my girlfriend likes her ex's big veiny johnson more than my mediocre one... seriously

P_Dawg_Jalapeno

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seriously... we were having a discussion about sex and stuff when she admitted "well i dont really like giving you head blah blah blah" and im like "youre just not that into it huh" and she says "well... thats not exactly what i said..." and i then realized she said the word "you."

i then said "okay, what do you mean you don't like giving me head? you mean me specifically?" and she's like "well... i don't know how to explain it" and im like "oh come on!? now that the cat's out of the bad you need to let me have it"

so she basically goes from there into great detail about the size, look, shape of her ex boyfriends johnson. shes like "it had a very veiny, masculine, and powerful look to it that made me want to be dominated. i love you but the look of your penis doesn't do it for me quite like that, and youre not that dominating in nature" how honest... long story short this guy was hung like a donkey, shot a load like a firehose, and was an ex con

i was already angry so i pressed real real hard and picked her brain she then goes onto tell me that she would text him (when they were together) and playfully beg him to come over just so she could suck him off and swallow his load. yes, she said this. she wont even let me cvm in her mouth (she's tried but she always gags). but apparently this is the ONLY guy she'd ever do this to

im kinda aroused and kinda disturbed and kinda angry...
 

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Haha.

Sh*t man....she tried not to tell you.
 

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I honestly feel sorry for this woman.

I looked at all of your past threads and it's chock FULL of warning signs that you should have ended that relationship eons ago, but you decided to stick it out and look what happened.

She steals your weed, she wears her ex's clothes in front of you, she went to her ex's grandmother's funeral, and probably countless other things you haven't cared to admit or post here.

You know what, forget that, I don't feel sorry for either of you, but I can understand where she's coming from. Her current boyfriend isn't a man and she knows that, and that's why she keeps stepping on you and disrespecting you. She loves to compare you with her ex, because she knows that in her eyes, that's a real man. The fact that you tolerate any of this is beyond me.

If you're angry, then be mad at yourself for allowing this relationship evolve like this over the course of the past few months. You lost your testicles MONTHS ago.
 

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The problem now is that even if you try to assert yourself more to get what you want from her, it may not work (now that she's spelled it all out). Basically she called you a sissy with an unassuming penis. Either get what you want out of the relationship or get out.
 

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I foresee a great future for her in porn...
 

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You need a new girlfriend. Then a penis enlargement. Then an attitude adjustment so that no woman ever talks like this to you again, or she gets slapped right across her face, that would show her who's dominating "in nature".
 

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Damn, she is totally violating you. I'm not sure what type of relationship you guys have, but it looks like she's the dominate one and you're the one to take the shots and not her. Like, you wouldn't tell her that her pvssy is looser than your last ex, but she would tell you about her ex's tallywhacker. This is Operation-instant-dump talk or at the very least, put a "Im about to go fvck a load full of girls" mindset into her.

I hate that feeling, girls rarely bring up the dyck card and think nothing fo it, but for some reason, this woman is bringing it up and adding more insult to injury. Not only that, but this is on her chest and whilst you've been fvcking her, shes probably been thinking of her ex and getting off about him, WOMEN ARE DEVIOUS LIKE THAT. The rabbit hole goes really deep, some women make you think you're fvcking them and fake orgasms, what makes you think she isn't thinking about him when you're fvcking her. I bet you have doggystyle more than missionary? Does she close her eyes when you fvck her? You make me sick P. You don't deserve a username on here. You prune of a man.

She kinda reminds me of a crazy gangster chick with messed up thoughts. You'r weak, your a chump and a punk. Kill yourself. How can you let her say this infront of you? Thats like those porno's of the guys watching their wife's get fvcked by big dongs. You're pathetic man. Terrible.

I hope you come back here, saying you fvcked her mom or sister or I'm personally going to de-rep you everytime you make a post. This is unacceptable, I'm actually ANGRY "for you". I'd be putting the "single-again" thought in her head after that. No violence, no arguements, just silence for 2 months. After the 2months, its ANAL and Creampie swallowing going down, then I'd dump her. You take a massive Loss on this one. She basically cheated on you with words and you say your kinda aroused that she swallows her ex and not you? Boooooooo.
 

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I looked back on this guy's posting history and it's all stuff about this one terrible girlfriend.

There's no fixing this situation. You both sound like terrible losers. You're a loser for putting up with her stuff. And she's a loser for dating ex cons, having internet sex chats, and stealing your weed.

I don't know what the story is, but it seems like you just come to this site for attention. You know damn well that no man here is going to tell you to stay with this girl. Either you're trolling for attention on an internet message board or you deserve the crappy relationship you force yourself to stay in.
 

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What a dumb b*tch. You're not supposed to talk about something like that.

"Hey babe, my ex had a much nicer vagina than you..." Sounds pretty bad doesn't it?

vatoloco said:
I foresee a great future for her in porn...
She might get bored of normal stuff and start with things like baseball bats and those tall beer cans.
 

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Call this broad as soon as you read this and tell her you do not tolerate her belittling your man hood, and your dumping her because the thought of her naked doesnt turn you on anymore. aka b!tch slap her and tell her "youve just been dumped"

served.
 

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go out tomorrow and buy the most expensive engagement ring you can afford and marry thick chick!!!
 

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I honestly can't tell if this guy is a troll or not. He always makes these crazy threads and then dissapears until the next crazy thread about the same girl.

With that said, your girlfriend is a B!TCH... and my gut would be screaming at me if this was my girl. And she's a single mom to boot?


You are a fool if you don't dump her ASAP.
 

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I think this guy must be a troll. As Bluntmaster says, he posts and runs.

Just in case he's not...

You are going out with a piece of sh!t. Respect yourself and leave her.
 

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Get her drunk and do azz to mouth with her. If ur c0ck comes out brown-colored, brush her teeth with it. Or smear it all over her face, also your load. Make pictures of her and kick her out of the house. Next day you post the pictures on myspace and whatever.

And end the "relationship" ofcourse..
 
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