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Your Smoothest Move

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Originally posted by Mercenary ...
An hour or two later I see her and her friends waiting at the exit... I catch a ride with her, she drops her friends off at various places, and then takes me to her place.
Heh. Kickass.
 

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Originally posted by ego
A number-close summer 2004.

I were heading home from a weekend vacation this summer, on a ferry. Walking around smiling at all the chicks, looking for some hottie.

I spotted two HB6's, probably 2-3 years younger than me. Didn't really care about them, just made eye contact and smiled when walking by. The both of them turned around when i met them a second time - but since i didn't care I never said hi or started a conversation. I did anyhow continue the eye contact / smiling the whole trip. :) Just to tease them.

10 minutes to arrival i could see the girls standing 10m away from me at a table, giggles, noding with their heads against me while smiling.

The both then leaves the table, walks up to me. One of them hands me a note , takes my hand, and looks into my eyes while smiling. Her friend starts to walk away, and she follows. The note contained her phone number and name. :)

I didn't have any interest in the girl, so I never called.

But... number close by just eye contact and smile. Not that bad to me.
this isn't YOUR move, it's theirs!!
 

nishbuk

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Hehe. The best one that I can think of, happened at the end of a first date. This girl had some reservations about going out with me (Don't know why I went out with her in the first place, she had low interest), but I took her on a first date anyway.

We had a great time, and I managed to break down her walls. Talking and laughing and whatnot, we finally get to her door. I simply smile, turn to her before she can say anything and kiss her. She returns my kiss with this wuss-ass closed mouth thing.

I look at her and mockingly smile, and then say, "Now...Kiss me like you MEAN it". You should have seen her eyes open wide up! Lean in, and I have one of the most passionate kisses I have ever had. Shortly after, she let's out this great breath like she just got done some hard running, and then invites me up to her place. :)

(This is the girl that just dumped me on Mon Aug. 1st...had low interest to begin with, no regrets I say, never have regrets. :))
 

nishbuk

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Originally posted by Sasha
this isn't YOUR move, it's theirs!!
LOL.

That's so true. Ahahaha.
 

lebRambo

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this is quite sad actually. My smoothest move was when I was getting a number. The girl took her phone out to type a message, I took it out of her hand and at the same time reached into my pocket and passed her my phone. Anyway, I wrote into her phone <lebrambo>(the hot guy). She laughed and wrote into mine <HB8>(nice ass). I look over her shoulder at her ass and make a doubtful face, then I say "Thats a big call." :D
 

Marlimus

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I got a ******* froma chick while I was driving along a highway at night. No lie.
we went to a club, and I laid down some heavy kino till we ended up making out on the couch with her on my lap. We left the club, and as we sat in the car, she said that she wanted to go home with me, I started to backpedal, and told her that I wasn't sure, but that I would think about on the way to the gas station. I put some in the tank, then when I got in the car I told her that I wasn't feelin it and that I was sleepy, so I told her I would drop her home (ha ha ha)
On the way, she started touching me. I ignored her. She started touhing me even more and I still ignored. Then she hit my weak spot. She started to lick my ears (!)

(P.S Gettin your ears licked, especially if you weren't expecting it, feels almost as good as a *******)

I started to get hot now, but I kept driving. We're 20 minutes away from her house when she finally goes down on me. I finally relent, do a K-turn in the middle of a backstreet with one hand while she keeps goin, and ended up parking on a hill in a residential area for a serious heavy petting session. If a neighbor so much as looked outside the window, we would have been caught. The whole time we were parked, I was on the lookout for pranksters and squad cars.

two steps foward, one step back. Get her horny, then pull back. prime her up fpr sex, then lose interest.
 

we all eat food

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well one time this girl at my school trip, whos was about a hb 7, and she said "**** Me!" like she was getting mad, and then I said "Ok!." And she got so mad. lol.
 

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There are some great posts here that I've learned alot from. And I figure I've got to contribute here too..

On my very first date with this girl named Kim, she quickly showed me that she was a "Super Christian" "Jesus Freak" and was incredibly uptight about alot of stuff. But, she gave me several IOI's, and I had to find out if she would ever put out. Our very first date was just a walk from her place to a nearby coffee shop. I had told her that I drove a Jeep, but that was a lie, because she told me that I "looked like a Jeep guy" and I was just about to say "Wow! That's amazing! I drive an old British MG!" But instead of saying that I just stopped at the Wow! That's amazing!" and added "You must be psychic!" Well, immediately I got an idea on how I could use this for something fun.

