Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Alright I got some more stuff for yall...
There is a chick i've been seeing around campus and she makes Eye Contact when we she sees me and sits in close proximity to me when we are on the same bus. She is also in a class with me, but for some reason she always sits far away from me in that class? Anyways, after class, she is in the que to get on the same bus I am, but I am slightly in front of her. I shimmy over a little to let her squeeze in and she says 'thank you' softly and walks to the back of the bus where I (or is it we) normally sit. I sit in the back too, with one seat inbetween us and open with:
MF: Hey, aren't you in my ______ class.
HBstyle: yea
Then we talk just fluff for about 2-3 minutes and then some chick sits down right in between us. It was kinda frustrating being that close to the chick and not being able to put in the work to get her attracted, coz although she was giving signs beforehand, it was still just that initial 'get to know each other' kind of talk that you do with random people, even old grannies and other guys. HBstyle gets off the bus before I get a chance to reopen her, and she turns around and says bye as she leaves. A positive sign I guess but we dont even know each other's names yet. It sucks that the opportunity seemed squandered but I tell myself that I will go in my usual C&F self when I see her next time, and open with 'Hey, we talked on the bus, but that chick sat down in between us and I couldnt lay down my mack game in its entirety *laugh*'
Anyways, after a bit of hesitation on my wings behalf, we end up going to a house party. Before we went I was drinking some liquor with 140 proof so a couple shots had me feeling pretty good. Not stumbling drunk or anything but a little slower in terms of wit and a lack of concern about people judging or beating around the bush. When we get to the house party, it is not very great but whatever, its cool. I end up posting up in a couple places and spot ANOTHER chick that I've been getting eye contact from on the bus and around campus. We'll call her HBB. I did not go in ASAP but I just posted up around her general vicinity and acted disinterested, ie no eye contact or even looks in her direction. That was the extent of like the 1st hr of the party, seriously. In my defense there was not any other girls I was interested in, and the idea of HBB being at the house party was one of the main reasons I went to the damn thing.
Anyways, I am doin the rounds, talkin to 1-2 familiar faces and then who should I see but HBstyle walk thru the door. We smile @ each other and she walks over and I say:
MF:Hey, we talked on the bus, but that chick sat down in between us and I couldnt lay down my mack game in its entirety *laugh*
HBStyle: hahaha yea she just like sat down in between us.
MF: *Blah blah blah, talks about random stuff*
HBStyle: *Blah blah blah, talks about random stuff*
MF: Hey lets go downstairs where I can hear you better (and where there is hardly anyone else there so isolation)
HBStyle: okay
So we go downstairs and talk, funny ****, only thing on tv was porn and so of course I turn it to the porn channel and start making jokes and ish. Anyways I get the kino going, she is sitting in my lap at one point and laying across my lap another time. I ask questions like is she is looking for in a relationship or just a good time, can't remember most of it. Things seemed to be going decent, not great but not terrible. I remember going in for the kiss and her turning away but it doesnt really phase me, some chicks are just traditional in terms of waiting before doing ANYTHING. Eventually she says she wants to go back upstairs coz her friends are probably looking for her. I say okay and stay on the couch and she starts to walk away, and then I go 'WAIT' and run up and get the digits. Then I give her a hug and go upstairs with her. We do some bumpin n grindin for a couple songs and then they play something I don't like and I am tired of grinding with her so I just eject.
Actually, I ejected on about 2-3 chicks 1/2 way during dancing with them. It was like i would get bored and just lightly move them forward and scoot backwards and do my own thing. They seemed to eat that sh!t up actually, like 'why is this guy not humping my leg like the others?' Later on in the night I saw HBStyle dancing with another guy so I was like whatever, I already got the digits and I'll see her in class whenever, so I just post up looking for new chicks. I end up doing the dance and then eject myself thing with her and she just kinda stands there as close as possible, still dancing. I lean in and say:
MF: Hey, lets go downstairs so I can hear you better when we talk.
HBcoveted: Okay how about we go outside instead?
MF: OKay (I don't give a fvck where we go, isolation is isolation)
So we get outside and I am sitting on a living room chair that is outside, I get her sit down on my lap and then for some reason I tell her to get up and straddle me and she declines and is making a call on a phone. I'm ready to throw this one away and chalk it up as just a drunken miscalculation, so when she says she is going back inside, I say 'whats your phone #' not expecting it to amount to anything, but she gives it up. I was kinda surprised, but didn't show it.
