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Old 01-11-2009, 03:43 AM   #1
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I need examples of teasing women

Well , I am just not a natural at teasing women. So how should I start? I read through some threads here that being sarcastically funny to them also helps. Hope you guys can post as many examples here as much as you can as I want to have a greater insight as I have completely no knowledge in this part of the seduction game. I am sorry if I asked a lot , but that's what this forums for right?
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Old 01-11-2009, 05:36 AM   #2
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What you NEED more than anything is to CALM DOWN. NOW!

THEN you need to choose some of the advice you got here, ACT on it, and if you want, REPORT here.

Instead of asking all these questions and not seeming to deeply absorb any answers take your time and read the DJ bible, in which probably all of your questions are addressed by selected posts.

And I strongly recommend the DJ Boot Camp. Going through this could also be a great opportunity to post your progress, stepping stones, problem, questions and all that funny **** that's gonna happen in your life.
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Old 01-11-2009, 06:19 AM   #3
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you should become more comfortable with yourself first... improve yourself overall!

If you learn certain pick-up lines/skills etc, it won't get you far later on


you have to become a natural...
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Old 01-11-2009, 09:53 AM   #4
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Do you have guy friends that you make fun of and joke around with? Most guys do this naturally as a way of bonding. It's basically the same thing with girls except you might want to tone down the graphic, vulgar and obscene stuff that guys often like to talk about.
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:58 AM   #5
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While I firmly stand behind all the people above me that have said you need to chill out and have fun, here's a small bit to help get you started.

Teasing girls is is basically an insult with a smile. If a female friend did something stupid and you said, "Wow, that was brilliant" with a serious face and dull tone, she would get insulted. If you said it, however, with a smile and a bit of a laugh, she would laugh too. Basically just think of what NOT to say to be polite, and say it with a chuckle and smile.

DON'T TAKE THE LAST STATEMENT TOO LITERALLY, OF COURSE. There are limits to what a smile can help. You are aiming to be funny, afterall. Not an @sshole.
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:21 PM   #6
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here's a good one:

you: "hey baby... i like your shirt.
her: "aw shucks"
you: "ya, i had the same one until my dad got a job!"

i anal-creampie-closed a chick in 1 night cuz of that line
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Old 01-11-2009, 12:28 PM   #7
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Here's another one that I've pulled off:

Her: "Why don't guys want to marry me?"
You: "Well, you'd better learn how to cook first." (she had mentioned before that she can't cook)

That got her laughing her **** off and invited me to her place.
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Old 01-11-2009, 02:15 PM   #8
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Her: "Why don't guys want to marry me?"
You: "Its called Stair master"
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Old 01-11-2009, 02:25 PM   #9
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First off everything these guys are saying aren't going to help you because you will just say it and won't come off as funny. What you say doesn't matter as long as you have the confidence to back up your words.
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Old 01-11-2009, 03:05 PM   #10
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Get your hands on David D's "Cocky Comedy and other Conversations Skills." For some reason, it's always come naturally to me (I just never had the balls to say it until recently). It really fleshes out the balance between being funny and cocky. Too much of either is bad. You want a balance.
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Old 01-11-2009, 03:06 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by SuavePlaya
First off everything these guys are saying aren't going to help you because you will just say it and won't come off as funny. What you say doesn't matter as long as you have the confidence to back up your words.

Bingo. Whatever we give you won't work as well for you because it will come off rehearsed. Just analyze the situation and make fun of her based on whats going on. You have to have some wit, and if you don't start watching a lot of comic standups and stuff. This will give you a feel for what is funny and how being sarcastic in different scenarios can make people laugh.

If you want an example of things you can tease girls for, a lot of the time I will tease a girl for being short.
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Old 01-11-2009, 04:25 PM   #12
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tease or insult........that cocky/funny formulae is difficult to master and not all women will respond the way you expect them to.

When starting out.........REHERSED LINES IS THE WAY TO GO. People that spew just be natural is counter-productive generic advice.

Sure aspire to be a natural........but lets face it thats gonna take time. So fake it til you make it mentality is your primary agenda.

Observational truth may offend if directed at your target. Saying your fly is open is the truth, saying are you trying to invite me for sex by leaving your zipper undone is on the border of questionable teasing.

Saying wonder if its creamy inside.........may I......leans towards offensive.

Sarcasm gets old fast if thats all you got. Use it from time to time but dont rely on it all the time. Note: differnt women will respond differently to C & F.........one day I got slapped, the next I got kissed using the exact same line.

You gotta guage her tolerance level by spewing a few tame teases, Your goal for any technique is to fuel the attraction and get to the next level.

NEGS are used to cloud your true agenda as a potential seducer, C & F is used to DHV yourself by utilizing back handed compliments. It truly takes time to master them. Online is differnt than LIVE and negs and c & f should be adjusted for the forum.

the best way to sound natural is to personalize the negs/c & f.

Listing a bunch of examples ...thought U never asked..........

1) HER-what do you like to do for fun?
YOU-I like doing my own proctological exams, I get the latex glove, the lube, its great,saves me a lot of money. Been on tv twice…america’s most wanted and worlds scariest police chases.

2) HER-I get tired of the same old lame questions, be original.
YOU-So How often do you masturbate & when can I watch.

3) HER-what are you looking for in a woman?
YOU-a size 4 that loves porn (said to a chic that was a few EXTRA POUNDS).

4) HER-so what did you have in mind for our first date?
YOU-I was thinking we could skip dinner and just head over to the motel 6

5) HER-do you have any hobbies?
YOU-porno’s binge drinking, masturbation, and collecting roadkill?

6) nice shoes ---walmart or walgreens

7) NICE NOSE-who picked it for you

8) OH YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT (said to a chic that kissed me)

9) IS THAT YOUR DATE SHIRT-(women with huge boobs & a tight shirt)

10) YOUR PERFUME---white diamonds.....wow my grandmother showers in that too.

11) DO U EVEN KNOW HOW TO KISS...........actions speak volumes sister

12) YOU ARE KINDA CUTE.....
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:37 AM   #13
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Originally Posted by MoveYourAss...
What you NEED more than anything is to CALM DOWN. NOW!

THEN you need to choose some of the advice you got here, ACT on it, and if you want, REPORT here.

Instead of asking all these questions and not seeming to deeply absorb any answers take your time and read the DJ bible, in which probably all of your questions are addressed by selected posts.

And I strongly recommend the DJ Boot Camp. Going through this could also be a great opportunity to post your progress, stepping stones, problem, questions and all that funny **** that's gonna happen in your life.


I live in Singapore and the DJ Boot Camp is in the US. I don't have money to travel. It is a pity that Singapore doesn't have any bootcamps for AFCS , so sad...
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:41 AM   #14
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Get your hands on David D's "Cocky Comedy and other Conversations Skills." For some reason, it's always come naturally to me (I just never had the balls to say it until recently). It really fleshes out the balance between being funny and cocky. Too much of either is bad. You want a balance.

You have the link for that ? I live in Singapore and I find it expensive , I am a student and not working at the moment. Hope you can PM me the link. There are lots of e-books out there I would like to have as well, I just don't have the money to buy information.
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Old 01-15-2009, 05:35 AM   #15
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Have you read the DJ Bible?
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Old 01-15-2009, 08:26 AM   #16
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okay, here's an example of my C&F.

after some teasing.

Her: (sad face) you broke my heart.
Me: aww poor thing.
Her: ya, pick up the pieces.
Me: i'll give your heart a good rub.
Her: no, you will be taking advantage of me.
Me: i don't mind already, why should you mind.

of course, always make sure she knows you're kidding.
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