Just curious here, who would toss a girls salad ? There is this girl I know and she has a nice round plump ass. I was staring at her pink panties the other day and her butt cheeks were popping out. It got me to thinking that I might want to toss that salad which I have never done before but Im not sure what that experience would be like.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Toss salad?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
diplomatic_lies
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Doesnt salad tossing means having gay sex or something?
spider_007
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no, it means eating her azzhole
and no, not in this lifetime. I draw the line at eating pvssy
and no, not in this lifetime. I draw the line at eating pvssy
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Depends on a girl. If the ass is exceptional, and she just showered, then sure, why not?
spider_007
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make sure she don't fart in your face:crackup:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Bible_Belt
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No Mexican or Indian food, lol.
I read a post somewhere, maybe Craig's List, that could be summed up by saying that seafood dinner + ben-wa balls = messy experience.
I read a post somewhere, maybe Craig's List, that could be summed up by saying that seafood dinner + ben-wa balls = messy experience.
Phoenix_of_the_ashes
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Re: Re: Toss salad?
No such thing.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Dust 2 Dust
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Don't forget the syrup.:moon:
splinterkb
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Are you seriously contemplating licking someones azzhole, which they've been ****ting out of their entire life? Im sure theres plenty of built up suprises inside waiting for you.
So yes I was contemplating it. I wrote this when I was drunk. I find when im drunk Ill probably eat her a hole out but when im sober its a no no. Im having her over this weekend and ill be drinking so we will see what happens.
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Yeah sure I was licking azzhole when it wasnt even "cool" to lick azzhole. Anyway dont be shy you know you want to and chicks love it, dont listen to all these other homos about it being "dirty". If you knew the half of where the b!tches mouth has been, not to mention the sh!t shes shovelled into her mouth on the latest binge of McDonalds the other end is probably just as bad, yet nobody gasps in shock at tongueing down the b!tch........girly men.
familyguyfan
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Yeah because their mouths don't taste bad. Assholes taste like shit. Literally.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Spoken like someone whos never licked azzhole before, or whos licked a b!tches ass without her having a shower and straight after she took a dump. I'm guessing its the former which means dont talk about sh!t (pun not intended) you have no idea about.
Enough THEORISTS speaking out of their asses (pun not intended) here without you adding to it.
diplomatic_lies
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So, you like kissing b!tches ass, eh?
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So you think of your mum when having sex eh or go off on weirdass tangents about slavery when it has no correlation with the topic at hand eh?. And no I wouldnt say I "like" it, more like I saw the b!tch's cornhole and just chowed down, I just did it (and probably will continue to do it), there was no emotion connected to it, unless horniness is an emotion.Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
So, you like kissing b!tches ass, eh?
TedJustAdmitIt
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Doo doo?
Are you 7 or something?
It's called crap.
Blood,urine and lubricating fluids come out the front but you have no reservations in licking that,eh?!
To the OP:HELL YES.....makes sure she's shaved,showered and hasn't just had a dump and you're good to go
I can't believe some of the opinions about sex round here...I think some of you have been watching too many Hollywood flicks...sex ain't like that man,it's wet and messy and all the better for it.
Nothing better than indulging in some mutal anal rimming with a fine arsed lady:yes:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.