Originally Posted by thedeparted
Correction. You recently met an 8.5 who claims she is a virgin.
Bingo! And for that win, you can choose between door #1, 2, or 3.
The humorous part for me was, "I met a virgin at a college bar
". Hey, not saying a virgin's never been to a bar - I'm sure plenty of male virgins have - but I'd expect to meet more actual virgins at a local church.