MacAvoy
Banned
I made a cardinal AFC mistake. I fell for a stripper. Heres how it went down. Me & buddy were on a road trip, lost some serious coin gambling so we said F it, lets just go blow a bunch of money partying in Toronto.
On the way to Toronto, we stop at a college pub to look for our driver's g/f so he can get some money. It was like 1 oclock in the afternoon and the bar was packed, we were hung over so we force ourselves to have a drink. Well we developed a great rapport with the bar tender so we had a couple. I was like we better get out of here before we get stuck here and can't drive the rest of the way to Toronto.
We were planning on getting some escorts, buddy has never had one so I knew it was 50/50 if he was actually going to be able to go through with it. We go to the strip club, I see this girl I really think is hot. I decide to get a dance.
It was $20 for the house to get entry to upstairs (payable only once a night) and $20 a dance. On the way upstairs I ask her if she can do me a favour and give me 1 and a half for $20, she agrees. Well wasn't that the best lap dance I've ever had, full contact, I even got to feel her cooter. The whole time during the dance, I talk her up, tell her how she's the best stripper I've ever seen, how none of the girls these days have any style or charisma. She talks about how she's all natural.
I purposely only brought $60 with me to the bar so I don't overspend. I tell her Im coming back later. So we were going to go back to the room but I run into someone from back home on the street so we go to a different bar with them for about an hour. Then we invite them back to our room, get pretty drunk.
We go back, she comes over and we go upstairs, I give buddy $100 to put me on a limit. She's dancing away and we are talking, I can only vaguely remember what was said, but basically I was telling her that I wanted to get to know her. She was like you wouldn't quit drinking to be with me, I was like for you I would, so then we go on and she's talking about how she doesn't want a ONS but is looking for something long term.
After she gives me 6 dances, I ask for her number, she says no but I'll give you my email, so I program it into my phone. I get back to our hotel room and fire off a very short email.
I spent all day yesterday awaiting a response. I finally got one today, mailer daemon failure notice.
Lesson learnt.
On the way to Toronto, we stop at a college pub to look for our driver's g/f so he can get some money. It was like 1 oclock in the afternoon and the bar was packed, we were hung over so we force ourselves to have a drink. Well we developed a great rapport with the bar tender so we had a couple. I was like we better get out of here before we get stuck here and can't drive the rest of the way to Toronto.
We were planning on getting some escorts, buddy has never had one so I knew it was 50/50 if he was actually going to be able to go through with it. We go to the strip club, I see this girl I really think is hot. I decide to get a dance.
It was $20 for the house to get entry to upstairs (payable only once a night) and $20 a dance. On the way upstairs I ask her if she can do me a favour and give me 1 and a half for $20, she agrees. Well wasn't that the best lap dance I've ever had, full contact, I even got to feel her cooter. The whole time during the dance, I talk her up, tell her how she's the best stripper I've ever seen, how none of the girls these days have any style or charisma. She talks about how she's all natural.
I purposely only brought $60 with me to the bar so I don't overspend. I tell her Im coming back later. So we were going to go back to the room but I run into someone from back home on the street so we go to a different bar with them for about an hour. Then we invite them back to our room, get pretty drunk.
We go back, she comes over and we go upstairs, I give buddy $100 to put me on a limit. She's dancing away and we are talking, I can only vaguely remember what was said, but basically I was telling her that I wanted to get to know her. She was like you wouldn't quit drinking to be with me, I was like for you I would, so then we go on and she's talking about how she doesn't want a ONS but is looking for something long term.
After she gives me 6 dances, I ask for her number, she says no but I'll give you my email, so I program it into my phone. I get back to our hotel room and fire off a very short email.
I spent all day yesterday awaiting a response. I finally got one today, mailer daemon failure notice.
Lesson learnt.
