Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

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  1. Sir_Chancealot

    Sir_Chancealot Master Don Juan

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    A little shameless self-plug here...

    Neo, this stuff is gold. Put it in the DJ Bible.

    If a guy did 1/4 of what I have posted here, a woman would cream her jeans when thinking of him.
     
  2. THIAGO BRAZIL

    THIAGO BRAZIL Master Don Juan

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  4. lordclem*

    lordclem* Master Don Juan

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    I SAVED THIS ON MY HARDDRIVE!

    well done!
     
  5. Page

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    What else can I say other than...


    THIS IS GOOD SHYT!!!

    I already knew the importance of foreplay, but what Chance described was intense! It's sort of like kino taken to the ultimate level. Next time I get down, I'm for sure going tpo remember this.


    [This message has been edited by Page (edited 06-11-2002).]
     
  6. Lord_Galth

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    definite bible material. man, I will take this with me forever, seriously. It gives us so mutch stuff to expiriment with...THANKYOU
     
  7. Lord_Galth

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    definite bible material. man, I will take this with me forever, seriously. It gives us so mutch stuff to expiriment with...THANKYOU
     
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    bump
     
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    Wow....
     
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    "Where you going, honey?"

    "Bathroom!"

    "All right, come back soon!"

    A naked man runs into a bathroom. Carefully he removes the top of the toilet tank. Taped inside is a well-thumbed copy of "Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques".

    "Coming?"

    "Oh yes."
     
  11. Nicholas Hill

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    Darn I'm horny.

    Good post!

    I intend to use it!
     
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  13. Sir_Chancealot

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  14. wise_mage

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    excellent post =) amazing and very educating.
    just one thing. what the hell is romance novel dirty talk? do they have dirty talk in romance novels? could u give some examples of both porno and romance novel dirty talk.
    I know porno is stuff like "suck my **** *****" but what else. and r u sure she wont get offended by talking to her like that? calling her a ***** I mean. telling her to suck ur **** isnt bad but calling her a ***** is an insult isnt it. do girls like being called *****es and sluts and *****s while in bed? do u behave as a porn actor then?
     
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    anyone?
     
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    You dudes!

    Its been a long time coming... but your patience has paid off. This article has been added to the DON JUAN BIBLE!

    Enjoy your new fame, Sir Chance!

    Nick

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    The NEW DJ BIBLE
     
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    Fluckin amazing.
     
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    Lord, bless my family, my friends and Sir_Chancealot for his post about Advanced Sexual Techniques [​IMG]


    By the way, Sir_Chancealot, you say that it's possible to make a woman have an orgasm just by talking dirty, but you don't add material about how to talk dirty to her.
    I mean how can you talk dirty for 20 minutes in a row?
    Examples please, my imagination is too limited.

    The Pursuivant
    PS. Awesome work! Thanks again!
     
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    This is one of the best posts on the topic of sex I've seen here - maybe even THE best.

    The only worthy comment I can think of is that you need to tailor to personality of each girl you are doing. Arousal is heavily dependant on a girl's personality, so you do need to experiment with each one. You may need to sleep with a girl anything up to a dozen times before you know how to specifically press her buttons.

    Bumping this puppy up so it can be rated!
     

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