Quick Pick-up examples for different situations. (All real)

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  1. StuartScott

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    These are all tried and true examples of times when me or someone I was with picked up a chick. These are just some examples of some of the situations. Basically I usually start with a smile and a hi, unless I noticed something different on them or whatever.

    This was a pick-up at the movies in the lobby last Friday night. We were walking past each other when...

    Me: Hey lady, how are you.
    Her: Fine, how are you.
    Me: I'm doing fine myself, what movie are about to go see.
    Her: bla, bla, bla,
    Me: That's a good movie, I'm bout to go see (insert movie here)
    Me: So what's up, you here by yourself or what.
    Her: I'm here with a few friends of mine. We just hangin' bout to check out this new movie, what about you
    Me: Same here, just chillin' doin' the same, Oh what's your name by the way.
    Her: I thought you would never ask, my names Angela, what's your's.
    Me:"Stuart"
    Me: Anywayz, my movie is about to start in a few so I'ma head on out but give me your phone number so we can continue this.
    Her: I thought you'd never ask me that either, it's 555-5555.

    This pick-up happened after me and my homeboy finished playing basketball at a high school gym. He was driving his Range Rover, I was on the passenger side chillin' when some chick was walking to school in the hot sun sooo...

    Him: Say girl
    Her: Hey (unentuhsiastic the whole time)
    Him: where you headed
    Her: To the school down the street (where we were coming from)
    Him: Well, do you need a ride
    Her: No I'm OK
    Him: You sure, it's kinda hot out here, I can just drop you...
    Her [​IMG]interrupts) I don't take rides from strangers
    Him: It's all good, so what school do you go to
    Her: U of H
    Him: I do too, (small talk about the school for about a minute or so)
    Him: whats your name anyway
    Her:Felicia
    Him: Do you want to know mine
    Her: What is it.
    Him: Brian
    Small talk
    Him: I'ma let you go but whats your phone number
    Her: (she gives it)
    Him: Do you wanna know my number.
    Her: what is it.
    Him: (he gives it)

    She was calling him everyday after about a week or so just jocking. She eevn went to his dorm with some pajamas one time.

    This is a situation where I got this girls number in a gym, like at the basketball court. I seen her a couple of times in work out gear but she was dressed all sexy this time so I go up to her and.....

    Me: Say girl, where you coming from all dressed up for.
    Her: I just came from school
    Me: For real, cuz I usually see you in work out clothes but you dressed all fly today like you just came from the club or something.
    Her: Whatever, I see you got some game though (talking about my basketball skills)
    Me: Well, I do what I can. I play ball for my school. What school you go to.
    Small talk.
    her: Well Im gonna chill out with my friends when I get home tonight though
    Me: Well why dont you let me chill out with you sometime.
    Her: How you gonna do that, you ain't even got my number
    Me: Well, I was just gettin' to that.

    Here's a pick up in a mall, this is the hardest situation for me since girls get all shiesty with the looks and stuff, My boy got like 10 numbers this day after he told me he would get 10 numbers, here's one situation where he got this chick, First he ran into her on purpose. She was looking all lost anyway

    Him: Damn girl watch where you goin'
    Her: Oh Im sorry.
    Him: Its alright, let me holla at ya for a second though (thats what he said)
    Her: Yeah whats up
    Him: what brings you to the mall today anyway.
    Her: Just shopping for some new clothes bla, bla, bla
    Him: For any special occasion
    Her: bla, bla, bla, school.
    Him: What school do you go to.
    Her: bla, bla, bla
    Him: Well give me your number so we can continue this little conversation on the phone
    Her: Ok, it's 555-5555
    Him: aight then girl, I'ma call you up, but do what ya do and quit running into folks.
    her [​IMG]laughs)

    Another situation in the mall where he got this chick when she was working.

