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  1. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Damn, that seems tough as nails. I'll do what I can though.
  2. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Well, if I go into every interaction with a woman thinking she doesn't want to take me home, I'll relieve the pressure of expectation. It'd allow me to be relaxed and not make any desperate moves. And since women do seem to prefer the guy not trying to get them, provided they are at least...
  3. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Not until my face doesn't look like I've been hit by a truck. Give me two days and I'll be back on my feet. Ain't got nothing to lose, so full steam ahead. Just one thing. Being an engineering nerd, there aren't many lasses around. Where do you go to just.. Interact with them?
  4. TheBalalaikaMan

    Bad day. That's like a good day, but reversed.

    Bad day. That's like a good day, but reversed.
  5. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Dude I have no idea what you're talking about... Honest to God. Whoever you think I am, that ain't me man. I found this site four days ago through some old thread about a guy who couldn't get girls. People didn't berate him, so I decided I'd join. I can send you a picture of what I look like if...
  6. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Yeah. Seems to be the way to go. Just gotta develop more. However... Been wondering if maybe there really is something deeply wrong with me... Like, how can someone be THIS much of a misfit? Even someone with whom I have a lot in common, I seem to send them marching in the other direction...
  7. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Sorry, what? This is like my third day on the site... Think you might have gotten me confused with someone else, my friend. There's only room for one Central European balalaika-strumming, flu-ridden guy here, and that's... @ImTheDoubleGreatest! Screw it for now, I guess. Not sure about my...
  8. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    I think something is wrong... When I try to reply to a post, it doesn't seem to get through. Am I missing something? I don't think it contained anything worth deleting, but if so, please, let me know. I wanna be a part of this community and if I'm doing something wrong, I need to know not to do...
  9. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    @Trump Haha, I can smell irony like a burning stove! Unless it's just the Czechness in my soul telling me so. Anyway, I read all the responses and I'm thrilled at the advice I've been given. I know most of the things you've all told me, but it's different reading it in response to someone else...
  10. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Will do, mister! Ain't no point worrying about a done deal, you're right.
  11. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Hey, thanks! Yeah, that sounds about right. A good friend of mine (he's also a musician, but a lot more fit) told me he'd get us both a perm for the summer and he'd teach me the ropes. I'm skinny as hell. Surprised I got any girls at all, like ever. And thanks. I do hope it does. In about a...
  12. TheBalalaikaMan

    Any advice for a painfully average guy?

    Hey guys. It's me. The Balalaika Man. I'm new here and stuff. I'll try to avoid using the word 'I' too much, without writing out my whole life story too. But there are a few things about me that need to be said. Well first off, turned 18 about six months back. Studying mechanical engineering...
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