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    AND for my 1000th post, I present to you: the sweetest girl in porn :)

    Now THAT'S what we call a quality woman!! :) http://www.efukt.com/21063_The_Giggliest_Girl_in_Porn.html
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    Quitting SS indefinitely

    Need to be more productive with my time. I don't do anything here anymore besides troll, and the end of the school semester is coming up. Gotta focus for now. Cya dudes, I'll be back P.S. packers you're one nasty creep man. I can't believe you had cybersex with me, how gross of you to do...
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    The world's fwcking fetish for traveling

    Now I know plenty of you are going to disagree and maybe even call out my young age. But this was something my best friend and I were talking about and shared a couple laughs over. I couldn't really give less of a sh1t about "traveling and seeing the world" haha. Not that I don't enjoy...
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    Woohoo I finally got laid!

    Just kidding, April Fool's :o
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    FRs. No bvllsh1t, daytime direct cold approach AUDIO recordings.

    Just got an iphone not too long ago it makes things much easier to record. Here are some approaches I recorded a while ago. This chick, I ended up taking on a 45 minute insta-date: https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/art (beginning there's lots of noise, my opener was "I thought you...
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    Viral video of backbreaker, PrettyBoyAJ, and *insert black SS poster here*!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6tj8pVXk0
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    the REAL online dating site filled with HOT women is...

    ...LinkedIn?!?! I swear, when I'm browsing recommended contacts, at least half the females have cute to damn sexy profile pictures. I'm very tempted to "connect" with them and start chatting. And you can safely assume these chicks are not c0keheads. Has anyone used LinkedIn to pick up some...
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    Funny sexts with the girl I met on NYE

    Been sexting the girl from this thread. Some pretty funny sh1t included..so I felt like sharing. She's from out of state, and she's not interested enough to come out all the way here just to bang, and neither am I. I've tried multiple times to make something happen but I can tell it's not...
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    Official Sosuave pot roast thread?

    Anyone up for an official So Suave/pot roast thread? Possibly picking a variety of pot roast and detailing specific cooking techniques? Fvck it. Let me have it. I need some RECIPES. Looking at YOU especially female DJs!
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    Date Report: Never before have I suspected a girl using me for a free dinner.

    Just got home. Not feeling too hot. So quick primer, I've gone on enough dates in my life by now to at least have an idea of what the score is. In my experience, most girls who go out with me are really good about money - as in they'll pay their half or at least offer to pay. The girl I went...
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    FR: My most successful cold approaches are always the plain, vanilla ones. High IL

    I'm pretty sure this girl has the highest interest in me out of every single girl I've ever met from cold approaching. So, the last 2 or 3 weeks, I unfortunately let my life head into a bit of a slump. I got lazy, ordered too much pizza, watched too much Netflix, didn't go home, jerked off like...
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    FR: OKC # (LOL) that went dead re-initiates contact. Possible date tonight.

    Grabbed this # off OKC back in November or so, never met up with her. At that time I was experimenting with proceeding with text game very SLOWLY, so I believe I indirectly asked her if she was free a couple times, she didn't bite, and I never asked her out. For about a month after that I'd ping...
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    Help me understand stupid social circle game aka how normal ppl get dates

    Preface I fwcking hate social circle game. Obviously I suck at it - with only social circle game the first 20 years of my life, I hardly even managed to kiss a girl. I fwcking love the cold approach. Every fwcking ounce of real success with women I've earned through putting in the work of...
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    We are judged by others based on just a few distinct moments/events

    Little bit of theorizing. Take a brief moment to think about various relationships in your life. Long ones, short ones, important ones, trivial ones. Now think about how you feel about that person, or how they make you feel, or how you feel about their character. Why do you think/feel that...
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    fwcking taxi cabs made me late for court. did I play this right?

    Sitting in the cab right now, steaming a bit Have a 1 o clock court date today out in the suburbs for a minor traffic violation (15mph over..yah). At 11 I realize oh ****, I looked up the wrong public transit routes, I won't make it in time Sift through bunch of different cab companies...
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    Sometimes, I want to go beat up a bf just because he's locked up a fine girl lol

    So I cold approach a lot, and I'm usually pretty resilient to getting rejected, even when it happens repeatedly. Sometimes things do get to my head a bit, and I feel the need to rant. Goddammit, fwck boyfriends lol. I swear, the BEST, BEST approaches I have with the HOTTEST girls are ALWAYS...
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    I really wish my coach would discover the red pill and consume it.

    My childhood coach in my sport is 35 years old, and he is one of the most important people in my life. He first started working with me when I was 8 years old. He has stuck by me through the sh1ttiest of sh1t, even when the sh1t came from my adolescent antics. He knows me better than my parents...
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    So ever since I stopped seeing my one-itis two whole months ago, I've been getting phone number after phone number, with not a single one leading to anything. This has happened despite getting at least 25-30 phone numbers in this period, even including the time when I got hot and got 10 numbers...
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    FR: sage's n00b @$$ goes for another solo adventure in the Windy City

    So day game is becoming more and more a part of my everyday lifestyle, to the point where my approaches mostly come from when I'm out doing my normal thing instead of going out specifically to sarge. Did some approaches yesterday, which I'll skip over for brevity. They all had boyfriends. I...
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    FR: Well, this is how my NYE went. How was yours?

    G0d I fwcking hate night game. I hate the noise, the utter sh1ttines of the meaningless conversations you have, the huge amounts of money people waste, and smelling like cheap perfume as I walk home (alone). How my night started Throughout the day, TONS of people start bailing on me, telling...
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