    Him: Say girl can I talk to you for a second
    Her: Well, let me finish with these customers
    Him: (after she's done)I see you looking fly in that little outfit you got on.
    Her:thanks
    Him: Well when are your off days anyway
    Her: I work only on the weekends
    Him: You in school during the week
    her: Yeah, I go to U of H.
    Him: Well I see you got customers waiting but give me your phone number and i'll give you a call on one of your offdays
    Her: Ok.

    Me, on the first day of school.

    Me: How you doing.
    Her: Fine, how are you
    Me: Good, these classes are gettin' to me though
    Her: I know, I already got homework on the first day
    Me: (small talk, like where ya from, what year are you, did you have a good summer)
    Me: Since I'm trying to meet someone new everyday at school, let me start off with you and get your phone number.
    Her: Sure, it's 555-5555.
    Me: Well, Ima let you go, i gotta get to class but it ws nice talking to ya.

    Pick up at wal-mart. I'm reading a magazine at the stand where this girl in work out gear is also reading

    Me: Say girl, you dress like that everywhere you go.
    Her: No I just finished working out.
    Me: On a Saturday night, I'm surprised you ain't out clubbin' or at a party like everyone else.
    Her: I'm takin' a break, i'm getting ready for school and we got cheerleading practice on Monday
    Me: (Big smile on my face)What, you a cheerleader, hold on a second (I put the magazine up and start chatting with her, saying stuff like can you teach me to be more flexible and stuff like that)

    I got her number after talking for like 10 minutes, some good flirting goin' on.

    Pick up at a car wash. My homeboy went to wash his car and he was waiting for this sexy a$$ girl to finish washing her car, so I was like I'ma go talk to her, he was like go ahead (he's a straight pimp)so we were washing our car and I think he was waiting for me to talk to her cuz he kept looking at me until he took the iniative. He told me to drive his car into the other car wash since she was taking so long. Right when I got in his car and drove it,he went up to her and started talking to her, That $hit pissed me off but I couldn't blame him cuz I took to dang long to make a move but I heard what was going on and he was like.

    Him: What's up girl, thats a nice little ride you got there
    her: Thanks
    Him: You from around here.
    Her: yeah, I go to Baylor University
    Him: Yeah, me too, I stay at the plaza, where do you stay.
    small talk
    Him: Everybody must be treating you nice huh.
    Her: yeah, i don't know too many people, the only person I know really well is J.B. do you know him(some dude that he knew but acted like he didn't)
    Him: J.B. naw, I don't know no J.B.( he knew him)
    I don't remember the rest but he got her number cuz he showed it to me, but I laughed at him when he told me he called her and it was her boyfriends number she picked it up and gave him the real number but he didn't call that chickenhead. I was mad at first but I learned from my mistake...you snooze, you lose.

    Anyway, I hope some of these examples help, I got a whole $hitload of situations where I got numbers but my hands afe too tired to type, but I'll type some more later,

    I just got this chick at Target today, it was a good approach cuz my homeboy was with me here it is.

    Me: (when my boy is buying some candy)Hey girl, whats up with your manager being all sheisty with the jobs.
    Her: what you talking about.
    Me:Ok theres a line here and 14 aisles open but there are only 2 being used and yo manager talking about he aint hiring. It looks like you need some help though.
    (my boy laughing in the background)
    Her [​IMG]smiles)they should be hiring cuz I got this job pretty easy but they do need help, they always asking me to work these hours I don't wanna work
    Me: You in school or what (that "school" line works wonders for opening up a convo)
    Her: I go to Taylor, what about you,
    Me:girl I'm in college, I'm a grown a$$ man.
    Her: Well just cuz Im in HS don' mean I aint grown
    Me: You ain't mature enough (flirt for a minute or so)
    Me: When are your day soff
    Her: Tuesday, Friday, and I get off early on Saturday
    Me: Well, let me hit you up on one of your days off, whats your number.
    I get that too.

    We got that southside slang in Houston, so you might have to change the words up a little to fit your style. I'm out.



