Recent content by Schmuck

You got that right. I agree 100% I was too eager in showing interest. Even though I know I shouldn't have... the AFC is hard to drop. Maybe it will be good practice for me to see what works in extracting myself from this situation.

The mindset is the tricky part. It's all psychological. I've found that it isn't about the little things I do. It's not about screen names, the clothes I wear, the exercise, the lines, the 3 second rule..etc. It's something that just clicks in your head. I had it once, just for a few months...

Act all happy like a little kid and go "oh boy oh boy oh boy will I? will I?" Then just go blank face.

I just ran through a brick wall.

I'm losing my hair and I just gave myself a buzz cut. If you are going to do anything about your hair either promise yourself not to worry about it or go all out and get professional hair work done. Like grafts and stuff. Probably looking at several thousand dollars. But women can smell hair...

The best form of confidence and self esteem is the ignorant kind. The kind where it doesn't actually occur to you that being insecure is an option. Ahhh sweet blissful ignorance.

Yeah, I think it's frustrating me about the slowness. I keep seeing these little successes and then BAM, I'm stumped. Like the other day on the school bus three chicks sat down, one on my side and she said something about it being cold. I said a smart ass comment about her needing to put on fat...

I'm the older. I didn't ask her out and that is one of the problems I think. I didn't bust on her.. cuz she was giving IOIs and I could have told her she's moving to fast but we can get together and make friends. My improvisation sucks and I'm in that position where it's a minute later where I"m...

I just happened to sit down near her the first day and she was friendly so I just cracked some jokes and made her laugh. A good vibe. The next day she was sitting elsewhere, I passed by and acknowledged her, and I just sat down in the same place as first day. Now, out of the corner of my eye I'm...

Not like "I have a bf" but in conversation casually. College setting. She changed her seat deliberately to sit next to me. 10 year age difference between us. Very friendly and she's always laughing at my jokes. I think my AFC ass screwed it up though. Not like I expressed my undying love but the...

Evolutionary wise we are just animals that are self aware. So the limbic system and the reptilian brain are just surrounded by the self-aware part. Those pre-historic remnants are still sending signals for action prior to us asking for it. For example we don't think about breathing, keeping our...

Me.

I'd be like "why the hell are you answering the phone in the middle of a shower"?

took me a few... seconds.... where did you get this story ? AND One BIG problem I have is that I tend to laugh prior to the punch line. I can't keep a straight face.

Where's the push line?