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Nearly a year after a popular thread containing 21 points of advice to motivate you, I did say I’d return with a new list, folks! Here’s that thread I wrote last year, be sure to read it and add those 21 tips to this list.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137507
Let’s face it, the dating game is tough, even more so now that many viewers of “The Pick Up Artist” were men and women alike. Now that they know what we do, they have even more defenses and countermeasures. Also, it seems so much easier for a woman to get a man these days. They seem to have the upper hand by choosing us! But we’re not in the 80’s and 90’s anymore!
I now present 22 more points of advice since I‘m 22 years old!
1. The size of your belly, IQ, bank account, bald head, or some other sh*t shouldn’t be a hindrance to your game. Sure, some of these qualities put most women off, but your INSECURITY ABOUT THIS will put EVEN MORE women off and sometimes, ALL women off. Having a big d**k, real or pill-stimulated, can definitely work, just don’t brag that you’ve got one. Use what you got to get what you want.
2. Using romance scenes from movies CAN be romantic if done at the right time. By that I mean the actual huggin’ and kissin’! Recreate the scene with your own twist! Using the pick-up lines and that dinner-and-a-movie sh*t shown in movies won’t work to your favor.
3. When you compliment a woman, talk about her eyes, hair, or smile. This will create chemistry for you in the lovers category. Extra points for noticing her body, and even more for not checking it out like a pervert (viewing it as a piece of meat). Use subtle glances. You’re a pu**y if you compliment her purse or cell phone.
4. Tied into #3, a woman can put you into either one of two categories. Friend or lover. Never both. Keep this in mind. Google qualities of a lover and display them.
5. This one disturbs me. There are so many damn dating books, gurus, coaches, and guides on the net right now and they pretty much promise the same thing over and over (I’m serious, Google it. Yahoo it.) There’s no way to know what’s the best one to use. I don’t pwn any of these e-books, tapes, or whatever, and you don’t know what’s in the book until you buy and download the damn thing. Some guides being sold are from the 90’s as well as the 80’s!
***If any of you guys did buy one of these guides, what worked for you and what didn’t?
6. Anytime you come across a dating website where it looks too good to be true, it probably is a scam. Clues include only body shots, face blocked out, as well as the fact that when you look at the location of the so-called hot girls, it is ALWAYS where you are! Sign up for free and change your location to another state, you may also notice that the SAME damn profiles from before are now magically near you. Google the reviews for these types of sites. Let the buyer beware!
7. Tied into #6, Fling.com, Hornymatches.com, Singlesnet, Webdate, XXXBlackbook.com, Sexsearchcom.com, and Adult FriendFinder are all SCAM WEBSITES! Do not use them to meet women, since they will send you messages to dupe you into joining by paying with your credit card if you signed up for free. Once you pay, the messages stop and any girl who responds to you will try to have you go to their “other site” to get their contact info. That “other site” is some other pay-for-porn website. Think about it, Why would a bunch of drop-dead gorgeous women need to use the internet to get laid while they could have some real life sex anytime they wanted by just saying the magic word? Craigslist usually has these kinds of scammers too, and it may lead you to an undercover cop, an overrated escort, or a pimp ready to rob you. Tread carefully!
8. The internet should not be used as a main means to meet women, especially if your real life game sucks. In real life, the women can’t hide behind a screen and keyboard. They can also still talk to you if the power goes out and there are no 404 errors in real life. You don’t even have to worry about proper spelling. I bet this is really helping Dan Quayle!
9. When a woman cries to you, just listen AND ONLY THAT. She’ll wear herself out provided you don’t cave in to her demands. Caving in to her demands will win you the grand prize of a one-way trip to Friendzone, Georgia.
