EXAMPLES OF ****Y + FUNNY

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  1. Paintballguy

    Paintballguy Master Don Juan

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    Note: This will only work on a girl you know already and one who isnt a *****.

    So your calling a hb......

    HB: Hello
    Me: Hi, yes im calling in regards to your ad about an escort service in the phone book.
    Me: It sais here you are very reasonable and willing to travel.
    HB: *laughing*

    It worked for me. :)
     
  2. neobrood

    neobrood Senior Don Juan

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    With a girl in the office

    (*Blocking her way*)

    Her: Move! (*touches my shoulders*)
    Me: Don't touch me
    Her: (*Touches me again*) If you don't move, I'll keep on touching you. (*touches me just above my a$$*)
    Me: I'm warning you. Touch me again and I will touch you back
    Her: (*giggles*) (*Puts hands on my shoulders and tries hard to move me...*)
    Me: Thats it. (*Grabs her thighs*)
     
  3. big_jeffry

    big_jeffry Don Juan

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    or you are at a bar, dance...anywhere with music

    you talk to hb for about 7 mins(equivalent of 2 songs).
    After there is a bit of a pause:

    DJ: ya, i've talked to you during 2 full songs, that will be 5 bucks.
    HB: hahaha
     
  4. lemieux66

    lemieux66 Don Juan

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    I don't exactly think this one will work outside of the context it was said in... But I loved it, so I'll share

    So I'm out at the bars with a big group of people one night. Guys and girls.

    There's this one girl there that I know and flirt with a lot. So we're talking and my one buddy wants me to walk around the bar and scout out the girls with him.

    So I turn to her and I'm like, "hey, we're gonna take a look around the bar and try to pick up girls, but if I can't find anything better, I'm gonna come back here and dance with you." :D

    She loved it.
     
  5. neobrood

    neobrood Senior Don Juan

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    Did this by accident... :p

    I met an HB7 and I rated her a "7" in terms of beauty.

    When I said that, I was like... omg... that was some AFC line I said.

    But then, she started to react defensively. And bragged about how popular she was in high school, and about the number of guys who would call her a 10 and try to ask her out.... the number of guys who got a crush on her... etc...

    I said... "nah, you're still a 7 out of 10..."

    She was expecting me to give her at least an 8 but hahaha...
     
  6. AFK Protector

    AFK Protector Master Don Juan

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    Re: Did this by accident... :p

    that's a neg hit dude. nothing funny about it.
     
  7. Hanz

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    Her: I don't know, I got to get up early in the morning...
    Me: Eh, I only got a couple of hours sleep last night, and I'm still willing to put up with you.
    Her: Oh really? You should get some beauty sleep.
    Me: And have more women chase after me? <go with the flow here>

    Golden. Needless to say, she would follow me into a burning building.
     
  8. solu

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    Ok, this is a combo neg-hit and c/f

    Its tailored to suit a specific situation. Seeing this girl who is kind of tall and thin, taller than me, really pretty, like a model. Aspiring to be an actress and talked a big game so I new she thought a lot of herself.

    Me: Wow, your really quite tall ya know, like a model
    Her: Yeah, I get that from my dad
    Me: It's ok, I bet you don't scare off everyone you just meet
    Her: Hey, well your really short you know
    Me: It's not the size that counts ;) :D

    ...start laying on the kino if she is receptive and laughs at your joke, start laughing and being playful with her

    This is all done in a very lighthearted and playful manor. You neg her, bust out the c/f and give the situation a sexual spin, and then initiate touch in a very playful manor. Then you can proceed with the tongue action.

    This all does so many things at once, but it only works if the chick is tall and attractive and if she takes the bait and says your short.
     
  9. LikerOfWomen

    LikerOfWomen Don Juan

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    I agree with one of the replies that nothing beats situational humor. Girls seem to be able to smell pre-packaged lines a mile away... it's best if you can make her laugh with something you clearly just came up with on your own.
     
  10. Hanz

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    Yeah, pre-packaged stuff is easy to spot.

    Now, if you are as lucky as I was today, you can sit there; watch your target, and get a head start on what to say. (which I used to polish my introduction)

    However I have been in comedy a majority of my life. And the old saying is, it isn't comedy if you aren't on your feet.
     
    beautiful girlLearn a simple little mind game called The Scrambler that has the power to make a girl chase you... even if she wasn't attracted to you to begin with.
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    I like this one..


    - Oh.. I must be the second most lucky person in the world right now.
    - What? Who is number one?
    - You, who got me!
     
  12. Phantasmal

    Phantasmal Senior Don Juan

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    I was at work the other day, and a new girl was assigned to help me with a quick task. She was new and I hadn't met her before. Oh, and she was HOT. She walks up, and the first thing she ever says to me is "Looks like i'm your slave." I didn't really pick up on what she said because I was busy, but like ten seconds later I realized I should have come back with something like "Whoa, come on, I don't even know your name yet."

    ****y/Funny comments are usually pretty easy to come up with on the fly, and usually work pretty well. I'm really kicking myself for missing this one. Oh well.
     
  13. J S Az

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    yeah this thread is golden if you teaches you how c+f works but it is sh*t if you try to memorize these examples in order to use them specifically
     
  14. jakethasnake

    jakethasnake Master Don Juan

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    http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63315&highlight=****y+and+funny



    ****y & Funny - so simple, it's deceptive.
    Most men who are learning to pick up women have no fvcking clue what '****y and Funny' is, as it relates to picking up women. I will explain the distinction now.



    Okay, so I'm at this crowded ass cafe on the school campus.