One evening we walked by my MG and I said to her, "Look at that car, isn't it awesome!" And she said "Thou shalt not covet." No, just joking, she said "Yeah I think it looks cool."
I looked at her and asked her, "You want to take a ride in it?"
She looked at me, shocked, and I ran over to it grinning and yelled, "Come on, I'l hot wire it and we'll just take it around the block!"
She was nervous, looked around, and I told her "Just get in, don't look around and make a big scene because it's no big deal...we're just taking it around the block."
She got in, and started freaking out, saying "I can't believe we're doing this!" I decided to **** with her and drove, not around the block, but onto the freeway, rolling the top down and cranking up the music. She yelled "Oh my God! Oh my God!" and I scolded her for taking the Lord's name in vain. Then I started to feel bad because she seemed to be having a real panic attack so I finally showed her the keys and told her that I was the owner of the car.
With that act, she revealed to me that she secretly wanted to do naughty stuff and didn't have as high of morals as she put on. And I don't know if it was the fact that I revealed to her that bad is fun, or that I was an exciting guy, or a "badboy" without the real danger or what but I got her to sleep with me.
And when she told me that she was pregnant, I finally hopped into my car and finished the freeway drive that I started on our first date.
 
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This has to be THE moment, hopefully I will see more of these:

Saturday, 2-hour bus trip to NBA Basketball game, about 15 people

Well there was only one girl my age (and that I really was interested in). And trust me, she was a DIME. Straight DIME. It's just, she was FAMOUS when it comes to playing games with guys. Many said they just gave up trying.

We had planned to sit together on the trip. We didn't really talk to each other all the time but we always played around.

So of course, I sit with the girl (well not at first of course. She expected me too(will explain later) but I didn't). Eventually I moved seats and sat with her and we talked. I made some jokes, but at the same time made it clear that this was our "date". She really saw me as some other nice guy that would get nothing from her at all. I portrayed that image when I used to talk to her. Well.. Here's how the first major convo went:

Me: How well do you think you know me?
Her: About 40%
Me: WTF? Nah ma you don't know me at all
Her: Whatever... How well do you think you know me?
Me: 90/100
Her: What? Whatever.
Me: I really do *and then we continued to talk from there*

(That may not seem like a meaningful excerpt but see how it turned out in the end. Oooh the irony.)

So I spit my game the rest of the ride (not trying to show too much interest. She's a dime so she's used to guys all over her. I throw mixed signals at her). The game was boring, I didn't give her much attention there either *fast forward to the ride back*

We're sitting there watching the movie on the bus (its dark outside) and I know I need to get things started. I suddenly show much interest in her and keep full eye contact (making her look away most of the time rather than me). This hasn't happened the whole time so I know I've got her in my hands. I really can't explain what I said but I swear I was smooth as hell.

We get to the point where I stop looking at her and just start watching the movie. She keeps looking at me (I'm using peripheal(sp?) vision, never looking at her though). Then after a while she looks into the window (looking at my reflection). She stares for a while. This is where her mind starts going haywire. She grabs my hand (no not a vicious grab lol) and starts squeezing it tight. Right here I feel like I got her on something serious. I start to rub her arm and MAN if you could've seen the look on her face. Looked as if I was fingering her right then. well after about a men she puts my hand over her stomach and really wants me to finger her. She whispers something to me and it just seems like right then she fell totally in love with me. Blah blah I finish fingering her with 3 fingers and this is how the most extraordinary DJ moment of my life went:

Her: OMG I can't believe I let you finger me *laughing a little*
Me: *DJ smile* *smooth words that I really can't remember*
Time passes as she tries to gather herself. She gets in my pants and is giving me a lil handjob.
Her: *still going crazy in her head* Man I want to suck your d!ck so bad and I don't even do that! omg ewwww that's nasty, but I want to, i dont know why. *she goes on and on*
Her: I want to have sex with you, blah blah, can I suck you d!ck? omg wait til I tell jaseline about this (some friend I dont know)

I mean you could look at her and be like "Damn you got her like that?". She sat there and just sat there talking to me like she knew me forever. She kept going on and on. It was crazy. Soon she was like she was sleepy (it was like 12am) but she wanted to stay up with me. I let her go to sleep until the ride was over and I got off w/o saying a word to her. Haven't spoke to her since (tried callign but I think I have an old number).
 

