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You've kept this thread alive, the way vapidness's allure has kept the careers of Taylor Swift and Toe Rogan viable, Vic. That's most most impressive

Catching trout is a cinch, when they're in a pond that's somehow far less ample than Claire Danes's cleavage... That's not reflective of life on a larger scale

You folks in Toronto are sh-tt-ng bricks over "unwanted conversations" while using public transportation? Spend a week riding the subways in NYC these days: Receiving a few dozen unwanted stab wounds to the chest just may induce gratitude for the "problems" you all are having up there in The...

And you can choose to leave your fixation on bedding women much older than yourself in the past where it belongs, alongside fanny packs and The Plague Of Justinian... You're reminiscent of a certain political party here in The US, who's doubling down on tactics and a strategy that's failed to...

And you can be overcome by anguish when this happens, or you can say to yourself: "Might they be onto something? Could I be more well-socialized than I currently am? Could there be a more deft way of approaching besides what I'm doing now? I.E. Walking up to some chick I'd like to bed wearing a...

And for all we know, she's seen Audition https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audition_(1999_film) one too many times, is now committed to recreating her favorite scenes in reality, and has picked this dude to be her stand-in for Shigeharu :eek: :mad:o_O Hardly a fate to be envious of

When you walk up to a girl wearing a T-Shirt with "Winger" emblazoned across the front, then try to woo her with a compendium of your favorite Lily Singh quotes or photos of The El Mozote Massacre, you likely have sh-t to work through

Let those guys try dating the other man-babies they're still playing Dungeons&Dragons and attending Star Wars Cons with then... A trip to The ER, so as to have a poorly lubed anus stitched back together, and a few months spent swallowing other dudes's semen just might revive their affinity...

Yeah... You can CHOOSE to make it personal

Hardly a new phenomena... Fun as they are to look at, note the debacle on display, whenever Kelly Brook or Kate Upton try to formulate lucid thoughts. Men have been pursuing mentally challenged women for eons now

Just wait till you read my thoughts on how dull fishing in The Thames has become today, compared to the excitement one could anticipate in The 2000s https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58415046

How to age gracefully... Paraphrase Joan Rivers: Fork over the $$$$$ on plastic surgery, or croak by age 25, preferably in some way that doesn't entail swimming face first into a speedboat's propeller. While the engine is on :eek: o_O

"How do you respond?" If she expresses interest and seems like a cool chick, DM her a time and place to get together. She either appears or doesn't

"Do you think the naked woman went crazy at DFW (airport) because of her inability to keep a man?" Nah: That's clearly the result of someone traveling all the way to Texas for the express purpose of getting an autograph from Chuck Norris, discovering that the dude can now barely remember his...

"You Don’t Need a Wingman, You Need a Therapist" Goose didn't survive that ejection back in '86, and Iceman departed this chunk of dirt to join Jim Morrison and Doc Holliday a couple weeks ago... No worthwhile wingmen remain

Which they get plenty of from The US government, who hands them paychecks and WIC, in exchange for spreading their legs for every Laquan, Jeb, or Juan who walks by

When she's practically tattooing the words "Bail out, Will Robinson" on your forehead, without even being prompted

The adventurous man can partake in this experience also. All he need do is -Enlist in The US Army -Volunteer for The Delta Force -Ace that selection The payoff received is much more unique than that doled out to the Ujena swimsuit model, who ends up in bed with an unlettered Texas Tech point...

Credit where it's due: We needn't sweat losing an AI wingman, on account of "him" being forced to emergency eject out of an F-14 Tomcat, ala. Goose in Top Gun

Give Schema Focused Therapy a whirl. You may have Mommy Issues