Dealing with nerds

djSlvt · Jun 7, 2007

How to deal with nerds?

I yet to have face those little bastards in real life. On forums other than here they come in abundant.

They usually attack your spelling, your age, or something else about you that's made up. One called me a virgin, to what I replied:

I'm a virgin, eh?

I'm flattered to know that one of you homos is stalking me and keeping tap on who I sleep with. Yet, we're not compatible. I'm a straight guy, who only speaks to real males, and beautiful females.

....and that means I'm addressing my self only in this thread.

The post was dealing with bicycle sit and impotence. I told them that impotence is caused by wuss bag beta males who go home and masturbate when they see a beautiful female. Real men are immune from this disorder.

Skel · Jun 7, 2007

I can see why they would attack your grammar or should I say use of the English language.

djSlvt · Jun 7, 2007

Nah, screw grammar. The spelling. Who cares about grammar. Like grammar and spelling matter.

blackbelt2k · Jun 7, 2007

you better be carefull...there are 3... i repeat 3 movies giving nerds ideas about revenge...lol

MT3 · Jun 7, 2007

Correcting grammer and spelling for any other reason apart from clarification, should be punishable by death.

Giovanni Casanova · Jun 7, 2007

MT3 said:
Correcting grammer and spelling for any other reason apart from clarification, should be punishable by death.

Um, it's "grammar".

:trouble:

You wanna go?

MT3 · Jun 7, 2007

Giovanni Casanova said:
Um, it's "grammar".

:trouble:

You wanna go?

Oh, you don't wanna go there. Coz where I take ya it's a world of pain.

DjSlvt, you mean nerds like this one?

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1171237

blackbelt2k · Jun 7, 2007

ohh, he got me!!!!! i told you man, free lesson on the house... we'll take it easy, some slow stretches, an english lesson or two here and there

djSlvt · Jun 7, 2007

I went to bike forums to ask sh1t. Found a guy who's asking how to convince his ex out of buying a bike, and then I find freaks trying to find explanation of why people talk about sex on forums, and then I found a thread about impotence and bike sit.... You know I couldn't resist.

Fluffy · Jun 8, 2007

djSlvt said:
The post was dealing with bicycle sit and impotence. I told them that impotence is caused by wuss bag beta males who go home and masturbate when they see a beautiful female. Real men are immune from this disorder.

Dont bike seats compress some nerve that can lead to erectile dysfuntion? You need to get yourself one of them seats with the hole in it.

Create Reality · Jun 8, 2007

:crackup: its true tho, no lap dances for your bike seat or tomorrow you might not get it up :trouble:

bigjohnson · Jun 8, 2007

Things like English vs english or simple typos are pretty easy to pass on, but when someone pops out with "mute point", "persay", "I could care less" and other idiocies it's hard to just walk on by.

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