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  2. Paradox

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  3. Stealth

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    wow theres some good exaples right there. if you change the words around a little it would be perfect, i dunno about sayin "you were lookin fly in that little outfit over there"
     
  4. Shiftkey

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    Is that really how people talk in Houston, TX? :p

    Anyway, good post.
     
  5. Don the Legend

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    Nice work Stuart!

    Great examples for all of us to use. Keep up the good DJ work.

    Legend

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  6. Sociopath31

    Sociopath31 Master Don Juan

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    I think his friend is black.
     
  7. Lorenzo

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  8. ACTION

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    Apparently, no on here has been "listening" to my NYC slang. (Uhh, the hip-hop originators, you know?)

    But, bust it, though. A lot of those situations are good for young niggas. If I try to use some of those I'd get laughed at. (Notice I said some, because I'm sure others will work.) This is why practice is so important because you learn what works in what situation.

    All y'all high school/college niggas should memorize Stuart's post.
     
  9. WillieSacks

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  10. ESPN

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    Many of them sounds really bad!
     
  11. PimpinAintEZ

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    Wow...thats the funniest post i've seen on this forum (don't sweat me Im new). Except let me make a few adjustments to his post...


    (this situation took place when I was rollin deep in my homie's mercedes S-600 sittin on 20 inch dubs)

    ME: yo woman!
    HER: yes?
    ME: you be is lookin pretty damn fly today girl
    HER: thanks big daddy...

    (She immediately jumped in the car and started suckin the diznick)

    WELL...needless to say, this a proven technique mastered by myself over the years.

    Im out


    MUAHAHHAA
     
  12. PimpinAintEZ

    PimpinAintEZ Don Juan

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    Every time I come back and look at Stuarts original post i almost break down in tears from laughing.

    =)
     
  13. StuartScott

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    With success comes the haters huh ESPN and PimpinAintEZ. It's all good though, I've been hated on all my life but I don't care cuz while ya'll hatin' on me I'm steady gettin' numbers while you hatin' on my post, keep it up.

    P.S. Do you usually stay up till 4:30 in the morning surfing the internet EZ? GET SOME SLEEP.

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  14. ESPN

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    you right
    [​IMG]

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    lordclem* Master Don Juan

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    HAHAHA ILOVE MAN YOU SHOULD POST MORE
     
  16. BigBill

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    Me: Hey girl, whatup?
    Her: Hi.
    Me: So you look like a horny young college student with big titties. That about right?
    Her: (looking all amazed) Oh My God! Are you a physic?
    Me: Ummm its psychic dear, and yes. I'm very good. I know things about you that no one else knows.
    Her: REALLY? Like what?
    Me: (looking at her dark brown roots) Well.. I see an image of you, only with dark hair... now I'm seeing you dying your hair blonde.
    Her: *Gasps in amazement*
    Me: I can tell you alot more too but... nevermind.
    Her: but what?
    Me: Well, my psychic power only works for a few hours, then I have to have a blow-job to get it working again. Bye!
    Her: Wait! I... I have to know more.
    Me: Well, ok, I have some time, come over here to my car.


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  17. stuartSan

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    Whoa.. someone with the same name as me. Cool.

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  18. oakraiderz2

    oakraiderz2 Master Don Juan

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    Ima talk 2 sum bytches like that one day.

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  19. diplomatic_lies

    diplomatic_lies Master Don Juan

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    This happened during New Years eve. Unfortunately the girl happened to be the one sitting next to me in business class.


    Me: Heeey! Haven't seen you in a while! Hows it going?
    Her: Um...
    Me: -Put arm around her and then under her shirt-
    Her: Wha? Help! Rape!
    Me: Wha....?
    Friend: -Dragged me away-
    Friend: Thats not your girlfriend
    Me: Whoops
     
  20. krd

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    Actually, some of the examples StuartScott gave could actually work. It's all about asking at the right time. In some of them, it seems as if the guy went for the number way too soon in the conversation, but he was successful, so who's to argue?
     

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