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  1. Greasy Pig

    Why are you suddenly arguing with your GF?

    I read a survey recently that showed the second-most popular way women admitted using to "get out of" having sex with their husband/BF was to start an argument. The classic "I have a headache" was No.1. It got me thinking about my ex and how she would just start fights for absolutely no...
  2. Greasy Pig

    Tips on getting laid in Japan???

    My bro (aged 35) and my newly single self have decided to go to Japan in October. Not only do I see it as an interesting place to visit, but I'd love to knock the back out of a few Japanese women while I'm there. One guy told me the Jap girls love tall western men (my bro and I are about 185cm...
  3. Greasy Pig

    The Tinder Trap

    So I just broke up with my LTR and got on Tinder. Lo and behold, but her best friend just popped up as I was scrolling through. She and her three brat kids live with her boyfriend. I don't know him well but if the roles were reversed, I'd want to know. Should I tell him? I took a screen shot...
  4. Greasy Pig

    My latest LTR failure - a study into the folly of chasing the white buffalo

    Hey fellas. I'm back after a few months and what you are about to read will make some of you cringe, some of you angry and some of you sad. Most of all, I hope it might provide some education for the newer members. I'll try to keep it short. I first met "S" when we worked together as...
  5. Greasy Pig

    Double standards in all its ugly glory

    To break it down, a female senator here in good ol' Australia told a talkback radio station that her perfect man had to basically have plenty of money and a big d1ck. Can you imagine the outcry if a man said his ideal woman should have big tyts and a tight snatch???? He'd be forced to resign...
  6. Greasy Pig

    RLE of a hamster getting nuked

    My GF's friend just dumped her boyfriend. His GF had been acting like a total cvnt for weeks: going out on the town without him; flirting with guys; lying about her movements. You know the scenario. Anyway, eventually she gets the courage to break up with him and (I'm getting all this info...
  7. Greasy Pig

    Amused mastery and swatting away shyt tests

    My GF is a good woman who treats me like gold 95% of the time. But occasionally - as all women do - she behaves inexplicably and it drives me insane. Out of the blue she'll criticise me for shyt that the day before she said was hilarious. Stuff like that. I used to lose my shyt and argue, but...
  8. Greasy Pig

    Extreme NC. Lol

    Had to share this. My job means there's a police scanner on in the background at work and I heard this gem: Police dispatcher: Unit 2, can you go to 123 Smith St and take up with David Jones? His girlfriend hasn't heard from him in a week and is concerned. (10 minutes later) Officer...
  9. Greasy Pig

    Learn from my epic fail

    Been with my LTR for 18 months. We have our ups and downs but she's a good woman who complements me and my life. Anyway, tonight I made a funny comment via text and she wrote back saying how funny I am and "how the hell you stayed single for so long is beyond me." I told her I was very happy...
  10. Greasy Pig

    Forgot girlfriend's birthday.

    Hey guys, I put my GF's birthday in my calendar for Saturday but I just found out it's actually today. Tried calling her but she rejected the call. Sent her an apologetic text explaining the screw up and she replied she didn't want to talk because she doesn't know what to say. Obviously not...
  11. Greasy Pig

    Check out this sh!t.....divorce is hell.

    This article appeared in an Australian newspaper. What do you think of the judge's reasoning behind this? He says that the man was only able to earn as much money as he did because his estranged wife was looking after the kids by herself without him. Therefore, she is entitled to a share of...
  12. Greasy Pig

    Need help mastering "Amused Mastery"

    Hey guys, my GF of about two months (started off as one of many plates six months ago) started grilling me tonight about me letting slip about how I used to nail a chick that had a boyfriend. Started chastising me and calling me a hypocrite because I told her that any sort of cheating is an...
  13. Greasy Pig

    She doesn't trust me

    Ok boys, I agreed to go exclusive with this chick about a month ago after an intense screening process. I'm very happy and I'm keen to make it work. I've dropped my other plates and focusing on her (not too much!!). Of course there's always gotta be a problem though. Lol She always hints that...
  14. Greasy Pig

    Plate wants to use Botox

    Hey guys, this chick is 36 and looks smoking but she mentioned the other day that she wants to try Botox around her eyes. Now, I love women with self esteem issues as much as the next man, but I believe you can spot Botox a mile away and it looks stupid. Believe me, she doesn't need it. I...
  15. Greasy Pig

    Cunnilingus conundrum

    Hey boys, It just dawned on me today that none of the past five women I've pounded would let me go down on them. Now there's not much that gets me hard quite like putting the beard on and bringing a girl to ecstasy so that she looks at me with those eyes that say: "Holy fvck, is this a man...
  16. Greasy Pig

    Interesting exchange on "other men" talk

    A plate keeps mentioning this 30yo guy who keeps hitting on her. Saying shyt like: "What should I do? How do I tell him to back off without hurting his feelings? He's so good looking though and my friend slept with him and said he was amazing....blah blah blah" Thanks to these boards, I...
  17. Greasy Pig

    Plate wants me to put on weight

    Interesting convo today with a plate who said she first started developing feelings for me last year when I weighed about 110kg. I now weigh around 100kg and am getting compliments from friends and family on how fit I look. I remember that day she's talking about. I could hardly get my top...
  18. Greasy Pig

    A question on creating - and balancing - competition anxiety

    After studying Rollo's musings on creating competition anxiety (ie women want a man who could cheat but won't), I took a plate and her friends clubbing the other night, determined to test his theories. Funnily enough, that night I seemed to run in to every chick I've ever met in this town...
  19. Greasy Pig

    Greasy Pig's text/email school

    This will be long but I think my own examples and experiences may help a few guys trying to escalate or run game via text or email. I'll break this post up in to different parts. Here goes. PART I: Text exchange Background: 23yo hot former co-worker looking for work again in my industry...
  20. Greasy Pig

    Field report: Shyt test passed

    I thought the MILF I recently hooked up with after first falling for her 18 years ago had dropped off, but she came over on the weekend. We fvcked on Saturday night, then on Sunday, we go for it again. We're in the throes of lust, it's hot and heavy and I'm literally just about to enter her...
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