logicallefty
Moderator
Fellas,
So what does every woman have today other than a \|/? And ( . )( . ) ?
A phone!!
Men why aren't we using this to our advantage? If we are I haven't seen it discussed here on SS.
Many guys have trouble with opening lines. I used to up until really just a few years ago. It's easier than ever today! Use their phones!
Here are some openers I came up with.
I haven't made list of closers yet. Throw them out here if you have em'.
OPENERS:
"I heard that the Guinness Book of World Records is looking for the person most addicted to their phone. You have my vote"
"You may want to detach from that phone. When you get a new one that one there may try to get alimony from ya"
"Hey you ever put that thing down? The Internet just called told me to tell you to save some for the rest of us"
"I just saw smoke coming out of that thing. You are on it too much. Want me to call the fire dept.?"
"You should check with a doctor about surgery to get that thing unstuck from your hands"
"Al Gore just called as the inventor of the Internet. He wanted me to let you know that you have used too much Internet today"
"Facebook just put out a message saying their servers are slow as a result of one user in (your town). I didn't believe that was possible until I saw you today"
"Didn't you hear all of the cell towers are going down for maintenance in a few minutes and will be down. But us real humans will be here to talk to if you are bored"
So what does every woman have today other than a \|/? And ( . )( . ) ?
A phone!!
Men why aren't we using this to our advantage? If we are I haven't seen it discussed here on SS.
Many guys have trouble with opening lines. I used to up until really just a few years ago. It's easier than ever today! Use their phones!
Here are some openers I came up with.
I haven't made list of closers yet. Throw them out here if you have em'.
OPENERS:
"I heard that the Guinness Book of World Records is looking for the person most addicted to their phone. You have my vote"
"You may want to detach from that phone. When you get a new one that one there may try to get alimony from ya"
"Hey you ever put that thing down? The Internet just called told me to tell you to save some for the rest of us"
"I just saw smoke coming out of that thing. You are on it too much. Want me to call the fire dept.?"
"You should check with a doctor about surgery to get that thing unstuck from your hands"
"Al Gore just called as the inventor of the Internet. He wanted me to let you know that you have used too much Internet today"
"Facebook just put out a message saying their servers are slow as a result of one user in (your town). I didn't believe that was possible until I saw you today"
"Didn't you hear all of the cell towers are going down for maintenance in a few minutes and will be down. But us real humans will be here to talk to if you are bored"