10. Tied into #3, You can use one-liners (not pick-up lines) in social settings, mostly in the daytime. Make sure that they’re funny. Extra points if it compliments the girl. “Your smile is so beautiful, it lights up this whole room!” or “Your teeth look whiter than a Thursday night on NBC!” are both good examples. Just remember, the passion, punch, mystery, and chemistry all get weaker the more these types of lines are used on the same girl. Overuse=predictability=less challenging man=Desperate AFC. You can say to the girl that you heard a funny pick-up line, then say it. One one-liner or joke is enough motherf**ker! Keep coming up with original lines, and naturally, you’ll never run out. Don’t forget to get the number.
11. Asking women for advice on the subject of getting women is synonymous with shooting yourself in the foot. They will give you nice guy advice as well as instantly be turned off. Women will tell you what they THINK they want. Don’t be stupid by catering to her logic!
12. If you’re relying on luck to meet a great woman, you’d be better off playing the Powerball or Mega Millions lottery, as the results are much better (obviously.) In most cases, a fat and/or ugly woman will go after you, and I assume you don’t want that. The odds are stacked against you here.
13. It’s best to get the girl’s parents to set up a date between you and her, provided the girl’s parents like you. In some cases, the girl’s momma might start liking you. If she’s a MILF, then go for it! If you can’t get grape juice, go for the fine wine!
14. 99 times out of 100 a drop-dead gorgeous girl/ model will have a boyfriend in one way or another. In the instance that she doesn’t, for god’s sake DON’T MAKE MOVES LIKE SHE IS YOUR DREAM GIRL, AS SHE’LL GET SCARED OFF BY YOUR DESPERATION. You must prove that you’re the better man! It won’t always work, but women do talk, so you may end up with her friend.
15. If you go clubbing, a wingman can really help, but make sure he has DJ qualities. If he’s as or more clueless than you, it’s disaster. You’ll get a bad rep off of him. The point is, don’t bring a wingman who will clip you out of the sky. You may be better off going alone in that case. That isn’t exactly great either. Try bringing a wingwoman. It’ll be a WHOLE lot easier since SHE can do the hard stuff for you.
16. If you’re being a woman’s therapist, stop that right now! Don’t you EVER do it again!
17. If fat and/ or ugly women keep going after you, just remember that THEY HAVE to approach you since they have nothing going on for them physically. Otherwise, you’d better start getting more physically attractive and more richer, since most of these fat/ ugly women have low self esteem and they’ll be afraid YOU’LL reject THEM. Not only that, but you will also notice more attractive women noticing you.
18. In the words of Tupac Shakur: KEEP YA HEAD UP. Stop looking down, you’re showing insecurity.
19. You can lie to chicks, but use little white lies, make it obvious that you are (can make the girl laugh) and don’t overdo it. Women can smell when you’re frontin’ from a mile away cuz it reeks of desperation. Otherwise, keep her guessing and on her toes. Don’t let her figure you out too early, or you will be another boring, predictable AFC taking that midnight train to Friendzone.
20. When starting a conversation, talking about the weather and asking questions like you’re giving a girl a job interview is a BIG NO-NO! On that same token, don’t try to find common ground with a dime piece in a club or bar from the get-go. You gotta make her want what she can’t have! This goes hand in hand with being a challenge! It can also prevent flaking in the future.
21. A pimped out ride or car with a 6-figure price tag can be a help, don’t get me wrong, but when you go clubbing, to parties, and to bars, you can’t bring the damn thing in there! Even in daytime settings, you can’t bring your mom’s Mercedes in the gym! If you can’t run game to the chicks you fancy (And I’d love to hit Fancy from the Jamie Foxx show like a home run in the ninth inning!), you are doing nothing more than flaunting money. Usually, you end up with a gold-digger, and you get your feelings hurt. Get the girl interested in YOU for YOU, not your car or your wealth.
22. Last but not least, women are just like Pokemon, guys who have balls can catch them, even the best ones! Yes, you do have to battle, but in the process, if she doesn’t run, wear her hit points down by using DJ techniques that work for you (Same type attack bonus), then try to catch her! The more you do try, the better you’ll become! If you don’t fall, how the f**k you’re gonna know what getting up is like?
All in all, the dating game ain’t fair at all, so play hardball. Quitters never win and winners never quit!
