Greetings my Fellow DJ's!
As promised, here's my field report from my experiences aboard a cruise ship to attend my sister's wedding.
First, a little setup: my sister got married aboard the Royal Caribbean ship "Explorer of the Seas". I would like to recommend a cruise for everyone if you haven't taken one before ; this was my first. I sailed out of Miami, headed for St. Thomas, San Juan, and Labadee.
At first, I was a little disappointed with the selection of singles; I saw mostly older couples, married couples, and newlyweds. I prowled the dance clubs and bars, but the pickings were slim to none. Sigh.
To maintain my present physical shape (there is plenty of food, too much in fact!), I decided to go to the on-board gym and work out a little. After hitting the weights a while, I stepped up on a treadmill and started a brisk jog.
Out of nowhere, a voice came from my left, "Is this your first cruise?"
I turned to see a pretty Hispanic girl (turns out she was from Mexican decent) on the treadmill beside me.
"Yes it is, how about you?" I replied.
From there, I learned that Girl "J" lived in Omaha, Nebraska and was on the cruise with her best (female) friend. We chatted about our jobs and such for a while and took a walk around the top deck. We both looked pretty rough, so I suggested we get together after dinner (on this cruise, you have assigned seating) and go have some fun. She cheerfully agreed, so I went and took a shower.
Surprisingly enough, her table was in direct view of mine. We exchanged a few winks and waves during dinner, and she was pointing me out to her friend. After dinner, while most of my group went to play in the casino, I went dancing and drinking with the two girls. Eventually, I was able to get her on the outside deck and walking around with me; her friend went off to bed.
With proper application of kino, DJ conversation tactics and light kisses on the back of her neck, her tongue was soon down my throat and her hand was stroking my "tender vittles" through my pants. Taking this as a sign she was interested (Ha Ha), I massaged her breasts and slid my hand up under her skirt.
To my surprise, she released one very nice "fun bag" from her blouse and proceeded to let me lick and nibble away. I increased my stroking under her skirt, which led to some pretty loud moaning. Without too much hesitation, she dropped her panties about halfway to her knees and spread her legs a little.
It was about then, I realized we were in a very public place, and I could hear laughter coming toward us from the side of the ship. She suggested we go to her cabin (I was bunking with my Dad, yuck!), so we took off.
As we undressed each other in her cabin, I could see that her friend was 6 feet away in the other bed! I asked Girl "J" about it, but she didn't care. We proceeded to "get busy".
The next morning her friend was standing over the bed, grinning at us.
"You two made a little noise last night, didn't you?" She said.
I nervously apologized but both girls just laughed it off. The friend was married, so there wasn't any possibility of a threesome, but it was still kinda cool.
So for the rest of the week, I had an almost continual supply of Pina Coladas, sunshine, food, and sex. Girl "J" got a little too serious the last night; she cried a lot and wanted me to come visit her in Nebraska, but I held firm to my DJ goals (I had previously explained I wasn't interested in a LTR with anyone right now). She eventually accepted this, but we exchanged e-mail addresses and she promised to write me.
The best part is: I came home to a message on my answering machine from Girl "S", the ex-stewardess. She was lonely and very horny. I showered, dressed, went over to her place, and took care of her little problem.
Life is good, gentleman!
Gipper
As promised, here's my field report from my experiences aboard a cruise ship to attend my sister's wedding.
First, a little setup: my sister got married aboard the Royal Caribbean ship "Explorer of the Seas". I would like to recommend a cruise for everyone if you haven't taken one before ; this was my first. I sailed out of Miami, headed for St. Thomas, San Juan, and Labadee.
At first, I was a little disappointed with the selection of singles; I saw mostly older couples, married couples, and newlyweds. I prowled the dance clubs and bars, but the pickings were slim to none. Sigh.
To maintain my present physical shape (there is plenty of food, too much in fact!), I decided to go to the on-board gym and work out a little. After hitting the weights a while, I stepped up on a treadmill and started a brisk jog.
Out of nowhere, a voice came from my left, "Is this your first cruise?"
I turned to see a pretty Hispanic girl (turns out she was from Mexican decent) on the treadmill beside me.
"Yes it is, how about you?" I replied.
From there, I learned that Girl "J" lived in Omaha, Nebraska and was on the cruise with her best (female) friend. We chatted about our jobs and such for a while and took a walk around the top deck. We both looked pretty rough, so I suggested we get together after dinner (on this cruise, you have assigned seating) and go have some fun. She cheerfully agreed, so I went and took a shower.
Surprisingly enough, her table was in direct view of mine. We exchanged a few winks and waves during dinner, and she was pointing me out to her friend. After dinner, while most of my group went to play in the casino, I went dancing and drinking with the two girls. Eventually, I was able to get her on the outside deck and walking around with me; her friend went off to bed.
With proper application of kino, DJ conversation tactics and light kisses on the back of her neck, her tongue was soon down my throat and her hand was stroking my "tender vittles" through my pants. Taking this as a sign she was interested (Ha Ha), I massaged her breasts and slid my hand up under her skirt.
To my surprise, she released one very nice "fun bag" from her blouse and proceeded to let me lick and nibble away. I increased my stroking under her skirt, which led to some pretty loud moaning. Without too much hesitation, she dropped her panties about halfway to her knees and spread her legs a little.
It was about then, I realized we were in a very public place, and I could hear laughter coming toward us from the side of the ship. She suggested we go to her cabin (I was bunking with my Dad, yuck!), so we took off.
As we undressed each other in her cabin, I could see that her friend was 6 feet away in the other bed! I asked Girl "J" about it, but she didn't care. We proceeded to "get busy".
The next morning her friend was standing over the bed, grinning at us.
"You two made a little noise last night, didn't you?" She said.
I nervously apologized but both girls just laughed it off. The friend was married, so there wasn't any possibility of a threesome, but it was still kinda cool.
So for the rest of the week, I had an almost continual supply of Pina Coladas, sunshine, food, and sex. Girl "J" got a little too serious the last night; she cried a lot and wanted me to come visit her in Nebraska, but I held firm to my DJ goals (I had previously explained I wasn't interested in a LTR with anyone right now). She eventually accepted this, but we exchanged e-mail addresses and she promised to write me.
The best part is: I came home to a message on my answering machine from Girl "S", the ex-stewardess. She was lonely and very horny. I showered, dressed, went over to her place, and took care of her little problem.
Life is good, gentleman!
Gipper
