Comebacks for "I am a good girl"

[captn caveman]

After the few good replies to asking for a comeback for "I will not sleep with you tonight", decided to let this one be discussed,

"I am a good girl"

On different occasions, my reply was, with a smile on the face and a sarcastic look,

"Yeah, and I am virgin.."

"But I will not marry a good girl, sorry"

"You know where good girls go?"

"So what is a good girl?"

"Really?"

"What, you are trying to qualify yourself for that already now?"

"i am the one to decide on that, sa's me"

"Let's just be friends, you are so good !" - That one I love


Any others?

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Watch out for the ones that proclaim themselves 'Good Girls.' ...they are closet freaks.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Say - "There is no such thing as a self-professed 'good girl' - this is for others to decide"

 

[Knicknack]

if you have to justify yourself with words, you are most likely exactly the opposite of what you proclaim yourself as being.

 

[squirrels]

If it's early in the conversation, BS with her a little.

If you're going in for the proverbial kill, though, "I know" seems to work well.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Tell her "If you wanna be a good girl, get yourself a bad boy!" with a grin.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

How bout "but it's so much more fun to be bad" ?




Never mind, that was lame. I'm having a bad day.

 

[Sax God]

"I'm a good girl!"

"Keep telling yourself that, and maybe one day you'll actually believe it."

 

[Pimp-sicle]

I've had a couple girls say this to me in the past and I love to respond like this:


HB: I'm a good girl

Me: (sarcastic voice tone) Of course you are....(smile)

You gotta really emphasis the sarcasm in your voice for it to work, usually they'll hit you on the arm or say your "a jerk" which is girl code for I like it...



PIMP

 

[Paid Laid & Made]

LOL. Here is my fav response.

HB : I am a good girl

Me: Sweet, I got a HALO in the back of my car ... wanna come and help me go look for it?

 

[ozzfest]

good girl huh? good at what? (grin)

 

[STICKMAN]

Simple

Say "You better be good cause I love to spank good girls when their been bad"

 

[SilverSpring1]

Originally posted by GigaloDJ
I've had to said to me before.

I just say "I love good girls".

No biggy.

Good answer. When a guy says that he is okay with good girls, it shows that he is calm, patient, and doesn't feel the need to get laid right away, which is a turn on. He seems decent and less likely to kiss and tell if I jumped him or acted a little naughty.

 

[DonJohn83]

HER: "I'm a good girl!"

ME: "Thats what they all say"

 

[Charisma]

Originally posted by Paid, Laid & Made
LOL. Here is my fav response.

HB : I am a good girl

Me: Sweet, I got a HALO in the back of my car ... wanna come and help me go look for it?

I'd answer something like that too.

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by GigaloDJ
I've had to said to me before.

I just say "I love good girls".

No biggy.

This is actually probably one of the better responses I've seen.

 

[wildthrust]

ultimate comback

I'm totally cribbing Ross Jefferies now but in situation when a girl says "but I'm a good girl" this may work.

Me: But of course your a good girl but deep down I know that there are TWO types of people inside of you ... the natural woman (or whatever you want to say: sexy women, wild woman, etc.) and the good girl. The good girl is the one with all the rules and all the roles... all the restrictions, constrictions... all the shouldn'ts, shoulds, don'ts, can'ts, mustn'ts...etc.

But the natural woman....that's the woman right there at the core... where you keep your most exciting memories... where you ponder fantasies... daydreams... amazing possibilities... the things you'd do if no one were watching and no one... even your best friends... would ever, ever know about...

Most men just do things that trigger the good girl... But when a man... a rare man... can touch a woman in that special place in all those special ways you LONG to be touched... in ways you maybe even can't admit to yourself... then WOW... an almost complete transformation takes place... and you start blossoming way beyond what you ever even thought possible.

Me, I want to see that natural woman not the good girl ...Now... what do I have to DO to bring out the woman in you?

She will take it from there.

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

You know, I had a girlfriend who said that all of the time and that was my cue to grin at her sinisterly, move in closer and playfully tell her," Yeah, well I'm a bad boy, and you know what? I think I shall have to remedy that."

Most of it is said playfully, but when a girl uses that as her last feeble ASD I think wildthrust had just about the best comeback ever. Wow, I wish I had thought of that. I might modify that last part though, "So what do I have to do to bring out the beast" feels too much like something a smarmy used car salesman might say which is definitely not the impression you'd want to create, because who likes or trusts smarmy used car salesmen? My addendum:

C: *with all sincerity*" See, I'm trying to be real with you, so I was hoping you would return the favor and then we could have something special because nothing that anyone or anything else matters because while we are together, for me, it is like all else melts away to insignificance until you and I are left standing alone, naked with our love for one another. I wanted this to be our moment; the two of us suspended in time as if our love was written of the ancient gods. *pained and regretfully you turn your eyes away from her* But this can never happen until you're willing to abandon all your fears and apprehensions to me. I see you're not ready yet, and I will wait. What really pains me though is that I just can't help but wonder if you'll ever let us share that moment.

If she doesn't melt right there on the floor in front of you she doesn't have any romantic sentiment and she definitely doesn't have two 'x' chromosomes to rub together.

A warning though. Now, these words are powerful elixir. These words and sentiments have never failed me yet. But the key to this is sincerity. You have to mean this, you can't just say it to get into her pants. This has to be for taking that relationship one step onto higher ground. There is a great ammount of spiritual and emotional fallout if you use these just to get laid because it cuts through her defenses and will carve deeper wounds than just casual frlitations. Do so flippantly at your peril, but do so sincerely and only good things will follow you.

Best of luck in life and love brethren.

-CyranoDeBergerac

 

[THA REALNESS]

Duh,if she said right before or in the midst of things getting hot and heavy it's an anti-slut defense.


Depends on what type of chic it comes from if its a chic that obvioulsy isn't "i am a good girl" is just random ,mindless dribble or she might be saying " your not getting puzzy tonight" .


Sometimes it can mean "i'm a hoe,i know i'm a hoe,YOU know i'm a hoe,...but i'm start to catch feelings and i don't want to get used "


If it is a shy type of girl ,a girl that might actually worth a crap ,from MY experience it means " I'll give it to you right now just but i like you so don't hurt me"

 

[Kodiac]

her - I am a good girl

me - Really ? I am good girl also

By making that statement she's obviously thinking about fuking you, make her laugh & move in for the kill.

She aint kidding anyone with a statement like that.