Roissy Maxims

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  1. fertileTurtle

    fertileTurtle Master Don Juan

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    Anyone know where to find a complete list of Roissy Maxims? I can't find it on his website, if it's there even. What are his best that you have seen? #101 is pure gold: Roissy Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta.
     
  2. OTB

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    That's fvcking brilliant dude!

    Mad props for starting this thread fertileTurtle! :up:


    Does anyone know how many maxims Roissy has in total?
     
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  3. Proselytiser

    Proselytiser Senior Don Juan

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    No, he just pulls a new number out of nowhere for every single one. I think he's been doing them from about 6-12 months into his blog. He doesn't have a list
     
  4. fertileTurtle

    fertileTurtle Master Don Juan

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    That's what I thought, prosel. Too bad he's not writting a book.
     
  5. Luthor Rex

    Luthor Rex Master Don Juan

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    I'm starting to seriously think this guy may be Pook. His writing style feels similar to me.

    :confused:
     
  6. Evzone

    Evzone Senior Don Juan

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    I doubt it.

    I haven't read Roissy's blog as much as I used to. He does make some good points from time to time like the importance of masculinity, but as I've said before in other threads, the term attention wh0re is a good way to describe him. Look at me! Look at how ALPHA I am! I'm so ALPHA guys!!

    Plus in some of his posts he comes off as a complete misanthrope. Yes, some women do find serial killers alluring--but why the hell would you want to date those women?
     
  7. Rogue

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    Roissy Maxim #2: Women are turned on by displays of male power. Striking in anger or contempt or disciplinary scorn is one such form of power.

    Roissy Maxim #3: Whenever an attractive girl tells you she hates *******s, or describes her experience in the past dating *******s and claims to avoid them now, or recites a laundry list of asshøle-y things guys do that she disapproves of, you can bet your weight in gold bricks that she needs you to be an asshøle to her.

    Roissy Maxim #4: Trust no one missing a sense of humor.

    Roissy Maxim #6: Never make it easy for a girl.

    Roissy Maxim #7: Your girl will thank you for your steadfast devotion to your belief in yourself
    Roissy Maxim #7: The sweeter and more innocent a girl seems, the greater the likelihood she has been in a gangbang. Corollary: Always assume she is a bïtch. It helps kick the legs out from under the pedestal you will be tempted to put her on, and it is more often than not true.
    Roissy Maxim #7: The greater the age difference between the older man and the younger woman, the tighter his game will need to be, barring compensatory attributes.

    Roissy Maxim #8: Marriage is a social mechanism designed to exchange sex for indentured servitude.

    Roissy Maxim #10: It’s püssy wetness uber alles.

    Roissy Maxim #11: The greater the sexual market value disparity between the husband and his depreciating wife, and the more kids they have, the more life the husband has sucked out of him.

    Roissy Maxim #12: If you are comfortable with your game being splashed across a JumboTron for thousands of people to read, then you are doing it right.

    Roissy Maxim #13: Calling a girl out on her lie accomplishes nothing.
    Roissy Maxim #13: When the love is gone, women can be as cold as if they had never known you.
    Roissy Maxim #13: When in doubt, game.

    Roissy Maxim #15: Female cultural equality = male dating inequality. Female cultural inequality = male dating equality. You cannot have both. So sayeth human nature.

    Roissy Maxim #17: Be narcissistic. There is no greater divergence than that between a woman’s stated disapproval of male narcissism and the rapidity with which she jumps into bed with a male narcissist.

    Roissy Maxim #18: The two fundamental propositions upon which all game theory rests are male choosiness and female abundance. All alpha males have these two mindsets in common. Corollary to the above: Male choosiness and female abundance do not necessarily have to be true for the strategy of behaving as if they are true to be effective at seducing women.

    Roissy Maxim #19: The alpha male thinks and acts more like a woman than a man in matters of seduction. He understands his adversary’s psychology, and uses it to shatter her defenses.

    Roissy Maxim #20: The gina tingle is the principal moral code to which women subscribe. All other moral considerations pale in comparison.

    Roissy Maxim #21: Never talk about getting into a relationship even if the girl says that’s what she’s looking for.

    Roissy Maxim #25: Withholding sex is the tactic of a woman who has already lost. It is mutually assured destruction.

    Roissy Maxim #26: If a woman says the word “sex” in conversation with you or about you, no matter the context, it means she’s thinking about having sex with you.

    Roissy Maxim #27: Pussies are more pliable in the company of competing püssy.
    Roissy Maxim #27: You have to make marriage an attractive alternative for MEN — not women — if you want the institution to thrive.

    Roissy Maxim #30: When in doubt, ask yourself “WWJD?” What Would a Jerk Do? Then do that.

    Roissy Maxim #33: NO girl wants to be thought she isn’t a special little snowflake.

    Roissy Maxim #39: Never tell a girl how much you make, even if you’re loaded. In case of marriage, keep separate accounts.

    Roissy Maxim #39: If you want a wife stay clear of investing much in girls who constantly remind you they like to have “fun fun fun” and “get bored easily”.

