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girl i have sex with is farting during sex and refuses to stuff her butt with toilet paper to stop it

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I mean she is always farting during vaginal sex and we dont know why??
So I told her that its disgusting both sound and noise and my peniss goes down so I told her that she will stuff toilet paper from now on in her butt for sex duration and she refused and called me stupid but she doesnt understand that it is disgusting

How to make her agree?

if he agreed to plug her butt with toilet paper the farts would be stopped by it
 

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Fart in her mouth
 

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I mean she is always farting during vaginal sex and we dont know why??
So I told her that its disgusting both sound and noise and my peniss goes down so I told her that she will stuff toilet paper from now on in her butt for sex duration and she refused and called me stupid but she doesnt understand that it is disgusting

How to make her agree?

if he agreed to plug her butt with toilet paper the farts would be stopped by it
Sounds like diarrhea. Make her a toast
 

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Stop taking her to eat Mexican food before sex.
 

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Dude, you offended her by saying she had gas and to suggest toilet paper.

You should've turned it all sexual and suggested these instead.

 

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Dude, you offended her by saying she had gas and to suggest toilet paper.

You should've turned it all sexual and suggested these instead.

no becuz then they will be dirty from poop. Paper is better causse u can throw it away and no need to clean the paper
 

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no becuz then they will be dirty from poop. Paper is better causse u can throw it away and no need to clean the paper
Paper kills trees and you know female are all about being environment friendly.

Why not just stick it in her pooper and make her give you a bj afterwards. A2M...
 

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Tell her it's OK, you understand.

Beg her forgiveness for being rude.

To show you mean well, lick her a$$ clean.

And while doing so, load her up with:

 

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Queeb could be equivalent to excrements (it has the more heavy sound) while queef to gases in the vagina noise effect terminology.. note that the writer is not a doctor
 
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