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    Knee friendly squat substitutions?

    My right knee has been grinding lately.... It doesnt hurt, but it sounds like a bag of potato chips when I bend it in a quiet room. I do have planty of knee injuries in my past, btw. Anyway, I think I should take a break from squats for the time being. Im still doing deadlifts, because they...
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    If girls and guys switched places in bars

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152303869340223 I haven't been on in a while, so I dont know if this has been posted, but its pretty funny.
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    Three men steal lions food through confidence alone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4YY4f4OF0BM#! Pure unadulterated BAWLS, here. These three guys alpha-up and walk straight into a 15 lion feeding frenzy, intimidate them, and cut a huge chunk of meat off of their kill... but most of us are too scared to talk to a strange...
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    Woman falls in love with statue of liberty

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2110198/Amanda-Whittaker-love-Statue-Liberty-Shop-assistant-got-new-flame.html?ito=feeds-newsxml Just wanted to share this. She has a disorder which makes her fall in love with objects instead of people.
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    Bytch dumps BF with cancer, feels entitled to his superbowl tickets

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/woman-dumps-boyfriend-cancer-still-wants-super-bowl-171734088.html Another typical American hor. In a nutshell, This guy bought Superbowl tickets for him and his hor. He was later diagnosed with bladder cancer, and when he told his hor, she dumped him...
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    Anyone know of spam sites?

    O.K. for the third time I placed an ad on craigslist looking for a drummer, I got this one douchebag who answers my ad, and acts like an arrogant fvcktard, and I should google his name, because he's so badass. Anyway, I have his phone number and I want to submit it to some text spam sites. Does...
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    My long lost 'dad' found me on facebook.

    Haven't talked to him in over 16 years. He sent me a friend request on FB saying "saw your page. Thought I'd saw hello and see how you're doing" I haven't responded or accepted it yet. I made a bulliten to see what my freinds would think. So far there are three of my friends who've had the same...
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    "serial killer groupie"

    Check out this whack job: http://www.sfweekly.com/2010-12-08/news/killer-groupie-samantha-spiegel/ Falls in love with famous serial killers, and has even been engaged to one. Currently waiting for a response from Charles Manson. I wonder what her dad was like!
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    Recent widow 'freind sex' txt.

    This is a text I just got from my chick friend who's husband hung himself a little over a month ago: "Would it be weird to ask for freind sex with no strings because Im mental? lol." I wrote back "Are you asking for my opiniomn or as a 'donor'? I'll let you know how it pans out!
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    Famous genius Pimps!

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18559_6-famous-geniuses-you-didnt-know-were-perverts.html Read on. OK, some of them were gross, but Einstein for one, was a pimp.
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    Read people by what they drink

    PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink:Beer Personality:Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach:Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink:Blender Drinks Personality:Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach:Avoid her, unless you want to be her...
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    TSA forces travelling policeman to remove his disabled four-year-old son's leg-braces

    http://www.philly.com/inquirer/home_region/20100215_Daniel_Rubin__Another_case_of_TSA_overkill.html Some people just deserve a public beating.
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    Who got some strange last night?

    Everyone should answer this honestly. I just want to see how many of us got some new poon last night. I didnt, but yesterday morning i got a booty call from my ex, so its not so bad. Edit: I should have put a 'made out' option, but i forgot. Tell your stories, folks. I did last year, though...
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    "Why "Nice Guys" are often such LOSERS"

    "http://www.heartless-bitc**hes.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml (remove the stars. the link is censored, and wont work.) Found this link on the 'guys who cares bout girls' facebook thing. Its interesting, and opened my eyes to a lot of things i've been guilty of.
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    Bodylastics resistance bands

    http://www.bodylastics.com/ I am extremely broke right now, and I want to workout. Im not looking to go hardcore, (at this point anyway) I just want to excercise. I'm laid off of work, so I dont have two or three hundred bucks to shell out of some kind of home gym on craigslist. I'm just want...
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    Boy is this Dad in trouble!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8309818.stm TV news crews in the US tracked the balloon as it landed Police are searching for a six-year-old boy missing after he reportedly floated away in a helium balloon that later came down with no sign of him aboard. The drama was played out on...
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    transferring large files over the internet?

    My bass player has a dvd of a show of ours, but he's in a different state. Its too big to put on youtube. Does anyone know of anywhere else he can put the files up, where I can get it, including instructions. Im thinking bittorrent, but he is in a motel for two months somewhere, and I dont think...
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    I witnessed a little piece of history last night

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDlcja1YCOw This is a video of the world record breaking 300 foot ramp to ramp motorcycle jump I saw last night. The last record of 250? feet stood for nine years. He's done almost 400 feet, but it was a dirt hill landing. It was in the parking lot of a casino...
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    Swine Flu Vaccine conspiracy theory

    I in no way endorse or believe the following video, but It links swine flu vaccinations, to NWO/mark of the beast stuff, and I thought I'd share: http://vodpod.com/watch/2178972-urgent-get-this-out-now-rfid-bracelet-once-you-have-had-the-us666-eu666-vaccination Seriously though, a lot of...
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    Funny fake number FR.

    I was playing a show last night, and my backup singers friend showed up. I've talked to her breifly before, and even heard she had a crush on me. The last time I saw her, though, she was tryin gto talk to me, but I was getting drinks for me and my ex, so I blew her off. Anyway, she is a...
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