Recent content by MooseGod

It's sounds cliche, but you will just know. She's gotta be somebody that you can completely be yourself around, who knows your strengths and weaknesses as a person and complements you...hence the "other half" phrase. And yeah, she'll completely annoy you at times, but that kinda comes with...

Here's me doin' my thang.... http://a296.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/57/l_ad3e1074b1ea77d47baec81e03783fc7.jpg ...and my alter-ego... http://a574.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/l_afa336f4ed99e5df9fbb63ede5915125.jpg :crackup:

For me it's usually flying...it's kinda like Fight Club in that you really don't give a damn what anybody thinks once you get on the ground because YOU JUST FLEW A FREAKING AIRPLANE!!!! I mean really, how many people do that? Guitar is always fun too, mainly just hammering on chords to...

My mother was a Russian prostitute with a lazy eye, and my father was an American fighter pilot who crash-landed in her small village during the harvest season, and the rest is history... Okay, so they actually met through mutual friends and hit it off.

Well that's why my last GF didn't work out...I wasn't boring and dependable enough for her... ..but it was the unpredictablility and excitement that attracted her in the first place.

Yeah, back in the 40's people actually DID stuff. Now people just sit around TALKING about doing stuff, or WATCHING other people do stuff (movies, television, etc...) But honestly, it was probably about the same then as it is now, just...different. It's all about knowing how to play the...

This is very true...it's all in your outlook. Like my mom (who is almost too upbeat sometimes) says....all you have to do is show up and say yes.

I prefer the Blacktooth Grins myself...Seagrams 7 and Coke.

Tell 'em you're a recovering alcoholic. :D

No, popping your collar just makes you a douchebag. If you wanna do it though, make sure you wear a pink polo shirt and be sure your frat-boy buddies also have their collars popped.

Good point Luke, Han Solo is such a chump for not kissing Princesss Leia's ass like the princess she is. Science fiction is so AFC...now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to beat off to episodes of "Ice Road Truckers" on the History channel while eating a bag of nails and bench-pressing a Volkswagen.

You guys are all ugly and short. Kiss my black ass. All the hell you really need is to not be physically repulsive and have unshakeable confidence and be a little bit sarcastic. Jeez. It's not rocket science. But to the OP: You tried, that's all that matters. And this isn't one of those...

I don't know if I'd necessarily say it's "AFC" behavior, but more like the child-like temper tantrum of a really insecure guy. "Oh look at me, I have an Ivy League education, I'm a member of Mensa, I drive a Beemer etc..." ...Which basically means "I have a tiny penis and my parents never...

Are you sure you didn't steal this from some cheesy movie on the Lifetime channel?

It could go either way--you could be the kind of douche that posts lots of pictures of himself on MySpace with lots of different girls in a pathetic attempt to make people think he's a social, outgoing, cool dude.... ...Or you could just be a guy who has lots of friends and has pictures that...