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cool
 

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i'm new here but i was jus looking back and i thought i'd post one...
i was working a summerjob and a lot of the older females took a liking towards me. one took so much of a liking she actually dragged her daughter to work just to introduce me to her. when i saw this girl i was like WOW...an 8 in face and body. the whole time the three of us spoke her mom kept tellin me about her and i jus kept bussin jokes and teasin her a lil bit. i didnt want to ask 4 the # in front of the moms but she jus wudnt leave.in the end she left with her mom. i decided u kno wat...**** that...i walked outside the office and found her walkin up the road with her mom, stopped her and asked her for her number...gave her mine as well...she's been calling me to hook up ever since!
 
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Onhe time I was riding around with a friend and we stop at someone's house to get some weed and in the living room there was these 2 girls and so I waited with them and we started talking and then I remember having the conversation steering towards being adventurous and I asked them to both if they wanted to make it and so I spent a few minutes making out with both of these girls but then dude got his sh*t and we left and never seen em again.
 

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Mr. Fingers said:
Today.

I am on the bus and I see this lovely HB8 walking down the street. There is mad traffic and the bus is going about the same speed as her pace, so I get off at the next stop and walk alongside her. We make eye contact and I smile. She smiles back and I walk right next to her, put my arm around her and say

ME: You are my new girlfriend!
HB8: (smiles) But I already have a boyfriend!
ME: Really? How long have you had that problem?
HB8: (Laughs) He is a bit of a pain, but I love him!
ME: Hey, thats great! So when is the wedding?
HB8: (Laughs) We're not engaged!
ME: So you are technically up for grabs then (I squeeze her shoulder)
HB8 (Giggles) Not really
ME: How about if I ask you to marry me right now?
HB8: But I don't even know you!
ME: Well, we'll have to do something about that won't we?
HB8: (In shock) Who do you think you are?
ME: God's gift to the universe.
HB8: (cracks up) Yeah right!
ME: Are you patronizing me? That's it, the weddings off! (Take my arm off her and make like I am leaving).
HB8: Wait, where are you going? You haven't asked for my number!"

Hehe, got the digits and I won't call because I am not down with stealing GF's, but it was good practice and my confidence went through the roof!
Styling man This sh!t is tight b
 

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This one happened while I was in Manchester, England at the club MILLENNIUM.

It's 930 or so (early in the night by club standards) and a few friends and I are sitting at corner booth sipping on some pre-game beers. We're having a talk and suddenly we are interrupted by a HB8.5 blonde bombshell with the tightest body ever. She was 5'8, C cups boobies, her ass was so tight you could bounce a dime off it and she was wearing black leather/spandex (that shiny kind). She was literally wearing strips of it (drools in memory).

Anyways she comes by and smiles at us, I smile back at her and make eye contact. She proceeds to ask us, "Excuse me mates, do any of you have the time?" and one of the guys at the table (total AFC) answers, "It's time for you to get a fvcking watch." She fumes and she says, "well fvck you then." and storms off.

I'm say, "Dude, you're such an idiot!!" Needless to say, HB8.5 ends up back in front of our booth about 45 minutes and another 2 pints later and I point it out to my friend J.

This time she has a guy and another girl with her and the guy is trying to put his arm around her but she doesn't seem very interested. She looks over at our table and makes eye contact with me and smiles and I smirk up at her like (I see you checking us out). I say to my friend, "bud, i'm going to go talk to to this chick" and he's like, "I'll buy your next beer if you just go up to her and kiss her" so I said "Deal" and got out of the booth. I approached her and made sure we had made eye-contact. I literally pushed aside her guy friend who looked like a total chump (skinny punk) and put my hands on her waist as if I was going to dance with her. We started kissing on the spot and it proceeded for a good 30 seconds. When I broke free for air, her guy friend had run off and my friends were cheering me from the booth. I whispered in her ear that i'd see her after I got myself a drink.

I turned and walked away to the bar. I ran into her on the other side of the club and she grabbed me and started making out with me. We danced and felt eachother up and ended up at a booth where I fingered her beneath the table. By this time it was 2am and we were smashed. My hotel was right next to the club (an awesome hotel to stay at if you're in Manchester and want to party at millennium). I was escorted out of the millennium lol!
 

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Twins

1 time I saw these 2 girls they were twins. They got around ( sorta ) anyway 1 of the sisters liked me and we started messing around. ( kissing and stuff ) the other sister saw this and WANTED TO DO IT TOO ( LMAO ) so I end up having make out session with both girls.

1 time they invided me inside thier house and they took off their shirts & pants. Again I had to take things making out with them. ( because 1 of the sisters allways get jealous )

In the end their mother came home and end up finding me up their. I ran out that house so fast !!!

A year later, after they move away they came back. Both of them came they had b/fs. So gusse what we do ? ( Have make out sessions again ).

So much fun.
 
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