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    Meet the parents?

    My girlfriend calls me from work today: Me: Hello Her: Heyyyyy Me: Hey baby watsup? Her: Nothing im just bored Me: (joking) Oh so you only call me when you're bored? Her: (jokingly) **** you why don’t you say something nice Me: Like what? Her: Oh baby im so glad you...
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    Ninja's girls (pics)

    IM A TROLL I am also RedNinjaWarrior and TheMack19 my other trolling nicks
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    My GF The Porn Nazi

    Im over at my GF's house right and im on her computer relaxing. I really had nothing to do so i thought id download some porn. I did'nt really care what i was dowloading i was'nt planning on wanking or anything. So i download some porn it had a hot half asian girl in it. Anyway so i left the...
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    Asked to move in ALREADY!

    Anyway she asked me to move in today. I slept over her place tonight and were sitting on the couch watching Charlie and the chocolate factory with Johnny Depp great movie and im like: Me: Im moving out of my parent’s house soon. Her: (running her hands over my head. Oh yeh I just shaved my...
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    The end of an era. Black_Italian AKA Ninja finally has a GF

    Ok guys looks like my Macking days are over (for a few weeks atleast). -No more sex with random hotties -No more sex with fu*k buddys -No more Macking/Sarging -No more clubbing It's the end of an era. I got a girlfriend now:eek::eek:. Yes I know I know what’s the world coming to? Im...
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    Movies every aspiring DJ should watch!

    If you are and AFC that want's to be a DJ you should watch these movies. They will give you an idea of what a DJ is like. 1)Swingers 4.5/5 The ending ruins an otherwise perfect movie. Concentrate on Vince Vaughn's charecter he is a perfect example of a DJ. 2)Fight Club 5/5 Bradd...
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    Fu*k buddy to GF? this post is a lil long

    Can a fu*k buddy become a GF? Recently i have been wanting more than just sex from girls.......... There’s this girl I know ive been at her place all of today. She’s Italian/Asian 21 and id say a HB8.5 I like the whole exotic look oh and her name is Mika. She’s also got that lil tiny bit of...
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    What wrong with SoSuave.com?

    What is it with this site lately I have noticed you can’t tell a sex story or talk about an amazing GF without getting personal attacks? Ninja out
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    "You look so good in white"

    Last weekend i went clubbing and i saw this black chick. I say to my friend "iv never done black" so i went for her. Needless to say i picked her up. Then when we were leaving the club she comes up to me: Her: Heyyyyyyy miss me? Me: Should i? Her: (playfully slaps me) so what are you...
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    Music's effect on girls

    Has anyone else found that when you play Frank Sinatra girls get realy turned on? The classier chiks not skanks. I mean they dont listen to it themselves but when im at my place and turn it on. The girls love it they get all horny. I also noticed almost always when im playing Frank Sinatra...
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    Gym or Park?

    Recently over the past 4 months I have put on a lot of weight. It’s not that bad i still mack like anything but for my self confidence i want to lose it. I’m not asking how to lose weight I’m sure that’s been asked 1000 times. My question is what would you guys consider better 30 min of...
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    Mystery + Opener = Success

    What do you guys think of this? It’s a way of mixing mystery with openers. It’s been field tested by me on 6 women all HB8s or more and it’s had 100% success rate. This is how I came up with it. I was clubbing and went out to get some air. I saw this HB9 outside the club smoking and I was...
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    The AFC Discussion Forum

    lol i love this guy. Thats right speak out against the AFCs making this forum look bad. Ninja out
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    Nature of GOD and its relationship to DJing

    God "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in...
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    Women should remain pure but men should fu*k anything that walks.

    Women should remain pure but men should fu*k anything that walks. When ever I hear something like this it outrages me. It outrages me that social conditioning can get such a strong hold on people and that they can’t see the truth even thought its right in front of there eyes in plain sight...
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    Older Girl from Tafe

    Tafe = School but for a specified job so you learn all about the choosen job. Im doign private investigator there 2 nights a week. Have you guys ever had a situation were you were into a girl from school/college/university ect ect ? Im pretty sure this girl likes me to shes always smiling...
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    Body Language (Does she want you?)

    Therese been a lot of guys asking stupid questions about body language “if she touches her forehead does she want to marry me” so I thought id clear up the confusion. If you’re DJing a girl and she gives of a few of these signals it means your doing good. Her lips - Big smile with upper and...
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    Body Language (Does she want you?)

    Therese been a lot of guys asking stupid questions about body language “if she touches her forehead does she want to marry me” so I thought id clear up the confusion. If you’re DJing a girl and she gives of a few of these signals it means your doing good. Her lips - Big smile with upper and...
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    I Luv YoU MwaH

    I Luv YoU MwaH... WTF! Threes this girl i know and we use to talk allot she was really interested but she lived in another state so we never really could go anywhere with it. I met her when she came to my state for a week. Anyway this girl comes here a few times a year and next year shes...
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    Tourettes :( :( :O :O :( :(

    Guys i have just been diagnosed with tourettes syndrome. My life is ruined how can i ever talk to a girl again? For those of you not familiar with tourettes its a neurological disease were out of nowere i will start shouting and swearing for no apparent reason. How can i ever have a normal...
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