Recent content by gmillar

That list would be good if it didn't suck.

Hey dude, good luck. I'm sort of doing the same thing. I'm going to go from 213 to 190 or less by June 1st. I'll be watching the thread.

It's not like texting never works, or always screws up your chances, but most of the time, calling will have a better effect.

If you got her number from her, call her. Set up something specific and original. If you got it from someone else, or her Facebook profile, ask her for it first, using whatever method you have to, or it will seem creepy. Say something like "Hey we should do something fun this week, give me your...

Here are some instances where it's advisable or acceptable to give gifts to women: Mom: anytime. Sister: Christmas, birthday, special occasion. Good friend: Same. Girlfriend: same, plus V-day, and please wait at least 3 months. Girl you don't really know but want to fvck and aren't sure how...

The first one you kiss probably will mention it, then keep kissing you. The second might. There's a very small chance the third will. After that, you're either good enough, or you're an idiot.

Don't text her. Call her. Texting for conversation is insecure and beta, and should only be used for really quick, convenience type things.

Anyway who pretends not to like something like video games so that girls will like him more seriously needs to rethink his life. You have two options: 1. Stop playing video games. 2. Realize that they really aren't as uncool as some people think. Don't go around telling every single person...

It's meant to be heavy, genius. For resistance. An inner tube would be useless.

I have a friend who's 5'7", asian, and about 115 pounds. He gets more ***** than anyone I know. Stop blaming your height and realize that you aren't getting laid because you're just a *****. If you wear high heels, you'll only get lucky if you just approach guys. Gotta a love someone who's...

You could go rollerblading in spandex, watch the sunset together while drinking pina coladas, watch brokeback mountain with her and all your guy friends, in your underwear, or you could be a man and just find a secluded spot and put your thing in her.

Trying to get laid + thinking = not getting laid. Just do it.

When you go to pick her up, park your car on her lawn.

She's obviously a bltch. Don't spend any money on her. If you're worried about showing up alone, then just go with her and ditch her as soon as you get there. Like not even one dance or anything. If you can't find anyone else to dance with, then leave. It's not like it matters, high school is over.

Negging is really only for girls who are used to guys drooling over them and begging. Honestly, unless she's the hottest girl in the school, don't bother. Negging is vastly overrated anyway.