Cesspool of Knowledge

[REd-xL]

Viva la revolution de la raza~!

Rx

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REd-xL (19)

"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."
-Thomas Edison

"I have learned that success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed."
-Booker T. Washington

[This message has been edited by REd-xL (edited 10-17-2001).]

 

[Sgt. Ray]

Great idea, REd-xl. Here are my contributions to the Cesspool of Knowledge, things I wish I had known years ago.

--Don't try to get points by revealing all.

--Don't hang on when she's showing you signs of rejection.

--Don't approach her by offering to buy her a drink or asking her to dance.

--Don't put off making a move because you don't want to risk offending her.

--Don't think that establishing a friendship is the key to passionate sex.

--Don't assume that she's pure, and isn't a *&^%$ who will screw the crudest, raunchiest, most faithless guy on earth.

--Don't spend too much money on the first date.

--Don't think that she appreciates you because you're faithful and a gentleman.

--Don't wear a knife, let it be known that you own weapons, or are into the martial arts.

--Don't talk about unpleasant subjects (e.g. the latest murder or hunt for a serial killer)

--Don't criticize yourself in your jokes (unless you are very good looking).

--Don't say anything negative about your job, other than that you're very ambitious and are ready to move beyond it.

--Don't talk about porn, prostitution, or one night stands.

--Don't put down marriage.

--Don't talk about your exes, particularly in bitter terms, and never let it be known that you were dumped or cheated on. If you must talk about exes, do so in positive terms, even if she ran off with your brother after setting fire to your house.

--Never let it be known that you are a decent guy. Manufacture a deep, dark secret you are loath to reveal. Hint at a reckless, troubled past. Create the impression that at any moment you might get on your Harley and ride out of town.

[This message has been edited by Sgt. Ray (edited 06-24-2001).]

 

[DJ]

•don't fall in the friendship zone if you want to have a relationship.

•don't wait for the right time, because the right time may never come.



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[UnimagnbleBstard]

- Don't act too eager to be around her.

- Don't grope on the first date.

- Don't become emotionally involved until... uh... well... maybe just don't do that at all.

- Don't treat her friends like ****.

- Don't send gifts after the first date.

- Don't always be available.

- Don't disrespect your mom in front of her.

- Don't disrespect her religious / political beleifs. (even if they are wrong)

- Don't 'geek out' on her... Magic: The Gathering and computer games, and math are not valid topics of conversation.

- Don't say "I love you" !

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"Don't listen to women who say they crave caring, touchy-feely men. Women only want a sensitive man until a real man walks through the door. As long as men cater to the whims and destructive nature of women, men will continue to bury their rage and become the sissy-boys women don't really want."

-The Misanthropic Bytch

 

[Sgt. Ray]

Unimaginable Bastard --Great points. If you let it slip that you don't like any member of your family, what does that say about you? In other words, if you reveal that your mom is an abusive, drug-addicted escapee from a mental ward, what does that say about you? Winners in life, the guys that women want, are always positive.

Political/religious clashes never pay off.

Also, how true, certain things just don't cut it with women: chess club, Star Trek, D & D, model trains, etc. I was into the martial arts for years, but finally realized that women don't give a rat's a$$, and in fact viewed me as some sort of violence-obsessed loser. To that I could add a whole list of traits such as honesty, respect, faithfulness, etc., about which women could care less.

 

[RonJuan]

Don't slap her ass? Don't bust a move if you can't dance worth shyt? Don't stare at her tits?

Aw man!

 

[Neophyte]

-Don't let a friend ask her if she likes you. Have the guts to approach her yourself.

-Don't approach her when having a bad breath. Keep some chewing gum and mints with you.

- Don't buy her a drink after talking for only just a few minutes if it's the first time you've met her.

- Don't take any crap from girls.

- Don't let them play with you, play with them.

- Don't be a puppy, be assertive.

- Don't keep on standing near the wall, start to approach girls.

- Don't think you will have to get lucky for getting a girl. She's the one that has to be lucky, because she could win a date. Free movies, dinner, having fun and so on.


