Here we go again!
Her....I don't think you love me.
Hamster....Please feed my emotions.
Her....Ever had anal sex?
Hamster....I hope you put it in my butt next time we get down.
Her....Look at how tight her jeans are! She's a slvt!
Hamster....Wish my a$$ looked that hot.
Her....Do you care if I go out with the girls Sat night?
Hamster....Chippendales are in town. Yum!
Her....That's my roomates dildo, not mine.
Hamster....Time share. I get to use it evey other day.
Her....My dad left us when I was 4 and my mom has been married 3 times.
Hamster....My therapy appointment is at 2:PM today so I'll be home a bit late.
Her....I have never sent naked pics to a guy on my phone! Only a slvt would do that!
Hamster....I'd better delete my outbox before I get busted.
Have at it fellas.