I should return with 23 extra points when I turn 23! Best of luck to you guys!
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137507
Let’s face it, the dating game is tough, even more so now that many viewers of “The Pick Up Artist” were men and women alike. Now that they know what we do, they have even more defenses and countermeasures. Also, it seems so much easier for a woman to get a man these days. They seem to have the upper hand by choosing us! But we’re not in the 80’s and 90’s anymore!
I now present 22 more points of advice since I‘m 22 years old!
1. The size of your belly, IQ, bank account, bald head, or some other sh*t shouldn’t be a hindrance to your game. Sure, some of these qualities put most women off, but your INSECURITY ABOUT THIS will put EVEN MORE women off and sometimes, ALL women off. Having a big d**k, real or pill-stimulated, can definitely work, just don’t brag that you’ve got one. Use what you got to get what you want.
2. Using romance scenes from movies CAN be romantic if done at the right time. By that I mean the actual huggin’ and kissin’! Recreate the scene with your own twist! Using the pick-up lines and that dinner-and-a-movie sh*t shown in movies won’t work to your favor.
3. When you compliment a woman, talk about her eyes, hair, or smile. This will create chemistry for you in the lovers category. Extra points for noticing her body, and even more for not checking it out like a pervert (viewing it as a piece of meat). Use subtle glances. You’re a pu**y if you compliment her purse or cell phone.
4. Tied into #3, a woman can put you into either one of two categories. Friend or lover. Never both. Keep this in mind. Google qualities of a lover and display them.
5. This one disturbs me. There are so many damn dating books, gurus, coaches, and guides on the net right now and they pretty much promise the same thing over and over (I’m serious, Google it. Yahoo it.) There’s no way to know what’s the best one to use. I don’t pwn any of these e-books, tapes, or whatever, and you don’t know what’s in the book until you buy and download the damn thing. Some guides being sold are from the 90’s as well as the 80’s!
***If any of you guys did buy one of these guides, what worked for you and what didn’t?
6. Anytime you come across a dating website where it looks too good to be true, it probably is a scam. Clues include only body shots, face blocked out, as well as the fact that when you look at the location of the so-called hot girls, it is ALWAYS where you are! Sign up for free and change your location to another state, you may also notice that the SAME damn profiles from before are now magically near you. Google the reviews for these types of sites. Let the buyer beware!
7. Tied into #6, Fling.com, Hornymatches.com, Singlesnet, Webdate, XXXBlackbook.com, Sexsearchcom.com, and Adult FriendFinder are all SCAM WEBSITES! Do not use them to meet women, since they will send you messages to dupe you into joining by paying with your credit card if you signed up for free. Once you pay, the messages stop and any girl who responds to you will try to have you go to their “other site” to get their contact info. That “other site” is some other pay-for-porn website. Think about it, Why would a bunch of drop-dead gorgeous women need to use the internet to get laid while they could have some real life sex anytime they wanted by just saying the magic word? Craigslist usually has these kinds of scammers too, and it may lead you to an undercover cop, an overrated escort, or a pimp ready to rob you. Tread carefully!
8. The internet should not be used as a main means to meet women, especially if your real life game sucks. In real life, the women can’t hide behind a screen and keyboard. They can also still talk to you if the power goes out and there are no 404 errors in real life. You don’t even have to worry about proper spelling. I bet this is really helping Dan Quayle!
9. When a woman cries to you, just listen AND ONLY THAT. She’ll wear herself out provided you don’t cave in to her demands. Caving in to her demands will win you the grand prize of a one-way trip to Friendzone, Georgia.
10. Tied into #3, You can use one-liners (not pick-up lines) in social settings, mostly in the daytime. Make sure that they’re funny. Extra points if it compliments the girl. “Your smile is so beautiful, it lights up this whole room!” or “Your teeth look whiter than a Thursday night on NBC!” are both good examples. Just remember, the passion, punch, mystery, and chemistry all get weaker the more these types of lines are used on the same girl. Overuse=predictability=less challenging man=Desperate AFC. You can say to the girl that you heard a funny pick-up line, then say it. One one-liner or joke is enough motherf**ker! Keep coming up with original lines, and naturally, you’ll never run out. Don’t forget to get the number.
