backbreaker
Master Don Juan
As I recently mentioned in a previous thread I have completely taken out the internet I cut off the internet in my house so that I can get more work done and be happier in general so I rented an office and I work out of there but I also enjoy going to the local Starbucks which is like right next to my office.. and you know I have come to a startling revelation. At least for me it is…
Starbucks is ****blockin you bro lol. And it’s ****ed up because they have made their niche kinda as the hook up spot for couples on dates and ****. Then you have guys cruising starbucks for the sole reason of trying to run game or spot girls. It isn’t happening.
See, because I am happily married and because I’m seriously trying to work, I am able to look at **** now from a 100% unbiased standpoint. And I’ve come to the following conclusions
1. No one ****ing comes to Starbucks and sits down under normal circumstances. This is the main reason why taking a woman out to “coffee” is about is futile an exercise as trying to get the ching chong potato meme dude to play Schindler’s list on the piano. Because neither of you are in your element. You don’t’ want to ****ing be there, she doesn’t want to ****ing be there. Because neither of you want to be there, the entire ****ing facade is fake. So you sit there and you are faking being happy and you are having this fake conversation and you are trying to pretend like you come to places like this all the time and it’s all bull ****.
I mean, starbucks is worse than being AFC. Taking a broad to starbucks is telegraphing “hey I want to **** you but I’m too afraid to make a hard move so I’m going to take you here and pretend I give a **** about you and what the **** you have to say and how your day was”. I mean do you know how many times the avg HB8 has been to starbucks she probably knows the menu like the back of her hand and the only time she goes is when her mom is paying for it or when some dude like you wants to try to impress her and takes her there she knows what the **** you want only you won’t say it so she will milk you dry but won’t give you any play.
2. A guy in starbucks is worse than a regular AFC male on the street. Because everything about Starbucks screams hey I’m a hipster metro-sexual (at best). The gay ****ing music, the gay dude behind the counter, the gay ass ****ing menu of food they have that is not editable. In other words you aren’t even letting her reject YOU, she doesn’t get to meet YOU and your quirks and your likes and dislikes she’s rejecting the tired ass move you made. I mean have you ever just sat around and looked at the normal men in starbucks who aren’t working? There is nothing masculine or sexual about any of them.
3. But you think hey I’m smarter than that. I’m at starbucks I’m just cursing the scene trying to get numbers. Bro look.. girls in starbucks are worse than girls in the club. They have their ***** shield on def-con 4 and they aren’t drunk. They know what the **** you are doing there looking slick in the corner by yourself. They come to starbucks in their 200 dollar jeans and their skin tight shirts and their snow boots and make up done all sweet. They re clubbing without the alcohol bro. but unlike the club skanks who have low moral character these *****es think they are too good for you to mack them and give it up. They are usually stuck up ****s who think their **** doesn’t stink. So you talk to these girls and think that all girls in general are ****s based off starbucks girls.
Starbucks has single handily set men back a good bit. In the last 2 weeks I’ve probably seen what … maybe 5-6 what look like dates and besides a couple who were well over 40 all over each other I didn’t see one that looked like the girl was remotely close to enjoying herself.
Do yourself a favor and leave starbucks alone. Find some **** more interesting. In all my single years I went on close to 100 first dates probably and out of all of them only one of them was a positive starbucks experience and she approached me. And it technically was Barnes and noble not starbucks
PS edit- if you want that type of girl and I’ve said this before and no one listens, take your ass down to the local library. It’s an untapped goldmine. Libraries do more than just rent out books bro. they are culture centers now. You go and you can find out about all the free jazz concerts, the free poetry readings all that good artsy ****
Starbucks is ****blockin you bro lol. And it’s ****ed up because they have made their niche kinda as the hook up spot for couples on dates and ****. Then you have guys cruising starbucks for the sole reason of trying to run game or spot girls. It isn’t happening.
See, because I am happily married and because I’m seriously trying to work, I am able to look at **** now from a 100% unbiased standpoint. And I’ve come to the following conclusions
1. No one ****ing comes to Starbucks and sits down under normal circumstances. This is the main reason why taking a woman out to “coffee” is about is futile an exercise as trying to get the ching chong potato meme dude to play Schindler’s list on the piano. Because neither of you are in your element. You don’t’ want to ****ing be there, she doesn’t want to ****ing be there. Because neither of you want to be there, the entire ****ing facade is fake. So you sit there and you are faking being happy and you are having this fake conversation and you are trying to pretend like you come to places like this all the time and it’s all bull ****.
I mean, starbucks is worse than being AFC. Taking a broad to starbucks is telegraphing “hey I want to **** you but I’m too afraid to make a hard move so I’m going to take you here and pretend I give a **** about you and what the **** you have to say and how your day was”. I mean do you know how many times the avg HB8 has been to starbucks she probably knows the menu like the back of her hand and the only time she goes is when her mom is paying for it or when some dude like you wants to try to impress her and takes her there she knows what the **** you want only you won’t say it so she will milk you dry but won’t give you any play.
2. A guy in starbucks is worse than a regular AFC male on the street. Because everything about Starbucks screams hey I’m a hipster metro-sexual (at best). The gay ****ing music, the gay dude behind the counter, the gay ass ****ing menu of food they have that is not editable. In other words you aren’t even letting her reject YOU, she doesn’t get to meet YOU and your quirks and your likes and dislikes she’s rejecting the tired ass move you made. I mean have you ever just sat around and looked at the normal men in starbucks who aren’t working? There is nothing masculine or sexual about any of them.
3. But you think hey I’m smarter than that. I’m at starbucks I’m just cursing the scene trying to get numbers. Bro look.. girls in starbucks are worse than girls in the club. They have their ***** shield on def-con 4 and they aren’t drunk. They know what the **** you are doing there looking slick in the corner by yourself. They come to starbucks in their 200 dollar jeans and their skin tight shirts and their snow boots and make up done all sweet. They re clubbing without the alcohol bro. but unlike the club skanks who have low moral character these *****es think they are too good for you to mack them and give it up. They are usually stuck up ****s who think their **** doesn’t stink. So you talk to these girls and think that all girls in general are ****s based off starbucks girls.
Starbucks has single handily set men back a good bit. In the last 2 weeks I’ve probably seen what … maybe 5-6 what look like dates and besides a couple who were well over 40 all over each other I didn’t see one that looked like the girl was remotely close to enjoying herself.
Do yourself a favor and leave starbucks alone. Find some **** more interesting. In all my single years I went on close to 100 first dates probably and out of all of them only one of them was a positive starbucks experience and she approached me. And it technically was Barnes and noble not starbucks
PS edit- if you want that type of girl and I’ve said this before and no one listens, take your ass down to the local library. It’s an untapped goldmine. Libraries do more than just rent out books bro. they are culture centers now. You go and you can find out about all the free jazz concerts, the free poetry readings all that good artsy ****
