EXAMPLES OF ****Y + FUNNY

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  1. jlazz

    jlazz Don Juan

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    All of these are priceless...I used to be able to make lines like these on the spot..then after I got a girlfriend my game drifted away - I NEED TO GET IT BACK...it made socializing entertaining.
     
  2. Gubby

    Gubby Master Don Juan

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    If they don't like something about you:

    "I do it to keep the girls off me a little. Otherwise they'd overwhelm me".

    "Come oon, can't you think of a better excuse to hide the fact that you're FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME?"


    Ah yeah, and that one which goes: "I really like you"-"I like me too" -- my more evil version:

    *Looks into her eyes dramatically* Me too... In fact.. I think it would be safe to say, I love....
    ...
    ...ME. (The more melodrama the better. The idea is to get them all emotional about the possibility you might love them and then bring them down to earth with a bump. But you'd have to be a good actor..)




    ...You can't go over the top with C&F. If it gets a bad reaction, chances are it's not funny enough (i.e. just being an *******). But the whole mindset behind C&F is that you DON'T REALLY CARE about what they think.
     
  3. Ace of Flames

    Ace of Flames Master Don Juan

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    if she's doing her makeup in front of you:

    "aww, you're getting all pretty just for me, how sweet..."
     
  4. Mr. Fahrenheit

    Mr. Fahrenheit New Member

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    I stumbled across this thread reading the Don Juan Bible, and thought of something that might work when going for the phone number. Do note, this is my first attempt at C&F, so don't expect too much. Anyway, here goes...

    Me: I have a present for you. :)

    Her: Oh, really?

    Me: *hands her a pen and paper* Only thing I'll ask for in return is your telephone number.
     
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    A girl grabbed the cap of my friend and put it on her head.
    I said: 'Wow, that's very sexy!'
    She:'Thank you'
    I:'I didn't mean you'

    and everybody laughed at her :crackup:

    edit: Im pretty new to this concept, what I noticed was, when I continued being playfully etc, she called me a hunk and handsome.... im pretty ugly actually.. but i like what she said :D
     
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    Raikojo17 Banned

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    lol, i love doing this stuff, but dont some of the CF lines on her sound more like jokes than conversation
     
  7. MilanoRedDC5

    MilanoRedDC5 Don Juan

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    A quick ice breaker for class...

    Girl sits quietly.

    DJ: So how long is it going to take you to spark some stimulating conversation with me?
    HB: Huh?
    DJ: You can't exactly take me out until I get to know you..
    HB: lol he hee (or whatever the hell she might say)
    DJ: *Put out your hand and introduce yourself.* I'm Payne.
    HB: I'm hot *****. lol

    I've got others, just throwin' one out there for now.

    -Payne

    EDIT: Apologies for waking a dead thread!
     
  8. Lust

    Lust Master Don Juan

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    It's a good start, but not ****y enough and not funny enough.

    I have the tendancy of yelling out "Hey! STOP CHECKING ME OUT" whenever i catch eye contact with a chick, especially at the beach, and i go there a lot.

    Makes you look very alpha and very confident.
     
  9. youknowtherest

    youknowtherest Don Juan

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    This morning, a cute barista at Starbucks knocked over a stack of cup lids right as I walked up to her register. "I'm sorry," she said, obviously flustered, trying to scoop them up and stack them.

    "It's okay," I said, "I have that effect on a lot of women."

    She AND the girl at the next register blushed bright red. I just smiled. I'll ask her for her number tomorrow. Or maybe this afternoon, when it's slower.
     
  10. Charm&Style

    Charm&Style Master Don Juan

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    or you can say

    "wtf i waited an hour for you to put your face on at home, and now your putting another one on in my car(or where ever your at).."

    "make sure the face your putting on now looks better than the one you had on before"
     
    beautiful girlLearn a simple little mind game called The Scrambler that has the power to make a girl chase you... even if she wasn't attracted to you to begin with.
  11. Charm&Style

    Charm&Style Master Don Juan

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    thats wack...youll get a lot of wtf looks and replies.

    anyways for peter whose talking about dawgs with the girl...you couldve easily said "the things you described are pretty similiar to my dog (look down at your crotch) ;) "

    its ok though, your learning.
     
  12. Charm

    Charm Master Don Juan

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    Here is a field tested one in response to a question:

    Her: Ever seen the movie bound?
    Me: Is it a porn?
    Her: No, not a porn
    Me: If its not the porn version, I haven't seen it.
    Her: (Laughs)
     
  13. Subtext

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    a quickie that worked today:
    she: blah blah
    me: you know, you're kinda cute sometimes
    she:awww
    me: but other times, you're just retarded.
    she: fake indignation
    me: and right now you're showing heavy signs of down syndrome
     
  14. Charm&Style

    Charm&Style Master Don Juan

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    :crackup: ive used something close to this...works all the time :kick:


    today i was at work, bored as usual, watching some flix on youtube when these two hot chicks walk in.

    conversation starts imediatly and in the middle of it i told one of the chicks, who looked like a clone to kathrine zeta jones,

    "you know what celebrity you look like"
    her: haha yes ive been told many times...Kathrine zeta jones..
    me: huh? no..you look like Borat
    me: Haaaaaaaaai Faaaaaaaaaive!

    she was rolling on the floor laughing for a good 5 minutes, i had to tell her to leave cuz either she buys some mothafvcking granite from me or she could go laugh outside the store...:trouble:

    now i wish i wouldve banged her behind my store(father's store) especially since i was alone there today.

    yup...boo friggidy doo
     
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    knglerxt Senior Don Juan

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    Most people on this site are full of *hit. This "****y+funny" routine sounds so fake. I can't believe most girls fall for this crap.
     
  16. vagrant

    vagrant Master Don Juan

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    no they do and that's the sad part...
     
  17. Charm&Style

    Charm&Style Master Don Juan

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    ****y and funny is based 90% on presentation...u deliver it rite and uve won.
     
  18. FM 3321

    FM 3321 Senior Don Juan

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    Haha...you gotta remember that this is all about FUN!!! Girls just wanna have fun and the examples in this thread are great.
     
  19. gsxtreme1987

    gsxtreme1987 Don Juan

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    these a re all great...

    What would be sum things C & F things to say to a girl when she says "I'm bored" .

    Girls call me randomly and say im bored.. and i usually just say.. me 2 or something lame..

    need some ideas thanx
     
  20. Doe Boii

    Doe Boii Don Juan

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    Yea you could say that, but when I tried the girl tried to rag on me saying "But you're not that cute"...she thought i was cute, but she was flipping my game on me to play around w/ me and break my game down, what is a good response to something like that?
     

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