What is this alien realm called Womaniverse where all these strange creatures known as WOAH-MEN emerge from? They scatter about the Earth and cast Mankind in a Pleasure-Pain Paradox. Alas, the WHOA-MEN kept complaining and drove our ancestors so mad that they created civilization to please them. Seeing their failure (for women are forever complaining), it is no wonder that we die first. But to top it off, these WOAH-MEN speak in a totally alien language! "Oh MY GAAWWWWD! I just ate a HUUUUGE cheese burriiitOOOO! And the GUILT is just KILLING me!" "I KNOW! I just lost control and ate not just that big chocolate cake in the fridge, but my chocolate chip ice cream too!" "NO WAY!" "YES WAY! Oh, did you hear about Susan? She is SO depressed that the guy she went out with won't call her back." "No!" "Yes. But I told her, 'hey girl, if a guy isn’t wanting to talk to a brainy chick like you, then he's stupid and shouldn't be thought about!' It made her feel better." "Heather told me that she saw Susan's guy with ANOTHER GIRL!" (both squeal in supreme shock) "Oh, she is going to feel AWFUL when she finds out!" "I KNOW! What can we do?" "You know that guy you met yesterday?" "The guy with the really cute butt and smile?" "Yeah." "Girl... tell, tell!" "Well I heard Heather tell me..." And on and on it goes! The above is not a 'network', it is pure chaos. In fact... Sosuave: I am sorry, Pook. I must interrupt this post. What! But I just got started... Sosuave:Several women are protesting your text. They wish to be heard. Very well! Let them in. The three women enter. Now ladies, what is the matter? "Monsieur Pook, you have our sex much offended." Ladies, you have my sex much offended. And the three said together, "Listen to our advice: "The sexiest thing a man can do is listen." "Remember, Pook, women are better communicators." "Listen to what she is saying. Good communication is the key to a good relationship." Such are the common answers! Men listen to what you say and nod and nod and nod and nod until they drop dead from boredom. Men do not listen to women because they often don't make any sense. ******** is not communication; it is madness. Look over there! A group of women gather and enter in a conversation of ********. It looks like they are talking! Pook gets closer to overhear them. Hear that? It is like a conversation going super speed with high pitched octaves punctured with squeals. What alien language is this? But, luckily, I have Pook Vision Goggles. It allows one to see how Womaniverse interacts in this realm. BEFORE: The women seem to be having a conversation in an allegro style. WITH POOK VISION: The women are not talking, but are feeling each other, rubbing against each other... The Secret to ******** is that it is a passage of feelings (where with REAL language it is a passage of thought). Women do not listen to each other, they FEEL one another. They cheer one another up. See those phone lines that are on fire due to women getting home from dates and calling each other? Female gossip is female therapy. As soon as they walk out of class, they must call someone on their cell phone immediately. We know men 'think' and women 'feel', but not in such a bizarre context. Everything a woman says will be 'feeling'. Women are always touching each other (just not in our universe). Feeling, feeling, feeling... that is the sum of ********. In this universe, we view ******** as an almost type of Matrix code. But in Womaniverse, what is transmitted is not thought but feelings. You will not find women grouped together chatting about intellectual ruminations of Kant and Aristotle. No, they will either be talking about sex, food, or shopping, and often in that order. If she says, This guy came and STARED at me. It was creepy! He kept telling me how beautiful I was and how he wanted to go out with me! Other guys think I am beautiful, lovely, and want to date me. Why don't you? Learn to identify the FEELING coming from her. Don't even listen to her words, FEEL how she says it and why. With the above example, the feeling is guys finding her beautiful. As guys, we would think, "What a creepy guy!" or "Why are you not telling this to your girlfriends?" She is transmitting a FEELING, not a thought, and this FEELING is that guys find her beautiful. She wants you to know this because she wants YOU to ask her out! Are you gay? Why won't you go out with me or anyone? As guys, we would think we are showing homo-physical characteristics. But what is the FEELING emerging from her? The feeling is sexuality, specifically relating to YOU. You have the GREEN