Recent content by happy gilmore

how come sometimes I can shoot out a lot of *** and other times I shoot blanks?

what position do you play?

I have been working out for a year now. My body is insane. Every chick I walked by checks me out. Ok, on to the negative side of working out. I was late to my computer information system class the other day. I missed some of the notes the professor shown on the slides. The professor...

how and where can I do stand up comedy? I love making people laugh. Has anyone did a stand up once and won't mind telling me how they get to do one on a stage and how to find places to do it?

I got no job experience. I never like working at a fastfood restaurant and other laborous jobs with low pay. I just want to work at an office and get pay a lot. I just transferred to a University after 3 years in Community College, currently majoring in Accounting. During those 3 years in...

Bruce Lee wins all

Re: Re: my face stinks 20, Neutrogena, 2 inches hair length.

How come other people don't have to wash their faces religiously and leave the oil up there on their faces and still won't get pimples? Whereas, I have to wash my face, put medicine on it to dry my freaking face up, control myself not to sleep on my face, doing everything I could just to be...

What is the easiest business major? Saftest? Most useful? Make the most money? Least? Hardest? I heard that for accounting, it is pretty hard to get license. They have to pass this impossible test. Is it true? I also heard that there are accounting softwares coming out, so that would...

my shoes stink. How can I make it less stinky?

I got a question. If I graduate from a 4 year University(which will be pretty soon), but I don't have any work experience, will I not get hire just like you?

2nd year college student here, transfering to a 4years soon. I hear a lot about people graduating with useless degrees and not getting hire afterward. I also hear that you should follow your passion and study things that you truely enjoy. Ok, so the question is should I major in the...

ya, i like it a lot. My favorite character is that guy who uses shadow. He is funny.

Mr. Fingers, i like you better than Pook, because you actually interact with us very frequently. But i need your help here, please talk to me ok? Don't ignore me like everyone. So what should we do if some a$$holes get jealous of us and try to fVck with us? I don't really get that...

ok....thanks for the help