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Recent content by Soma

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    Help i've just shattered my wrist!!!!

    Solid Waste. That is your new name. Feces boy.
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    Bully from HS now at my College

    They are dead. Saw their bodies get strewn across the road in a HORRIBLE car accident where they smashed into a wall on hwy 101, in front of me last weekend. They were still alive when their limbs were torn from their bodies due to the insane g-forces. As their torso's caught fire and their...
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    Favourite Moderator?

    Hey biotch, Ashlee is a dude. A mocha skinned brotha with eyes like the sea after a storm. I don't remember who but I recall Ashlee putting up a pic of himself and someone posting somthing like, "I don't want to sound gay or anything, but you have really nice eyes, Ashlee." hahah I called...
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    Krav Maga

    Awesome man. I've recently added BJJ to my training as well. Only got a few months into it though cause I'm sidelined for the next couple months. Was doing some hard sparring a few weeks ago and got my rib broken. :( haha. Sucks but hey, shiet happens. Two months from now I'll be back...
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    Bully from HS now at my College

    Gigalo...shut up with that revenge shiet. You're a dumb-dumb. Mission...stop watching so many movies. Tell him "he's not afraid of him" and that there are going to be "consequences"???hahahhahah Too many afterschool specials for you, my friend. Sucka.
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    Decision for tonight; your opinion

    Personally, I'd invite them both out. It's worked well for me. One is outgoing so she may help the other to have some fun. The other has fvcked you so the added competition may break the other girls resolve and then you'll fvck the other one. If they get along well enough you may have a 3some...
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    Feel like friend is stealing girls

    Leave him at home? Are you retarded? Nah man, what you NEED to do is go out with him more. Ask him to teach you. Leave your ego at home, lower your guard, and ask him to show you how it's done. Learn from him, and with him, to elevate your game. Both of you go out with great game and...
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    when a woman says "I don't usually have anything to do on saturday nights"...

    Yeah dude, that was an awesome, well said post. Props.
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    Bully from HS now at my College

    Fuzzx, Shut up. If you're being stupid to try and be funny you need to work on your humor. Glut, Like Julian said, you've gotta ignore him or you've gotta deal with him. As you already know, ignoring him isn't working. So you're gonna have to deal with him. Yeah, it's scary, but if...
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    I'm Hideous!

    lol! haha Anyway man, the only thing "hideous" is your fashion steez. What the fvck you were thinkin when you put together that beastly outfit in the right picture, I'll never know. As for your physical looks you're actually above average. I'd jelque you.
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    Krav Maga

    Um, sure dude. You can go away now.
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    jelquing

    I jelqued your dad. Milked him dry. To the bone, b!tch. To the bone.
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    She has a Cat???

    Go wank yourself, Frank.
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    Becoming a social butterfly

    Then you may now bow down at my feet, you unworthy he-b!tch. I have done it on my own. I still do it on my own. There was a period when I went to clubs in the city 3-5 nights a week alone. Made it a point to be "open" and not closed off like I am naturally apt to do. I have several...
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    Shin splint problems ( leg problems)

    Join the club, my niggah. Got them from runnin back in HS too.
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