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Old 01-21-2009, 07:15 PM   #1
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What would be a good witty comeback to these comments?

My older brother has been hit pretty hard with these over the last 2 months and I kinda want to help him...Any suggestions on what he can say without standing there like a goon?
"I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
"I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
"Let's just be friends."
"I will never see you as more than a brother."

Much help is needed!
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Old 01-21-2009, 08:36 PM   #2
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My older brother has been hit pretty hard with these over the last 2 months and I kinda want to help him...Any suggestions on what he can say without standing there like a goon?
"I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
"I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
"Let's just be friends."
"I will never see you as more than a brother."

Much help is needed!

A witty line isn't going to help you.

If your brother is getting these constantly, then it's something he is doing in his interactions with women that has caused these responses.

Don't look for a quick-fix cocky line to stroke your ego, address the problem at the root.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:40 PM   #3
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My older brother has been hit pretty hard with these over the last 2 months and I kinda want to help him...Any suggestions on what he can say without standing there like a goon?
"I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
"I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
"Let's just be friends."
"I will never see you as more than a brother."

Much help is needed!


Your line should be... stop messing with those bytches that say that. If she says that, she doesn't want you. NEXT!
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:50 PM   #4
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"I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
(pause) Is that long enough?

"I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
I'm not ready for a relationship either... but if a girl can cook, that's just a bonus

"Let's just be friends."
What do you mean? Did you want to help me do my homework?

"I will never see you as more than a brother."
..and I'll never see you again (don't see her again)
OR
...how about a father? LOL (just for jokes)
OR
Fine. I'll settle for being a step-brother.

Give me more, this is fun lol
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:53 PM   #5
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WOW. BIATCH SLAPPED EACH AND EVERY TIME. I know what to do, wear a face guard. Or a football, helmet, yeah, that's even better wear a helmet.
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:57 PM   #6
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Give me more, this is fun lol
I'm doing something else later.

You are too short.

You are bald.

You are fat.

You are ugly.

YOU smell BAD!!

YOu sUcK!:rock on:
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:00 PM   #7
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send him a link to this site and the dj bible. these women are flat out rejecting him. And he should have enough self respect not to settle for those terms. Oh he can verbally agree, but physically and mentally move on while still being polite.

What he can do is start changing the way he interacts with NEW women. Forget about the old ones. If you didn't get what you want....by the time you hear those words of death you've made all the wrong moves and its game over.

Send him to the dj bible and read it all. Good Luck.
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:34 AM   #8
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I'm doing something else later.
Usually I like being called a person, as opposed to something else.

You are too short.
That means I'm fast

You are bald.
Only where it matters (wink) lmao

You are fat.
Your thighs beg to differ

You are ugly.
My mirror said i was fine last time i checked. Yours is cracked biznatch

YOU smell BAD!!
It's european smell.. LOL

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Old 01-22-2009, 12:39 AM   #9
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"Let's just be friends."

Whoa, of course we're just friends. Slow down! I just met you sheesh!
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:40 AM   #10
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"I will never see you as more than a brother."

You have a brother that asked you out? Are you from Alabama?? (look extremely weirded out)
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:58 AM   #11
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My older brother has been hit pretty hard with these over the last 2 months and I kinda want to help him...Any suggestions on what he can say without standing there like a goon?
"I just got out of a relationship and need time alone."
"I'm not ready for a relationship like you are."
"Let's just be friends."
"I will never see you as more than a brother."

Much help is needed!

I'm the master of wit.

Her: I just got out of a relationship and need time alone.
Him: Time alone is good. But let me know when you are feeling lonely.

Her: I'm not ready for a relationship like you are.
Him: Spend some more time with me and I'll get you prepared.

Her: Let's just be friends.
Him: Good idea, I hear that friends make the best lovers.

Her: I will never see you as more than a brother.
Him: Whose brother?
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Old 01-22-2009, 03:13 AM   #12
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I'm doing something else later.

You are too short.

You are bald.

You are fat.

You are ugly.

YOU smell BAD!!

