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TheBalalaikaMan

Hey,

I'm the balalaika man. My real name starts with J and my surname's Kyle. That's all on that topic.

I play instruments because I've got nothing better to do I love music. my singing isn't very good though (like my girl skills, cough).
I came here looking for advice to pick myself up from the dirt and, well, be a man. 'Cause right now, I'm just a whiny little *****, and I'm not happy with that. Not one bit.

When I was little, I fell down the stairs head first. Maybe that explains some of it. But hey, it is what it is. God let me survive that fall, so I take it I was born to stay.
Birthday
Jan 31, 2001 (Age: 23)
Location
Up my own ...
Age
18
Relationship Status
You know...
Gender
Male
Occupation
International Spy

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"Everybody needs a friend... Except me, 'cause I've been friendzoned more times than I've seen a rainbow (twenty-four). Call that a motivational speech" - some dude, 2019

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