If a girl asks "do you have a girlfriend?", what's the best answer?

[Nexus Polaris]

I agree with the còcky and funny approach. I try to be as ambiguous about it as possible.

Like I had a girl ask me once, "You don't have like a crazy girlfriend or anything do you?"

And I responded with, "I don't have a crazy girlfriend."

 

[Ridingthelightning]

Best reply...
"Why? Do you wanna be?"

 

[Credos]

her: Do you have a girlfriend?
me: *Yelling really loud* ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?





:rockon:

 

[Blue Phoenix]

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Up!

 

[Megaman XIV]

Nobody's made the cut yet.

I'm holding auditions at my place. Bring something sexy.

 

[f283000]

hb: do you have a girlfriend?
hero: if you're interested i can get you an application. You think you can pass the background check?

 

[nismo-4]

hb: do you have a girlfriend?
hero: if you're interested i can get you an application. You think you can pass the background check?

I'm gonna use this one! Do you have any other ones?

 

[Hearth]

Since you guys mentioned what to say if a girl asks how many girls you've slept with, I was wondering what's a good way of getting an honest answer out of the girl as to how many guys she has been with?

Is this something that they will generally lie about? I mean if it's a load of guys then naturally they're inclined to reduce the figure, but if they've only been with say 1 guy or even none then will they big it up a touch so that they don't look inexperienced?

 

[Plinco]

My answer: I start off with "Maybe," then I add whatever I want to.

These responses are good btw.

 

[Kailex]

Since you guys mentioned what to say if a girl asks how many girls you've slept with, I was wondering what's a good way of getting an honest answer out of the girl as to how many guys she has been with?

Is this something that they will generally lie about? I mean if it's a load of guys then naturally they're inclined to reduce the figure, but if they've only been with say 1 guy or even none then will they big it up a touch so that they don't look inexperienced?

Go watch Clerks, and then see why you NEVER ask a woman how many guys she's been with.