Heheh,..ya know I took a rocket ship to the moon the other day and was gonna put the Flag of Tomassi there for all to see, but godammit there's this flag that was already there with some stars and stripes on it (these guys are everywhere!) So you know what I did? I pulled that fvckin' thing up, put my own flag right where it was, dump that flag into space on my way back to earth and now the moon thinks I'm the only one that owns it.
The End.