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My girlfriend likes me to splatter my nuts all over her face, so, who am I to disappoint her. Let me also add that doing that is the coolest sh1t I've ever done, and watching a girl that really resembles a porn star is pretty satisfying. Anyways....

Anybody know of any ways to produce more ***? I guess to do this you have to produce more sperm, but oh well. I want to be able to completely cover her face, ala Peter North. I'm not looking for pills, but maybe just foods or home remedies that can make you blow bigger loads.....
 

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I've heard that about pineapple. I drink alot of coffee and smoke so that might be a problem with the taste. I don't know if I can make myself eat celery, but h*ll that's a small price to pay...
 

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Stop smoking, stop drinking coffee

cut down the urge, start running, it's good for your health, and sexy to the ladies. YOU are the excuse for still smoking.

Stop drinking coffee. If you are too tired in the morning, you didn't get either enough sleep, you drank too much, or you are sick. Sleep 8 hours, eliminate distractions. Stop binge drinking, if you do drink, just enough to keep the buzz going. If you are sick, workout, and eat healthier foods.

Drink water, eat fruits, eat more vegetables, eat only enough meat to match the amount of protein you need.

Exercise, blood flow, diet, and exercise is essential if you want a bigger load. Just ask the girl next door if you don't believe me.
 

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I actually think that the volume of your *** depends less on the amount of sperm but more on the amount out the liquid that comes from your prostate.
 

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flippinfreak said:
Exercise, blood flow, diet, and exercise is essential if you want a bigger load. Just ask the girl next door if you don't believe me.

I just asked. She said she doesn't blow loads... :rockon:
 

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Ok then, how do I increase the volume of liquid that comes from my prostate?
 

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Heh, good post. I always finish on my gf for economy's sake (condoms are expensive! I know I'm an idiot.) and I swear that if I have sex for longer I come more in volume (as well as shot distance). Might be worth a try? Go for about 3/4 of an hour. Enough detail? Good good!
 

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Zinc supplements, probably more fruits/veggies in your diets (which may also help in taste)
 

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get some clomid its notorious for doing that most porn stars use it for that reason.
 

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Get a bottle of Elmer's Glue, you know the one they let you use in elementary school?

Tell her to close her eyes before you shoot, grab the bottle, and shoot her like a sniper would... right between the eyes. She'll thank you for it later.

Don't forget to sound like you're getting tortured while you do this, otherwise, you lose the authenticity... ;)
 

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Cloud-uk said:
Heh, good post. I always finish on my gf for economy's sake (condoms are expensive! I know I'm an idiot.)
Yo... off track... but its that important.
I know its your life, and all that... but just had to drop the heads up on a bro.

I used to roll the same way... UNTIL.
Ya... the fvckin unwanted happened.
So... I don't care if your fckin robin hood and can hit her nose w. it everytime.

Small price to pay for something that could change the rest of your life.
...Sh!t is like you said idiotic.

Anyways... just lookin out'
Peace'
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back to busting strength......................................
 
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flava said:
get some clomid its notorious for doing that most porn stars use it for that reason.
You're an idiot. Have you even read up on clomid?

It's a female fertility drug. You want to risk taking it? Go ahead, but don't be giving others completely retarted advice. This **** messes with your hormones.
 

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brucevangeorge said:
You're an idiot. Have you even read up on clomid?

It's a female fertility drug. You want to risk taking it? Go ahead, but don't be giving others completely retarted advice. This **** messes with your hormones.
LOLOLOL i noticed that too but i wasn't going to say anything.....
 
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speedo_meme said:
LOLOLOL i noticed that too but i wasn't going to say anything.....
You should. Don't let dumbasses get away with stuff like this. Imagine what happens when someone who doesn't know about this comes along.

"If the guy says it, and no one else argues against it... it must be true!!"
BZZZZZZTTTTTTTT!!!! Wrong!


Hell! I like to be called on stupid thigs I say. If no one says its wrong, how would I know to change what I say?
 

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almonds, celery..
 

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brucevangeorge said:
You're an idiot. Have you even read up on clomid?

It's a female fertility drug. You want to risk taking it? Go ahead, but don't be giving others completely retarted advice. This **** messes with your hormones.
you need to do your research son i know exactly what clomid is and what it does, take this **** to the bodybuilding board and you ass will get flamed hard (bb.com dont count)
 
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flava said:
you need to do your research son i know exactly what clomid is and what it does, take this **** to the bodybuilding board and you ass will get flamed hard (bb.com dont count)
It does **** with your hormones. Newbies should stay away from drugs until they have the appropriate knowledge.

And let's not get started on the whole clomid vs eyesight damage debate.
 

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So I heard a lot of peeps giving props to a supp. called "Ejaculoid"
Supposed to increase the volume, make you horny as fvck, stronger and more frequent erections, etc.

Sh!t is only 18 bucks on bb.com. You can search their forums, and check the reviews on it. Overall solid props were touted.

Also outside of the fatter nutz, considering it had some other elements in it like yohimbe' etc. A few people noticed the added sexual energy translating well into their workout intensity.

I heard props going out to Maca and Panax Ginseng, for this bigger loads sh!t too. Maca root is supposed to be like the peruvian viagra. Search their forums, I'm sure you'll find some more info on the things I mentioned. Peace and...
 

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DarkLight said:
Yo... off track... but its that important.
I know its your life, and all that... but just had to drop the heads up on a bro.

I used to roll the same way... UNTIL.
Ya... the fvckin unwanted happened.
So... I don't care if your fckin robin hood and can hit her nose w. it everytime.

Small price to pay for something that could change the rest of your life.
...Sh!t is like you said idiotic.

Anyways... just lookin out'
Peace'
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**** man that's pretty heavy. The dumb ass thing is that I don't really think about it anymore- I just do it and figure I can control it. Appreciate the heads up, sorry to hear that you're talking from experience.
 
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