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    Good advise sh!ted on in another forum

    http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1443887&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Very good advice, and in line with much that's discussed here. The AFCs really gave him sh!t for it. What's worse then being an AFC is not knowing you are. Worse than that is fighting the knowledge...
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    Falsely accused of sexual harassment!

    I was recently accused of sexual harassment at work and fired. The girl, who I will call "Sandy Vagina" or "Sandy" misinterpreted a completely non-sexual action and ratted me out. After researching prison life and prison sentences, I decided that revenge against the girl and management was not...
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    Salesmanship and dj-ism

    I've just started a new job in sales, and it has helped me with my development. I've found that salesmanship relates a lot to being a "dj". After all, you are selling yourself. A job in sales can help in a lot of ways. Here's how it helped me: Money: I've heard that the easiest way to...
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    The "I'm not gay, dammit!" FR

    Okay, after my previous questionable post, I'll give you all a FR... involving girls this time. I took the hint that obtaining esteem from a gay guy thinking I'm hot was pretty pathetic. I mean, I named myself after the strongest Decepticon ever. Megatron blasted him with a friggin fusion...
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    Gay guy thinks I'm hot!

    So anyway, I'm at a bar, and this guy is just staring at me. I thought he was mocking me, wanting to fight. I asked my friend who knew him, and he said the guy thought I was hot! And the gay guy just continued leering at me! He bought me a beer though. At first I was really creeped...
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    FAT djs...

    Hi. I've noticed a trend on this board about the great disadvantages fat guys have in getting women. Some go as far as saying that being fat negates all game and other qualities the man might have. I want some fat guys to challenge this notion cause I'm fat myself. I realize that I am...
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    Calling all fat guys!

    Its probably one of your resolutions to get thinner and more cut. We've gained weight over the Holidays, even over our excess, and now we're too fat! We could have the DJ skills of 1000 Pooks and still not get any. We forfeited health and girls because of our over indulgence and lack of self...
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    Online dating

    I've started online dating and I'm getting more dates than ever. The reason I started is because my direct marketing/cold approach method is too inefficient for someone of my weight. I appeal to a small minority of women who prefer a linebacker build over a slimmer, track-and-field build...
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    Rape!!

    I've been working diligently to improve my game. However, I'm wondering about posible legal ramifications. As you know, the feminists have stretched the definition of rape beyond all reasonable proportions. The problem is that in the mating dance, women are supposed to resist a little...
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    Black women for white guys

    I'm liking black women more and more. They seem to have less of the princess attitude, have big booties and tits, and, best of all, are more neglected by men, particularly their "own" men. What do black guys see in anorexic, stuck up white women anyway? Not that I'm complaining... Have any...
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    Complete Sublimation of Sexuality

    Hey, guys. I'm a virgin. I'm going to remain one for a while longer. I'm giving up for the time being. I just wanted to make a written declaration of this so I'm motivated to stick with it. I will give up on number closes, flirting, and even masterbation until I get my act together and I...
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    I'm a Virgin. Get me laid.

    Hey, guys. My problem is that I'm a 28 y/o virgin. I know why too. For many years I was a huge social coward and painfully shy. I've recently trained myself to be more confident and outgoing. I'm so confident and charming that I get numbers about 90% of the times I ask. My friends say...
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