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Here we go again.

I only slept with a few guys before you = I only slept with a few dozen guys before you.
I never put out on the first date = I usually give it up on the first date.
I never give BJ's unless I'm in love = I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
You decide = I'm indecisive and really don't know WTF I want.
We need to talk = I'm gonna dump you.
I hated my father = I'm easy and like men who abuse me.
I'm pregnant = Oh goodie! More child support!
I don't wanna use a condom = I'm irresponsible and don't care if I get pregnant.
Do you think these panties are sexy? = All the other guys did.
Those pornos and that vibrator belong to my room mate = I hope he doesn't look in the box in my closet!

Strictly for entertainment purposes.
 
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Mike32ct

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"I don't feel any chemistry between us." = You're not attractive and you don't make my 'gina tingle.

"Just tell me truth about what you did with that other woman, and we can put it behind us." = As soon as I get the truth out of you, I will dump/divorce your sorry cheating a$s.

"I like a guy with confidence.". = I like a HOT guy who is aggressive enough to make a move on me. Less attractive guys that are confident enough to approach and make a move are called creepers.
 
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"I prefer a man that likes to be active but also has a 'bigboned' body type": i like big penis
 
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In any LTR, when a woman begins a sentence with the word "we," she means "you."

For example, a woman who has never touched a lawn mower will say to you, "we really need to mow the yard." Translated, this means, "YOU...mow the yard."
 
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oneboy21

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I like a guy with good sense of humor: i am really boring and need some one to crack me up all the time.
 
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Mike32ct

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"He's hot." = He's hot.

"You're hot/cute." = You're hot/cute.

"You're tall." = See "You're hot/cute" listed above.

"I want you inside me." = I want you inside me.

"I want to break up." = I want to break up.

Sometimes women don't speak in code lol.
 
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pdx1138

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FBUDDY speak:

"can't tonight, I have to be good" = not giving it today

"lets take a nap" = lay down for 15min then get to it
 
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"I think of you as a brother." = "I'd consider sex with you to be incest."
 
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xdreamz

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man these interpretations be taking a lotta effort.

i thought "i'm pregnant" means "i want to continue the relationship and i'm afraid ur gona dump me"
 
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Yea sure = No
 
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PokerStar

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i have nothing to wear = lets go shopping
 
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Gangster Of Love

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You are too nice = you lack masculinity.

You remind me of my brother = I am repulsed at the thought of dating you.

There was no chemistry = You are not hot.


Online dating:

I have meat on my bones = I am fat.

I am not the barbie type = I am fat.

I am confortable with my body = I am fat.

I have curves = I am fat.

If you are looking for an anorexic chick, move on, I am not for you = I am fat.
 
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