So I go back inside on a high of a #-close and I'm like fvck it, Imma talk to HBB now.
MF: Hey I seen you around campus and on the bus a couple times, what's your name?
HBB: *Like a 2 second pause*I'm HBB, whats your name?
MF: MF
I was shooting the sh!t, holding the conversation by myself and she was seeming disintersted, contrary to what she shows on the bus. I know fluff can be boring but most chicks at least appear interested, but this chick was like she wanted to be somewhere else. Then her overweight friend starting edging towards me and I thought that maybe she wanted me as well or instead of HBB. I try not to make it seem like she is the reason I eject coz I don't want her to get her feelings hurt. But it was pretty abrupt for HBB. It was like I fired out some questions and then just bounced, I wasnt trying to salvage the situation or beg for her attention, my night was going too well to give her too much of my time.
So next my wing leaves and its just me, I am texting him about wats been happenin at the party and HBStyle comes back and says
HBStyle: So you textin some girls on the phone?
MF: Huh.. wat? Nah (quickly puts phone away like I was caught)
MF: So how u makin out 2nite, i saw u grindin away on dude over there.
HBStyle: Oh yea that was just my friend, and that guy in the sweater was scaring me.
MF: Haha, alright, whatever, its cool, you do your thing and I do mines, it's not like we are dating or anything
I can't remember what she said after this but we ended up dancing for a couple songs. It was doubly good coz HBB was standing right there and saw HBStyle walk across the room to talk and dance with me. I get bored after a whole and after I ejected, she gets accepts dance proposals from like 2-3 guys, all friends or guys she met that night I think. Some guys really looked like losers so maybe they were mostly friends. Anyways, the party is winding down, HBB and her friends leaves the spot, and HBStyle is dancing salsa or ballroom or something with one of her friends. I walk out call a taxi and walk back in. She still dancing with the guy, so I walk back out and see a taxi roll up. I think for about a second and tell myself what the hell, might as well give it a shot. So i go back in and lo and behold she is standing next to a friend who is a girl, sees me and walks towards me. I tell her my taxis here and im leaving but she can come home with me if she wants. She says yes but she just has to tell her friends goodbye.
Yea, so tha taxi comes and we get inside, dude is like 'where to?' and I tell him my stop and she tells him her stop and im like 'aint we going together?' and she is like im not coming to your place, im going home...' and so im like 'okay well I guess Im coming too' and then when the taxi driver is telling us the price, she corrects him and says 'we are only doing one stop now' So Im in.
I get to her place and we dance around, play for a bit. Then she throws in Transformers and we watch a bit of that, of course Im more concerned with her then the movie, eventually we start making out a lil bit but she is like a rag doll @ times. Not really a great makeout session @ all. She was not into it as much as she could have been. I get tons of kino on her though and get my hands under her shirt, but she stops me when I go for titties or underneath her pants. We kiss for a bit more and then we just talk til we fall asleep. I wake up the next morning and try a little bit more again. saw some titties but that was it. She had on this t-back thong that was showing coz her pants were halfway off, but I just couldnt get any further without constantly being stopped by her. Turns out she a virgin, so I dont know wtf to do with her. Her exact words were she is not ready physically or mentally for sex... or fooling around persay. (I know, wtf?) but I think I can crack that shell. Anyways, I leave her place like 15 to 12 and go home. I might add her to the rotation, start spinning her as a plate but she seems like she could be a lot of work. She was telling me about how she has mood swings and gets really frustrated @ times. I'm not sure I want that kind of thing in an open relationship coz things can boil over pretty quick.
Also, I talked to my friend about HBB, and she apparently is just can of standoffish until u meet her, so next time I see her, Im going to go in with "Hey, I met you @ ____'s houseparty. I think i remember talking to you and you acting like 'who is this nigga and why is he tryina holla @ me?' *laugh*"
From there I will gauge her response and decide whether she gets nexted or gets another shot.
