I have been experimenting with ****y and funny and was initially put off since it seemed to be insulting, but i have discovered a blend that works for me-even in England where you have to tone it down and keep it clever and subtle. Its essence is an arrogant assumptiveness that she is into you and is not doing very well at disguising the fact, and also that you are irresistible to women. Do it in a playful tongue in cheek manner, so she does not think you are just an arrogant sod. When you say these things put on a playful smirk. For example, here are some lines I have used recently: "So do you have any interests aside from me?" "You do realise I am only having lunch with you because I want access to your Blockbuster discounts (she works at Blockbuster)" "I see you are disappointed i am fully clothed today (last time i saw her was at a toga party)" When she orders a drink "I warn you I WILL take advantage" She mentions she does theatre studies "Oh come on, everyone knows that is not a proper degree" She says she is busy at the time when you ask her on a date "Cancel your plans, I am much more fun" If she smiles when she sees you or shows any positive reaction smirk and say "I see you have been missing me" Will think of some more later. Anyone else have any examples along a similar vein.