Okay dons, you are in a club, a hot chick accidentally stands on your foot & immediately apologises. Now this happens alot to me and it seems like a good time to bust on a chick a little! Anyone got any good ****y funny lines they would use in this situation?
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Off top of my head...
Do always stand on the balls\c0ck of every stranger ya meet.
Hey!!! these shoes are real Italian leather.Do you know how many Italians I had to skin to make these.
but I tend to go a little more low key and jus say...
Hey, there's such a thing as personal space ya know.
This seems to confuse them cos they wonder why you don't want them in your personal space.
Do always stand on the balls\c0ck of every stranger ya meet.
Hey!!! these shoes are real Italian leather.Do you know how many Italians I had to skin to make these.
but I tend to go a little more low key and jus say...
Hey, there's such a thing as personal space ya know.
This seems to confuse them cos they wonder why you don't want them in your personal space.
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Assume it's intentional, which it probably was. Recently a girl literally bumped into me, stepped onto my foot and then held onto me after. I said "whoa, whoa, how obvious are you?!"and took from there.