LIGHT to go for the women, and you are not moving. She is asking you if you're gay because you are not acting like most guys (chomping at the bit). I like dates when blah blah occurs... Ask me out now! Being guys, we absorb this as THOUGHTS. But she is putting out a FEELING to us. The FEELING is the feelings of dating. She has no interest in specifics. She is reveling in the feeling of dating because that is what she imagines you and her doing! Next time you view a group of women, with no guys around, watch what happens. You will see the women feeling each other. They do this literally (putting lotion on each other, combing each other's hair, pampering one another) and communication-wise "I LOVE chocolate cake!" "I KNOW! It is SOOOO yummy!" Feeling You Women will always try to ‘feel’ you. Join me, youth, in the Pook Observation Room. I have set up hidden Pookish microphones and cameras to observe what happens when it comes to women. The screen showed a guy at a job. The guy was busy doing what he needed to do. His only co-workers were women. They chatted as they worked. Listen closer. The women are not chatting with him. The women kept trying to ‘feel’ him. How did he talk about his future plans? What did he feel about this, about that? You see, the women don’t really care what he is saying. They are trying to feel what he is saying, what he is like, so on and so on. Or observe this example. A youth and a Hot Babe sat down for dinner at a fabulous restaurant. She is trying to ‘feel’ him. The youth orders chicken salad. Check out those scanners! Yes, she is thinking, “He is going to make lots of money.” “Because he ordered chicken salad?” Yes. The youth orders a fancy bizarre meal full of seaweed and other strange dishes. Ahh! She thinks he is ‘kinky’ in many many ways! The youth orders a simple meal. She wonders if he is the type of guy who wants to stay home on nights. The youth orders a chocolate mousse and offers to share it with her. Ahh! He is SO SWEET! Now she won’t feel guilty about getting her own chocolate mousse. “Pook, what are you saying? That we are what we eat?” I’m saying that women will always try to ‘feel’ you. They will make conclusions that don’t even make sense. Even if you get food stuck in your beard, she will look at you and smile, feeling how ‘cute’ the entire situation is. Feeling, feeling, feeling, that is the sum of womenese! Psychoanalysis When two guys talk, they don't really talk to each other. They are on to a subject and then they talk abstractly about the subject- the other guy might as well not even be there! Take our issues with women... "Dude! Women are crazy!" "You got that right! You know what I think? Women must be completely society oriented." "How so?" "It is not like they really live. They just act out roles. They have been the 'daughter' role, the 'date' role, the 'girlfriend' role, the 'fiance' role, the 'wife' role, the 'mother' role, and the ultimate... the feminist role." "So women don't really live? They just act out society's roles?" "Yes, they just go about with the same dreams they've always had. The most disappointing thing a guy will realize is that a woman is with him not because she loves him..." "Because according to this idea women won't be able to love..." "Exactly. Not because she needs him, wants him, or any of that." "So why?" "Just to have something to talk about with her girlfriends. That is all. Even the most uncharismatic dull husband will give her material to deliver to her girlfriends. Whether or not he farts in bed, whether he sexes properly, so on and so on. Girl talk revolves around our manly actions." Now, the two guys are speaking about an idea in all its abstractness. The goal is the truth, or whatever can be thought of as the truth. When women talk, they speak to each other with no abstractions. Their goal is to good feelings which is only achieved through psycho-analysis. And this is the most annoying thing about dealing with women, is that they so readily admit to being able to psycho-analyze you. For example, when a woman reads this merry post, she will be fuming and secretly think, "Pook must be a misogynist!" I've phrased this post accordingly so they have such a reaction. If I redid the intro this way: What is this magical world known as Womaniverse where all these women come from? They scatter about the Earth and without them, Man would be stuck in the stone-age. Women are the engine of civilization, the settlements of the New World failed until women were added, and women are always the glue that keeps society together. Now I am an advocate of women!