YOu sUcK!:rock on:


Her: You are too short.
Me: But not where it counts.

Her: You are bald.
Me: I am in certain parts of my body. What about you?

Her: You are fat.
Me: Only where it counts.

Her: You are ugly.
Me: And you didn't think we had anything in common.

Her: You smell bad.
Me: Well, maybe your BO will rub off on me.

Her: You suck!
Me: Is that an order?
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Old 01-22-2009, 04:20 AM   #13
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You have a brother that asked you out? Are you from Alabama?? (look extremely weirded out)


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Old 01-22-2009, 04:10 PM   #14
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I'm doing something else later.
Usually I like being called a person, as opposed to something else.

You are too short.
That means I'm fast

You are bald.
Only where it matters (wink) lmao

You are fat.
Your thighs beg to differ

You are ugly.
My mirror said i was fine last time i checked. Yours is cracked biznatch

YOU smell BAD!!
It's european smell.. LOL

MORE YHEAHHHHH HHAAH


Noobie! You are the man! Here's more...These are a little tougher though haha.

I have a boyfriend
I'm gay
You're not my type
F**k you!
I'm a virgin
I'm not just some slut that's going to take her pants off for you (had that said to me before)

Have fun brother
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:36 PM   #15
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Noobie! You are the man! Here's more...These are a little tougher though haha.

I have a boyfriend
I'm gay
You're not my type
F**k you!
I'm a virgin
I'm not just some slut that's going to take her pants off for you (had that said to me before)

Have fun brother

Her: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Thanks but I prefer women.

Her: I'm gay.
Me: I have a feminine side.

Her: You're not my type.
Me: So you prefer the wrong guy?

Her: F**k you!
Me: Talk is cheap.

Her: I'm a virgin.
Me: There's a first time for everything.

Her: I'm not just some slut that's going to take her pants off for you.
Me: If I'm willing to change, then why can't you?
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:41 PM   #16
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seriously..you guys who have witty comebacks for that crap must be lame. Figure out the source of the problem and you won't need any witty comebacks. Witty comebacks are for chodes who got their feelings hurt because they ran weak ass game.
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:53 PM   #17
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seriously..you guys who have witty comebacks for that crap must be lame. Figure out the source of the problem and you won't need any witty comebacks. Witty comebacks are for chodes who got their feelings hurt because they ran weak ass game.

I was just joking around. I don't think that anyone should use a witty line for this type of situation unless he is going to do it in a joking way and then move on with his life. If nothing else, you at least come out looking like someone who can find the humor in a situation.
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Old 01-22-2009, 05:54 PM   #18
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seriously..you guys who have witty comebacks for that crap must be lame. Figure out the source of the problem and you won't need any witty comebacks. Witty comebacks are for chodes who got their feelings hurt because they ran weak ass game.

Highly disagree, I think their funny as hell!

Remember that no matter how good you get at dealing with the ladies, your always going to get rejected every now and then. Might as well have something witty to say back to them. I'd rather have something funny to say than just walk away all flustered. Also to help protect my ever so fragile ego.
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:17 PM   #19
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Highly disagree, I think their funny as hell!

Remember that no matter how good you get at dealing with the ladies, your always going to get rejected every now and then. Might as well have something witty to say back to them. I'd rather have something funny to say than just walk away all flustered. Also to help protect my ever so fragile ego.


I so love it when people disagree and then totally highlight my point. Joking around encourages the wrong behaviors. Have you guys ever trained a puppy? You don't joke around you get the job done. Too much joking is why women think most of you are jokes in the first place and why you ended up here.
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Old 01-22-2009, 06:29 PM   #20
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I so love it when people disagree and then totally highlight my point. Joking around encourages the wrong behaviors. Have you guys ever trained a puppy? You don't joke around you get the job done. Too much joking is why women think most of you are jokes in the first place and why you ended up here.

Yes I have... You rub it's face in the piss and then yell at it, maybe beat it a little. Until that little fvcker knows to go outside. I'm JOKING of course.

I just love to find humor in everything. Even in getting rejected. Lifes too short to take it too seriously.
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