The Ninja

[Black_Italian]

Have you guys ever told a girl your a ninja to get her intrested in you. I do it all the time and the girls love it (note i really am a ninja). Alot of the times they dont belive me but its cool because i have pics to backup my claim.

I Say:

"This is me on completion of my NINJA training in Okinawa Japan"

"This is me in Iraq taking on a contingent of the Iraqi army with only a plank of wood and my most deadly weapon MY BODY"

"This is me having sex with a girl i just met on the beach"

After i show her these pictures she falls in LOVE with me it always works. I love my job it gets me so many women.

So guys if you want to get women tell them your a ninja.

 

[Black_Italian]

Not at the moment i must go meditate so i can communicate with my lost brothers Chi and Chang

 

[quest]

first your friend/girlfriend thread. now this.

i think someone just got his copy of photoshop.

more to come? i hope not.

 

[Carpe_Diem]

the story is poor as are the pics, but still amusing. keep plugging.

 

[Black_Italian]

what is this photoshop you speak of?........stay tuned and will post pictures of when i infiltrated and Iraqi terrorist organisation to recover a top secret millitary weapon.

 

[Black_Italian]

The moral of this story is tell them your a Ninja and they will flock to you

 

[SupaDupaAFC]

DONT ENCOURAGE THE TROLL!!!!1