There is a chick i've been seeing around campus and she makes Eye Contact when we she sees me and sits in close proximity to me when we are on the same bus. She is also in a class with me, but for some reason she always sits far away from me in that class? Anyways, after class, she is in the que to get on the same bus I am, but I am slightly in front of her. I shimmy over a little to let her squeeze in and she says 'thank you' softly and walks to the back of the bus where I (or is it we) normally sit. I sit in the back too, with one seat inbetween us and open with:
MF: Hey, aren't you in my ______ class.
HBstyle: yea
Then we talk just fluff for about 2-3 minutes and then some chick sits down right in between us. It was kinda frustrating being that close to the chick and not being able to put in the work to get her attracted, coz although she was giving signs beforehand, it was still just that initial 'get to know each other' kind of talk that you do with random people, even old grannies and other guys. HBstyle gets off the bus before I get a chance to reopen her, and she turns around and says bye as she leaves. A positive sign I guess but we dont even know each other's names yet. It sucks that the opportunity seemed squandered but I tell myself that I will go in my usual C&F self when I see her next time, and open with 'Hey, we talked on the bus, but that chick sat down in between us and I couldnt lay down my mack game in its entirety *laugh*'
Anyways, after a bit of hesitation on my wings behalf, we end up going to a house party. Before we went I was drinking some liquor with 140 proof so a couple shots had me feeling pretty good. Not stumbling drunk or anything but a little slower in terms of wit and a lack of concern about people judging or beating around the bush. When we get to the house party, it is not very great but whatever, its cool. I end up posting up in a couple places and spot ANOTHER chick that I've been getting eye contact from on the bus and around campus. We'll call her HBB. I did not go in ASAP but I just posted up around her general vicinity and acted disinterested, ie no eye contact or even looks in her direction. That was the extent of like the 1st hr of the party, seriously. In my defense there was not any other girls I was interested in, and the idea of HBB being at the house party was one of the main reasons I went to the damn thing.
Anyways, I am doin the rounds, talkin to 1-2 familiar faces and then who should I see but HBstyle walk thru the door. We smile @ each other and she walks over and I say:
MF:Hey, we talked on the bus, but that chick sat down in between us and I couldnt lay down my mack game in its entirety *laugh*
HBStyle: hahaha yea she just like sat down in between us.
MF: *Blah blah blah, talks about random stuff*
HBStyle: *Blah blah blah, talks about random stuff*
MF: Hey lets go downstairs where I can hear you better (and where there is hardly anyone else there so isolation)
HBStyle: okay
So we go downstairs and talk, funny ****, only thing on tv was porn and so of course I turn it to the porn channel and start making jokes and ish. Anyways I get the kino going, she is sitting in my lap at one point and laying across my lap another time. I ask questions like is she is looking for in a relationship or just a good time, can't remember most of it. Things seemed to be going decent, not great but not terrible. I remember going in for the kiss and her turning away but it doesnt really phase me, some chicks are just traditional in terms of waiting before doing ANYTHING. Eventually she says she wants to go back upstairs coz her friends are probably looking for her. I say okay and stay on the couch and she starts to walk away, and then I go 'WAIT' and run up and get the digits. Then I give her a hug and go upstairs with her. We do some bumpin n grindin for a couple songs and then they play something I don't like and I am tired of grinding with her so I just eject.
Actually, I ejected on about 2-3 chicks 1/2 way during dancing with them. It was like i would get bored and just lightly move them forward and scoot backwards and do my own thing. They seemed to eat that sh!t up actually, like 'why is this guy not humping my leg like the others?' Later on in the night I saw HBStyle dancing with another guy so I was like whatever, I already got the digits and I'll see her in class whenever, so I just post up looking for new chicks. I end up doing the dance and then eject myself thing with her and she just kinda stands there as close as possible, still dancing. I lean in and say:
MF: Hey, lets go downstairs so I can hear you better when we talk.
HBcoveted: Okay how about we go outside instead?
MF: OKay (I don't give a fvck where we go, isolation is isolation)
So we get outside and I am sitting on a living room chair that is outside, I get her sit down on my lap and then for some reason I tell her to get up and straddle me and she declines and is making a call on a phone. I'm ready to throw this one away and chalk it up as just a drunken miscalculation, so when she says she is going back inside, I say 'whats your phone #' not expecting it to amount to anything, but she gives it up. I was kinda surprised, but didn't show it.
So I go back inside on a high of a #-close and I'm like fvck it, Imma talk to HBB now.
