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    What car do you drive?

    96 Dodge Neon Sedan, 5 speed manual. 89,900 miles 0-60 in 14 seconds
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    Beginners To Dancing

    If you have a playstation 2, get ddrmax or max 2, it will teach you the basics of dancing, plus its mad fun and a good workout.
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    Should I lay this chick?

    Just use the golden rule: If your willing to masterbate to her, your willing to have sex with her :)
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    What kind of school shoes...

    navy blue reebok classics are beautiful if u ask my opinion
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    Whoa. I'm sold on KINO now...

    After some Kino its good to tell girls that your inner thigh is sore.
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    Double Dates?!

    Double dates are cool when the relationship is already established. Don't make your first date with a girl a double date. Isolation prevents masturbation.
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    30 Yr Old MILF and her sister... Fun night!

    I wonder if the triple period stands for sarcasm ...
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    Post Ur ****Y/FUNNY!

    Hot chick from work who can barely speak English told me in Russian that her friend (also hot) thinks I'm cute. I look over at my manager (who only speaks English) and say "She says she wants to ride me like a pony" My manager cracked up and the girl tried to deny it by screaming in the...
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    what is more important?

    The easy no brainer answer: How you feel. The more truthful answer: Depends on the situation... IE: You feel like shiit but you want to hit on a girl. If it appears to her that you feel like **** as you hit on her then she will be much less receptive than if you were to act as if...
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    A potential flaw I see in Pook's reasoning [merged]

    i got thrgh the 1st few sent. lrn h0w t00 typ3!
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    The absolute BEST LINE from the MATRIX

    "Wow, I know Kung Fu!"
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    The Best SHOES

    reebok classics, blue if you can find them, everyone has white
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    Need pro Help with GF

    get her a gift certificate for a manicure/pedicure or massage at a *nice* local spa. It'll run you like 40 for the manicure/pedicure, or 50 for the massage. If you really want to spend some money just get both.
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    Everything’s so blurry and everyone's so fake

    Good topic for a rant too.
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    What to make into a HABIT to become a Don Juan...

    READING STUFF THATS IN ALL CAPS HURTS THE EYES!!!!!!! "bU+ N0+ @$ mU(H @$ +H1$" <Learn to type regularly
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