Cya,
Neo


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[marknola]

Here is one that I think we all have done at some time or another. (even the best).

If at any time you think a hot babe is checking you out.(if you think she is, believe me she is checking you out) and you disregard the three second rule and don't make a move on her.

 

[RonJuan]

All good but I got one question REd-xL.

Why not the jean-shorts?

Is it some secret faggy signal? Please enlighten and educate.

 

[CHALENGE GUY]

- Don't try to be cute
- Don't be silly (straws in your nose, "I am gay") and think being funny and weird makes you attractive
- don't pick up your nose, scratch your ass, spit, fart or piss in front of the ladies if you cannot do it with total assertiveness
- don't ask her friends if she likes you, or try to know
- don't ignore your bull**** detector (gut)
- don't be predictable

 

[ChrisFl]

> Don't "bust a move" if you can't dance worth sh!t.

How would anyone get good at dancing without practice? Most guys suck at it, & I say it's better to dance badly & have a good time than stand around watching everyone else, secretly wishing you had the nerve to get out there & not care about what the crowd thinks.

 

[syncmaster]

Capital # UNO: DON"T WAIT TOO LONG!!!

I waited and waited and put it off and eventually she had a bf. I kicked myself in the ass for that. And it's happened more then once. Don't let it happen to you.

Don't go around sulking, frowning, being pissed, upset, whatever you call it. Especially when going up to a girl. SMILE

K.I.S.S ... keep it simple stupid > enough said.

Do not underdress. It's better to over dress then under dress. A suit and tie can look good and distinguised at a bar... how good does jeans and a tee shirt look at a wedding?

Don't be afraid to stand up to her when she's insulting ppl you're fond of. Friends, family, beliefs, whatever.

Don't slouch. (I'm slouching now... oops )
You have a backbone, use it. You'll look a million times better if you stand up straight, with your shoulders back and you're head high then you will with everything floppy ... ( get your mind out of the gutter )
( this also goes along w/ smiling )

Don't talk too often. it should be a 40/60 ration of you/her talking. And ask open ended questions.

Umm, I can't think of anything else at the time. But i'll be back w/ more

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Syncmaster signing out.
a.k.a ... Adam

 

[Neophyte]

With all these "Don't do it stuff" you start to wonder what things you're still allowed to do, hehe.

Cya,
Neo

[This message has been edited by Neophyte (edited 06-26-2001).]

 

[ChrisFl]

> With all these "Don't do it stuff" you start to wonder what things you're still allowed to do,

Not just that, but there's research showing that the brain ignores the "don't" in warnings like that, & just focuses on the action, the opposite of what you want. Example: there is a higher rate of injuries due to falling in work areas near signs that say "Don't Fall".

The moral is: it's best to state goals or the like in positive language. Such as "Wait several days to call her" instead of "Dpn't call right away."

 

[Neophyte]

I agree with you ChrisFi. You can extend each sentence with a positive part that says the opposite thou.

Cya,
Neo



[This message has been edited by Neophyte (edited 06-28-2001).]

 

[handsomehunk]

Don't read this post!! Be a Man!(Salutations, Master Pook)
Fart like a man, spit like a man, fu*k like a man!


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Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !

 

[Raingem]

edited

[This message has been edited by Raingem (edited 08-26-2001).]

 

[Lexomatic]

Dont be drunk
Dont be stoned
Dont be in a bad mood
Dont avoid showering before a date
Dont think she wont notice everything

 

[Rico]

-Don't lose your self-respect for her (even if this means you don't get the girl).

-Don't ever let her know anything she says or does hurts you (unless obviously you're in a relationship with her already).

-Don't show weakness (but do show compassion, understanding, sympathy).

-Don't put up with her fickle or rude ways.

-Don't ever base your self-esteem or worth or happiness or day on whether or not you got the number of that hot girl in IT.

Happy Hunting

 

[CHALENGE GUY]

Originally posted by syncmaster

Capital # UNO: DON"T WAIT TOO LONG!!!
I waited and waited and put it off and eventually she had a bf. I kicked myself in the ass for that. And it's happened more then once. Don't let it happen to you.

Just happened to me... Love sucks.

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