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|01-24-2003, 05:58 PM||#1|
Master Don Juan
Join Date: Oct 2001
Words That Women Use
*I received the following in an e-mail from my sister who received it from another woman who used to work with her. My sister has never lied to me and if she says this is true, "it's true!"*
WORDS WOMEN USE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel
they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to
describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one
of those arguments.
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last before you take out
the trash, so it's an even trade.
This means "something", and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has
of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and
'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five
Minutes" and end with 'Fine'
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will
result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end
with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk
to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that
moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you over "Nothing"
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or
breathe, and she will stay content.
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that
you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some
mighty big trouble.
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you
have for doing whatever it is that you have done.You have a
fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't
get a "That's Okay"
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and
will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask
what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell
|01-25-2003, 10:05 AM||#2|
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Montreal, QC
I think this should be titled "Words that Manipulative, Game-Playing Women who read Cosmo and The Rules use". An emotionally mature woman will speak plainly and let you know what's going on and why.
Just my $.02...
|01-25-2003, 04:35 PM||#3|
Master Don Juan
Join Date: Jan 2003
I cannot believe you these words were missed:
Whatever - Often used sparingly as a copout by girls to put you on a guilt-trip for something you did that was trival. In other words... she's secretly telling you to kiss her a$$. OR she wants you to vacate her personal space for pi$$ing her off. Backstroke guys.
Oh, Really? - She is trying to pull you into an argument that she already knows she can win and just confound you with logic. Walk away and let her talk to herself.
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