I guess most of you have left a girl during the middle of the night or early morning. What is a good excuse for not wanting the spend the night with a one night stand?
I can start with telling my worst excuse. It rates pretty high on crappy excuses...

It was the second time I were at her place. The first time I was pretty drunk, so I thought it might be fun to se her again. Well, it was not. Anyway, we started f..king, and it was crap. It was really boring, and after a while I started fantasizing about jerking off. (This probably tells how boring it was)
Using a condom it was really easy to fake c*mming. Trying relly hard with finding an excuse, I ended up with this on:
"I'm really sorry, but this feels wrong. You see, I've had a really religious catholic upbringing and this is not right. I have to go home and think about it."

After a minute with jibberish, I pick up my clothes and leave.

Edit: Have to mention that I'm a total atheist, and had lot of laughs from this later on.

"i have to feed the dog" :crackup:

Yep, 2nd the dog excuse, put him out, let him in, whatever, can't argue with the dog

Why do you need to use an excuse? Just say "That was fun, I'll see ya later". Even if it wasn't and you don't.

muscleman said:

Why do you need to use an excuse? Just say "That was fun, I'll see ya later". Even if it wasn't and you don't.

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excuses are fun

I have a curfew. LMAO...I used it

bmxcetera said:

I have a curfew. LMAO...I used it

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aha nice one

I have some serious gas, gonna go home..

No need to excuse

I don't know what you think, but in my opinion,

Excuses are for wussies.

Just say: "I gotta go".

If you wanna see her again anytime soon, you can give her a passionate kiss and say "There are some things we could improve."

If you don't care about seeing her again just leave.

i get violent when i sleep and i walk around and **** i got a special bed at home with straps mayb ill show it to u one day anyways gotta go to it im tired

I used the christian upbringing one, cause it's actually true in my case... =)

Plan it better than that

I usually set 6 or 7 alarms on my phone for 5 minutes or so apart, then I act like I'm checking my voicemail and say "AH ****, somethings come up at work... I'm so sorry I feel like an ass"

And I bolt