MF: Hey I seen you around campus and on the bus a couple times, what's your name?
HBB: *Like a 2 second pause*I'm HBB, whats your name?
MF: MF
I was shooting the sh!t, holding the conversation by myself and she was seeming disintersted, contrary to what she shows on the bus. I know fluff can be boring but most chicks at least appear interested, but this chick was like she wanted to be somewhere else. Then her overweight friend starting edging towards me and I thought that maybe she wanted me as well or instead of HBB. I try not to make it seem like she is the reason I eject coz I don't want her to get her feelings hurt. But it was pretty abrupt for HBB. It was like I fired out some questions and then just bounced, I wasnt trying to salvage the situation or beg for her attention, my night was going too well to give her too much of my time.
So next my wing leaves and its just me, I am texting him about wats been happenin at the party and HBStyle comes back and says
HBStyle: So you textin some girls on the phone?
MF: Huh.. wat? Nah (quickly puts phone away like I was caught)
MF: So how u makin out 2nite, i saw u grindin away on dude over there.
HBStyle: Oh yea that was just my friend, and that guy in the sweater was scaring me.
MF: Haha, alright, whatever, its cool, you do your thing and I do mines, it's not like we are dating or anything
I can't remember what she said after this but we ended up dancing for a couple songs. It was doubly good coz HBB was standing right there and saw HBStyle walk across the room to talk and dance with me. I get bored after a whole and after I ejected, she gets accepts dance proposals from like 2-3 guys, all friends or guys she met that night I think. Some guys really looked like losers so maybe they were mostly friends. Anyways, the party is winding down, HBB and her friends leaves the spot, and HBStyle is dancing salsa or ballroom or something with one of her friends. I walk out call a taxi and walk back in. She still dancing with the guy, so I walk back out and see a taxi roll up. I think for about a second and tell myself what the hell, might as well give it a shot. So i go back in and lo and behold she is standing next to a friend who is a girl, sees me and walks towards me. I tell her my taxis here and im leaving but she can come home with me if she wants. She says yes but she just has to tell her friends goodbye.
Yea, so tha taxi comes and we get inside, dude is like 'where to?' and I tell him my stop and she tells him her stop and im like 'aint we going together?' and she is like im not coming to your place, im going home...' and so im like 'okay well I guess Im coming too' and then when the taxi driver is telling us the price, she corrects him and says 'we are only doing one stop now' So Im in.
I get to her place and we dance around, play for a bit. Then she throws in Transformers and we watch a bit of that, of course Im more concerned with her then the movie, eventually we start making out a lil bit but she is like a rag doll @ times. Not really a great makeout session @ all. She was not into it as much as she could have been. I get tons of kino on her though and get my hands under her shirt, but she stops me when I go for titties or underneath her pants. We kiss for a bit more and then we just talk til we fall asleep. I wake up the next morning and try a little bit more again. saw some titties but that was it. She had on this t-back thong that was showing coz her pants were halfway off, but I just couldnt get any further without constantly being stopped by her. Turns out she a virgin, so I dont know wtf to do with her. Her exact words were she is not ready physically or mentally for sex... or fooling around persay. (I know, wtf?) but I think I can crack that shell. Anyways, I leave her place like 15 to 12 and go home. I might add her to the rotation, start spinning her as a plate but she seems like she could be a lot of work. She was telling me about how she has mood swings and gets really frustrated @ times. I'm not sure I want that kind of thing in an open relationship coz things can boil over pretty quick.
Also, I talked to my friend about HBB, and she apparently is just can of standoffish until u meet her, so next time I see her, Im going to go in with "Hey, I met you @ ____'s houseparty. I think i remember talking to you and you acting like 'who is this nigga and why is he tryina holla @ me?' *laugh*"
From there I will gauge her response and decide whether she gets nexted or gets another shot.
') But they just didn't come out and I ended up just bowing my head and laughing to myself. But throughout the night, she is constantly on her cellphone texting and later on she is looking through her phone and then directs the screen at me like are these good taxi services? Wat are some taxi #s. I take this as full systems go, so I go into my phone to get her some taxi #s to call <insert scene her watching me scroll through all the #s of girls I've closed recently, lol> and then I'm like "Yo wats yo #?" and she types it on her screen and I type it in my phone. Easy # close yet again. 