11. Asking women for advice on the subject of getting women is synonymous with shooting yourself in the foot. They will give you nice guy advice as well as instantly be turned off. Women will tell you what they THINK they want. Don’t be stupid by catering to her logic!
12. If you’re relying on luck to meet a great woman, you’d be better off playing the Powerball or Mega Millions lottery, as the results are much better (obviously.) In most cases, a fat and/or ugly woman will go after you, and I assume you don’t want that. The odds are stacked against you here.
13. It’s best to get the girl’s parents to set up a date between you and her, provided the girl’s parents like you. In some cases, the girl’s momma might start liking you. If she’s a MILF, then go for it! If you can’t get grape juice, go for the fine wine!
14. 99 times out of 100 a drop-dead gorgeous girl/ model will have a boyfriend in one way or another. In the instance that she doesn’t, for god’s sake DON’T MAKE MOVES LIKE SHE IS YOUR DREAM GIRL, AS SHE’LL GET SCARED OFF BY YOUR DESPERATION. You must prove that you’re the better man! It won’t always work, but women do talk, so you may end up with her friend.
15. If you go clubbing, a wingman can really help, but make sure he has DJ qualities. If he’s as or more clueless than you, it’s disaster. You’ll get a bad rep off of him. The point is, don’t bring a wingman who will clip you out of the sky. You may be better off going alone in that case. That isn’t exactly great either. Try bringing a wingwoman. It’ll be a WHOLE lot easier since SHE can do the hard stuff for you.
16. If you’re being a woman’s therapist, stop that right now! Don’t you EVER do it again!
17. If fat and/ or ugly women keep going after you, just remember that THEY HAVE to approach you since they have nothing going on for them physically. Otherwise, you’d better start getting more physically attractive and more richer, since most of these fat/ ugly women have low self esteem and they’ll be afraid YOU’LL reject THEM. Not only that, but you will also notice more attractive women noticing you.
18. In the words of Tupac Shakur: KEEP YA HEAD UP. Stop looking down, you’re showing insecurity.
19. You can lie to chicks, but use little white lies, make it obvious that you are (can make the girl laugh) and don’t overdo it. Women can smell when you’re frontin’ from a mile away cuz it reeks of desperation. Otherwise, keep her guessing and on her toes. Don’t let her figure you out too early, or you will be another boring, predictable AFC taking that midnight train to Friendzone.
20. When starting a conversation, talking about the weather and asking questions like you’re giving a girl a job interview is a BIG NO-NO! On that same token, don’t try to find common ground with a dime piece in a club or bar from the get-go. You gotta make her want what she can’t have! This goes hand in hand with being a challenge! It can also prevent flaking in the future.
21. A pimped out ride or car with a 6-figure price tag can be a help, don’t get me wrong, but when you go clubbing, to parties, and to bars, you can’t bring the damn thing in there! Even in daytime settings, you can’t bring your mom’s Mercedes in the gym! If you can’t run game to the chicks you fancy (And I’d love to hit Fancy from the Jamie Foxx show like a home run in the ninth inning!), you are doing nothing more than flaunting money. Usually, you end up with a gold-digger, and you get your feelings hurt. Get the girl interested in YOU for YOU, not your car or your wealth.
22. Last but not least, women are just like Pokemon, guys who have balls can catch them, even the best ones! Yes, you do have to battle, but in the process, if she doesn’t run, wear her hit points down by using DJ techniques that work for you (Same type attack bonus), then try to catch her! The more you do try, the better you’ll become! If you don’t fall, how the f**k you’re gonna know what getting up is like?
All in all, the dating game ain’t fair at all, so play hardball. Quitters never win and winners never quit!
I should return with 23 extra points when I turn 23! Best of luck to you guys!