    There ain't no damn place to sit, so I'm incensed when I finally spot an empty table, some whitegirl sneaks right in snaps up the table! But she's alone, and I decide, 'why the hell not'. I move in. I ask if I can sit down. She looks uncomfortable, like she's neva seen a fvckin' Gook in her whole life. "Okay," she chirps. Aiight, I sit down, and we both resume the "we're sitting 8 inches apart but we're ignoring each other game". That whole 'anonymity in close proximity' deal, like when you're in a crowded subway train.


    After a few quiet minutes of coffee drinking and mutual reading I see a pretty blonde aquaintance I know just outside the cafe, so I step out to have a smoke with her. We chat, and I'm in a good mood now. I come back and she looks up. I smile and say,



    "Did ya miss me?" (*wink*)



    Suddenly she's convulsing in giggles. She then starts asking me what I'm reading, what I study, where I'm from, etc. etc. etc. Literally 5 questions for every simple one I shoot back. Her IOIs are causing sparks and her carefully hair-sprayed coif is about to burst into flames! Note how 5 minutes before she thought I was some Mongol warrior out to rape her and steal her shyt. I get the phone number and bounce - Easy Peezey, Japaneezy. She was literally glowing and flippin that blonde hair like a pancake, and I make a suave exit. But I'm not going to call her. I can definitely do better (HB 6.75 - beautiful body, hair and fashion sense, so-so face). Good practice, though.




    The lesson in this? I'll tell you what it is.




    I'll bet you guys didn't find that story funny in the least. Me neither. It's nothing mindblowing, by GUY STANDARDS. "Did ya miss me?" I mean come on! Right?


    Nuh-uh. You are wrong. So why did she laugh, then? Why was she suffocating me with her attention? It's because the way females process humor is different from the way guys do it. Their '****y' is different from our '****y'. In other words, our 'G-Rated' version is their 'NC-17'.



    When I said, "Did ya miss me?" - that I conveyed to her that I actually thought she might 'miss' a complete stranger like me when I was away for 5 minutes, was ****y in a SUBTLE WAY, and thus funny because I came off as a cheeky rascal. Women like to define subtley as wit - they are usually not witty enough to appreciate the kind of complex humor that get guys guffawing on the floor and walking away impressed. Most guys think that being ****y with a woman is the same thing as being ****y with a guy ("Naw, foo - yoo cayn't hang wit this.... hell naw. Yoo wish yoo could hang wit dis!") - and they come up with complex and ultimately over-aggressive/anti-social one-liners that make a woman roll her eyes or wrinkle her nose in disgust. I believe chicks call that "Trying Too Hard".



    An fledgling DJ needs to realize this. Think like a chick. Think with SUBTLELY. Women are all about that. For example when she has sex on her mind or is flirting with a guy (let's assume they are talking about biology and animal behavior), she might start talking about the sex rituals of the Pacific Sea Turtle. To a guy that is incredibly dorky and ass-backward (like, what the fvck does that have to do with making a pass at someone? ), but to a woman that is totally logical.


    Subtlety is the order of the day, gentlemen. Be subtle and witty when you do ****y and Funny.
     
  15. Hanz

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    Or you could just be like...

    I know I am better than a 5 out of 10. So on a scale from 5-10, where am I? Where Fabio is a 5 and Brad Pitt is a 10.

    Nothing subtle about that...
     
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    This thread is a bloody...diamond mine....and women love diamond...

    Ne ways here is my donation .. i use this one at the bar always...and more often then not it does help to add some drops to their panties...

    Me: Do you want a drink?
    Her: If u say so..
    Me: Ok go there and buy one...
    Her: usually laughs like hell...and most often initiate some kinda kino...in the form of a cute lil punch...

    Keep it going..all u rude DJ's.....Its all Wicked.
     
  17. catch

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    has any body got any "hook an shut up" examples..

    ya know

    me; hey, hows it going?

    her: ime ok, what about you?

    me; good.. hey ive just noticed somthing really funny about you..

    her; ooh, what?????

    me; oh no.. i shouldnt really say..

    her; what!!! no tell me

    me;you might not like this

    her; what is it then????

    me; no i cant.. i have to leave1

    her:I DONT think so! get back here..

    me; ok ok ok.. i can see your panties


    just opening lines like that, something that instantly sparks her curiousity.. dont hold back post sum ideas..


    catch
     
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    nice post!!!!!!!!!!!!



    I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

    Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.


    _______________________
    FUNNY NEG-HITS

    HOT NEG=HITS FOR A GIRLS UR NOT INTERESTING.


    Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.


    I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
     
  19. TDOT

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    When: Last night
    The setting: At my friend's house
    The situation: My friend's sister's friend stops by to see her while I am there

    She walks right by me entering the house and goes and holds a conversation with the 2 of them while I'm in the other room talking to their dad. I approach and enter the conversation


    [I notice a bandaid on her thumb]
    Me: [grabbing her hand] What happened?
    Her: I cut myself
    Me: On purpose?!
    Her: [laughing, no it was a paper cut I got a really big gash]
    Me: [looking at her work badge] But you work in radiology there's no paper in that department
    Her: I cut myself grabbing the film from the machine
    Me: So it wasn't a papercut it was a plastic cut
    Her: yeah, like I said it was a really big gash
    Her: I'm talking to you and you don't even know my name [extends her hand to shake] Hi I'm *******
    Me: Hi nice to meet you ******** I'm TDOT

    I should have number closed, That's one mistake I learned from
    whenever a chick introduces herself to you always number close
    anyway

    The moral of the story is, C+F DOES WORK.
    I never introduce myself right off the bat nowadays
    I approach with C+F and talk like I've known them for ages
    before the intro. If possible, let her introduce herself first
    then you follow but get things rolling with C+F
     
  20. SamePendo

    SamePendo Master Don Juan

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    Man, you rock.

    Her: It's hot! (complaining about the weather).
    SamePendo: Yah, I get that a lot./ Yeah, sorry about that.
     

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