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    Women with tattoos on the back of the shoulder

    I want your input on my observation. We all know that a tattoo on the lower back (the tramp stamp) means you're getting laid, fast. But the few girls I've known with tattoos on the back of the shoulder have all been the type to fvck anything - real wild types. These girls could...
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    11 warning signs that she may have herpes.

    I've known 6 women who have herpes, and this is a list of the things I've found that they have in common so you can screen a woman who has it, before you even get to that discussion where you have her clothes off, you're ready to go at it, and she tells you that her crotch is on fire. You know...
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    Trying to bang the ex... Did I do the right thing, or did I really mess it up?

    Last weekend I went to "visit" an ex of mine in her new apartment. She invited me over, we went out to dinner, and then came back to her place, sat down on the couch, and started watching a long movie. The thing about this ex is that she's a sex fiend. In fact, everytime I get a wiff of the...
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    Is this church chick seeing some guy?

    This may be a dumb question, but let me throw this out there to you guys. Me and a few of my guy friends play in the church band. Where the musicians are seated we are in perfect line of sight directly across the alter and pulpit to where this extremely hot chick is usually seated. We like...
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    The Clydesdale Factor... goodbye HB scale!

    There's been a lot of talk back and forth about what constitutes an HB 8, HB 9, HB 10, etc. However, the inherent problem with this is that a man's opinion of beauty is subjective, and the HB scale is an attempt to be objective about beauty: We are trying to place an absolute value on the...
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    My weekend status report - Disaster! Drama! Revenge! Success! It had it all!

    This is long, but it's intersting, just like my johnson. So here's the deal. I met up with four women over the weekend, should have been five, and now I have no clue what's going on, or what I want, or even what the hell I'm feeling. All the women have been mentioned in previous posts...
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    Share your stories of headgames women have played with you.

    Headgames can confuse even the best DJ, so I thought it would be good to start a thread about the headgames women play with guys, so we can all compare notes. Share with the rest of us your stories about the headgames women play with guys. Don't forget to include important details like her...
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    Developments with the UG/HB/HB sisters - GOD FRIGGIN' HATES ME.

    The only thing that can explain this is that God hates me, God likes having fun with mere mortals, or it's just my day to bend over and take it up the butt. You'll like this one. Here's the background threads: It started with these two women, who are sisters...
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    How to use the UG to get the HB

    Every hot chick has an ugly friend. It's one of those ying/yang things in the universe that nature does to arrive at a balance and keep from collapsing in on itself. I was at a bar on Saturday night, just getting a nice buzz on, and not really planning on meeting anybody. Then this HB 8.5...
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    Are less educated women intimidated by more educated men?

    That's the question. Now here's the story, and I don't mean to make this sound like I'm busting on the guys who weren't able to attend college for whatever reasons... I know a woman about 24 years old. She's a nurse and more than likely she makes more money than I do. However, she never...
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    Dammit, just gave the "Deer in the Headlights" look to a HB

    Ten minutes ago I walked out of the john here in the office. At the same time this HIGHLY attractive young woman walked out of our conference room from a meeting. I had never seen her before. I did something very uncharacteristic of myself. I was totally unprepared for what I saw, being...
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    How to tell if an extroverted or shy woman is interested in you.

    With 20 years of booty chasing under my belt, so to speak, here's some signs I've noticed about how extroverted women show they're interested, versus how shy women show they're interested. EXTROVERTED WOMEN Extroverted, aggressive women who are interested in you are very animated. Lots of...
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    Are really tall girls freaks? Or is it just some fantasy I'm having...?

    Seems to me like the tall girls I meet (like over 6') tend to be a little sexually freaky. Admittedly, I am in a "tall girl fantasy stage" right now, so this could just be my own warped perception. I only actually dated one 6' girl before, back in high school... she was a proto-freak... sort...
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    My AFC Story

    I just saw the post about www.guygetsgirl.com. haha... what a riot... "only a woman knows what a woman wants", eh? BULLSHYT! I was in the process of responding to that post, but I figured a better one would be to describe my own AFC story to show how much crap that quote is. It's a...
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    John Cusak's boombox move in "Say Anything" - DJ or AFC?

    Sure, it's a famous movie scene. Sure, we all admired how it got John Cusak the girl. Sure, chicks wish guys would do this sort of stuff for them. But this is reality. Was it DJ or AFC? I'm voting AFC.
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    Best comeback line after being flamed?

    Forget rejection lines, this is equal time now! Does anybody have any great comeback lines after they were flamed? This is mine: A few years back I was hitting on some girl at a bar, she was about 25, I was about 26. Found out she was divorced after 7 months of marriage. Swear to God, she...
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    Is it just me, or are East Coast girls all BEEOTCHES?

    Here's one I'm interested in knowing from you guys. I've been all over the good ol' USA, and one thing that I've discovered is that East Coast girls are the absolute worst. The further west I drive, the girls are friendly, open, and generally nice. They'll say hi to you and not immediately...
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    Advice needed for going for younger women...

    I'm going for a woman who's almost ten years younger than me. The last time I dated a woman in her early 20's, I was in my early 20's. Not to say that I haven't banged them and left them... last time that happened was about two months ago... but this is an attempt to pursue a relationship...
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    Why Chasing Women is Better When You're Older

    Just for grins, guys: 1. Older women won't hesitate to have sex with you, because they're already well broken in. 2. Younger women like to be seen with older guys as a status symbol, and this makes you seem studly to other men, even though you may be a tax accountant during the week. 3...
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    About a girl being really late meeting you on a date

    Ok, i just wanted to share an experience I had on the subject about girls showing up late on dates. It does not always mean she's disinterested. Of course, this is just one girl i'm talking about here. She was shy at first, no kino, no eye contact, 25 years old. We had gone out once...
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