Are you aware of the "I'd get naked in here" principal?
"The what?" I hear you ask.
The "I'd get naked in here" principal.
"Que?"
Let me explain.
Women tend to have more refined... sensibilities than us blokes.
It is like they believe that by some unexplained process of osmosis, they will absorb the environment they are in.
While some girls are happy to **** in the mud most girls will simply refuse to get sexual in a disgusting environment.
From what I hear LMR is a major problem threatening to tear apart the very frabric of society. But before you go and blame this phenomenon on the flakiness of the ladies maybe you should ask yourself a few questions.
Have you vacuumed your place in the last year? (yes there really is carpet under those x-box games, pornos, dirty clothes, motorcycle parts, McDonald’s wrappers etc)
Does the rim of your toilet bowl look as if it grows pubic hair?
Do your sheets nurture a previously undiscovered eco-system?
Is your fridge’s only function keeping beer cool and a thing to magnet your bills to?
Are your weights bench and the Girls of Maxim calendar your best decorations?
Hmmm…
I think if you answered yes to any of those questions you might have a problem.
Most girls will simply refuse to get naked in a disgusting place like that. Its not that she is being a snob or anything; she will be physically repulsed by such a place. Any lust she was feeling before coming home with you will fizzle the moment she catches the smell of dirty socks and rotting KFC… I don’t care if you had a super powerful frame, if you used deadly negs and busted her chops to Timbuktu and back with your C&F.
YOU ARE NOT GETTING LAID IN A PIGSTY.
Yeah it sucks... until you learn to use this to your advantage. Once you get the "I'd get naked in here" principal figured out you can use it to devastating effect.
You can make a (in the word of Garth from Waynes World) “fully functioning babe lair. Chicks are helpless against its power.”
As mentioned already women attune themselves to their environment. They FEEL it.
And just as she will be turned off by a disgusting place, so will she be turned on by a beautiful place.
When girls come to your place they will be thinking “should I do this guy?" "Will he respect me in the morning?” “have I made him wait long enough?” “will it be good?”
Those questions will be answered with a loud “you betcha!” when she sees the place of a guy who understands the “I’d get naked in here principal.”
The first thing she will notice is the clean fresh smell of your airy, plant adorned apartment familiar with the caress of incense smoke. She will relax and feel erotic.
You quickly take eminem “shake that ass” out of your cd player (to psyche you before you went out) and replace it with Spearheads “Love Kamikaze and Lost Sex Songs” and those deep tones and sexual lyrics will sink into her soul.
Sensual treats in your fridge, sexy art works, groovy furniture, plush cushions, the soft light of your lamps… the sheer style of your place is making just standing in your place an arousing experience for her.
You just walk about your place doing domestic **** talking inanely (really you are stealthily hiding your copy of the Venusian Arts and your Playboy Book of Lingerie, getting clean towels, massage oil, condoms and a glass of water next to the bed so you have smooth sailing later…) and she is being seduced by the surroundings.
Not only will she be absorbing the vibe of your place she will be judging you. The interior of your home is seen by chicks as a reflection of the interior of your being. A superior, stylish, place full of really cool things can only belong to a superior, stylish dude, really cool dude.
By the time she sees your big sexy bed all she’ll be thinking is about how nice it will be to get naked in there.
JJ
"The what?" I hear you ask.
The "I'd get naked in here" principal.
"Que?"
Let me explain.
Women tend to have more refined... sensibilities than us blokes.
It is like they believe that by some unexplained process of osmosis, they will absorb the environment they are in.
While some girls are happy to **** in the mud most girls will simply refuse to get sexual in a disgusting environment.
From what I hear LMR is a major problem threatening to tear apart the very frabric of society. But before you go and blame this phenomenon on the flakiness of the ladies maybe you should ask yourself a few questions.
Have you vacuumed your place in the last year? (yes there really is carpet under those x-box games, pornos, dirty clothes, motorcycle parts, McDonald’s wrappers etc)
Does the rim of your toilet bowl look as if it grows pubic hair?
Do your sheets nurture a previously undiscovered eco-system?
Is your fridge’s only function keeping beer cool and a thing to magnet your bills to?
Are your weights bench and the Girls of Maxim calendar your best decorations?
Hmmm…
I think if you answered yes to any of those questions you might have a problem.
Most girls will simply refuse to get naked in a disgusting place like that. Its not that she is being a snob or anything; she will be physically repulsed by such a place. Any lust she was feeling before coming home with you will fizzle the moment she catches the smell of dirty socks and rotting KFC… I don’t care if you had a super powerful frame, if you used deadly negs and busted her chops to Timbuktu and back with your C&F.
YOU ARE NOT GETTING LAID IN A PIGSTY.
Yeah it sucks... until you learn to use this to your advantage. Once you get the "I'd get naked in here" principal figured out you can use it to devastating effect.
You can make a (in the word of Garth from Waynes World) “fully functioning babe lair. Chicks are helpless against its power.”
As mentioned already women attune themselves to their environment. They FEEL it.
And just as she will be turned off by a disgusting place, so will she be turned on by a beautiful place.
When girls come to your place they will be thinking “should I do this guy?" "Will he respect me in the morning?” “have I made him wait long enough?” “will it be good?”
Those questions will be answered with a loud “you betcha!” when she sees the place of a guy who understands the “I’d get naked in here principal.”
The first thing she will notice is the clean fresh smell of your airy, plant adorned apartment familiar with the caress of incense smoke. She will relax and feel erotic.
You quickly take eminem “shake that ass” out of your cd player (to psyche you before you went out) and replace it with Spearheads “Love Kamikaze and Lost Sex Songs” and those deep tones and sexual lyrics will sink into her soul.
Sensual treats in your fridge, sexy art works, groovy furniture, plush cushions, the soft light of your lamps… the sheer style of your place is making just standing in your place an arousing experience for her.
You just walk about your place doing domestic **** talking inanely (really you are stealthily hiding your copy of the Venusian Arts and your Playboy Book of Lingerie, getting clean towels, massage oil, condoms and a glass of water next to the bed so you have smooth sailing later…) and she is being seduced by the surroundings.
Not only will she be absorbing the vibe of your place she will be judging you. The interior of your home is seen by chicks as a reflection of the interior of your being. A superior, stylish, place full of really cool things can only belong to a superior, stylish dude, really cool dude.
By the time she sees your big sexy bed all she’ll be thinking is about how nice it will be to get naked in there.
JJ