    Roissy Maxim #41: The more experience you have with women, the more you’ll know which women have experience with men. Corollary to #41: It is the inexperienced beta male who is most often in the dark about a woman’s sexual history and liable to be victimized by the cheating slut.

    Roissy Maxim #42: Xenophobia is good for diversity.

    Roissy Maxim #44: Women will not hold it against you for trying to get into their panties on the first night. In fact, they will respect you more for your boldness and willingness to follow your manly desires.

    Roissy Maxim #49: If you plan on cheating and get caught, act like a total dîck who did nothing wrong. Your girlfriend will then wonder if it’s something she did.

    Roissy Maxim #51: Commanding women to do your bidding will give you a bigger beta margin of error.

    Roissy Maxim #52: Girls need to test men for their grace under pressure.

    Roissy Maxim #55: If she’s hot, why would she bother with online dating?

    Roissy Maxim #59: High IQ is no inoculation against beta delusion. If anything, high IQ obstructs clear thinking about women’s nature.
    Roissy Maxim #59: The longer you are away from seducing new women, the harder it will be to seduce one when you want.

    Roissy Maxim #66: The worst thing to happen to America was women’s suffrage.
    Roissy Maxim #66: As men are becoming ever bigger pussies and betas in their dealings with women, they are losing the leverage to shape and push women’s child-like and selfishly amoral political opinions in logical, just and long-term oriented directions.

    Roissy Maxim #68: The definition of Inner Game: Hit on every woman who stimulates your crotch. Make life uncomfortable for them, not yourself.

    Roissy Maxim # 71: When a girl signals that she doesn’t enjoy blöwjobs or sex, do not spend one second more with her. Your libido is too important to gamble on such a girl.

    Roissy Maxim #71: In their sexual primes women’s attraction for *******s is at its strongest. You can catch a lot of hungry flies with honey, but shît attracts the most well-fed flies.

    Roissy Maxim #75: If you get sexually rejected, don’t admit it to yourself, and especially don’t admit it to the girl.

    Roissy Maxim #77: Women will screech louder the closer your words get to damaging or exposing vulnerabilities in their sexual market value.

    Roissy Maxim #81: Whenever you hear or read the words “gender”, “gendered”, “gendered norm”, “subtle gender bias”, or “increasingly egalitarian, yet there remains…” know that you are dealing with a leftwing equalist, blank-slate believing fruitcake who cannot deal with the fact that men and women are biologically different from birth.

    Roissy Maxim #83: Awareness of a woman’s games is a precision-guided weapon in a man’s arsenal of seduction. Slyly revealing your knowledge of a woman’s obstructive game tactics is like catnip to her püssy.

    Roissy Maxim #84: Respect the momentum.

    Roissy Maxim #93: The rare older woman-younger man pairing is like a lab experiment gone wrong. It violates the natural order of things, and leaves its practitioners emotionally twisted and in a constant mental race to hyperrationalize their subpar mate choice.

    Roissy Maxim #98: Marriage is no escape from the sexual market and the possibility that you may be outbid by a competitor with higher value. Corollary: Singleness is no guarantee of full sexual market participation.

    Roissy Maxim #101: For most women, five minutes of alpha is worth five years of beta.

    Roissy Maxim #328: Underneath the veneer of civilized discourse we act in ways that are brazenly self-interested in the short term. Roissy Addendum #328a: Seeking short term status is a matter of self-interest.

    Roissy Maxim #666: All kneel before the god of biomechanics, by sword or by surrender.
    Roissy Maxim #666: When a woman has incentive to lie, she will choose lying over honesty EVERY SINGLE TIME. Corollary to Maxim #666: Treat woman like Soviet Russia — Trust but verify.

    Roissy Maxim #856: Swear by the HipandCooter oath: First, use no logic.

    Roissy Maxim #2008: Socialists gain when single women who refuse to settle vote. They lose when single women forget to vote on their way to the mall.
     
  8. Maxtro

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    Thanks for compiling the list Rogue.

    A lot of those are really good.
     
  9. Jitterbug

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    Do you actually read Pook? Their styles are as different as night and day.
     
  10. Luthor Rex

    Luthor Rex Master Don Juan

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    It's been a while since I've read any Pook. I followed him here and when he was blogging. Maybe they just use some of the same phrases or they are just both good writers.

    *shrugs*
     
  11. fertileTurtle

    fertileTurtle Master Don Juan

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    Not enough homo-erotic references to make the Pook grade.
     
  12. fertileTurtle

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    I seriously think Pook killed himself.
     
  13. Luthor Rex

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    Really? Why's that?
     
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    realized the meaning of life.
     
  15. gösta berling

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    And why not also include his "Sixteen Commandments of Poon".;)

    I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first
    II. Make her jealous
    III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority
    IV. Don’t play by her rules
    V. Adhere to the golden ratio
    VI. Keep her guessing
    VII. Always keep two in the kitty
    VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary
    IX. Connect with her emotions
    X. Ignore her beauty
    XI. Be irrationally self-confident
    XII. Maximize your strengths, minimize your weaknesses
    XIII. Err on the side of too much boldness, rather than too little
    XIV. **** her good
    XV. Maintain your state control
    XVI. Never be afraid to lose her
     

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