Can I just say

Fruitbat

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 3, 2013
Messages
3,440
Reaction score
2,478
Uniting one’s unmentionables from the Doggystyle position is more difficult than it should be.

surely I’m not the only man who’s often spent a little too long trying to do this. And occasionally locating the southern territory by mistake?
 

zekko

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 6, 2009
Messages
16,067
Reaction score
8,913
I thought it was just me.
 

Scaramouche

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 27, 2008
Messages
4,039
Reaction score
1,163
Age
80
Location
Australia
Hi FruitBat,
Amsterdam might be a little Older,but he's not the one asking for advice!
 

Fruitbat

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 3, 2013
Messages
3,440
Reaction score
2,478
Hi FruitBat,
Amsterdam might be a little Older,but he's not the one asking for advice!
If he’s giving it all that about my tiny coq he should wind his neck in :cool:
 

Scaramouche

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 27, 2008
Messages
4,039
Reaction score
1,163
Age
80
Location
Australia
If he’s giving it all that about my tiny coq he should wind his neck in :cool:
Hi Fruitbat,
Yeah...you have a point,but Manners do maketh the Man.
 

BillyPilgrim

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 9, 2021
Messages
4,898
Reaction score
3,803
"Uniting Unmentionables?" Is that traveler slang or something?

I've never untied anything "from" something, usually if they're coming from the same place, they're already united.


Mods, we need a "huh?" emoticon.

"Penetration" is a word OP. These Brits, I tell ya...

That being said, thanks for the new sig. I may even field test that line on some chicks.

Or rather, "I maybe even fields testes that line one someone's birds", as OP would say.
 
Last edited:

Fruitbat

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 3, 2013
Messages
3,440
Reaction score
2,478
"Uniting Unmentionables?" Is that traveler slang or something?

I've never untied anything "from" something, usually if they're coming from the same place, they're already united.


Mods, we need a "huh?" emoticon.

"Penetration" is a word OP. These Brits, I tell ya...

That being said, thanks for the new sig. I may even field test that line on some chicks.

Or rather, "I maybe even fields testes that line one someone's birds", as OP would say.
If we are going that route, (pronounced Root not Roat BTW) then let’s talk about how your poorly derived American babble talks of running a business “outa Texas”. If you’re out of Texas, where the hell are you? Did you mean a business from Texas?

I would probably re-phrase this as “try it out on some clunge”. Can also use the term “crumpet” or “skirt”. Birds is perfectly acceptable.

If you progress, and so do your countrymen, we may permit you to rejoin the empire.
 
Top