Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
A couple of Days ago I reached the hale old age of seventy....Must say I don't feel it,and svex is one of the reasons why,it convinces the body that it is younger!
So elsewhere I mentioned my efforts at pulling Filipina chicky babes on a Phillipines internet dating site,letters were all similar to one below....I wrote to eight good looking chicks around 40 living in Manila...score so far...Six yes' one offer of mariage and one ambivalent...remarkable huh?
So as an academic exercise,I wrote to a beautiful if ditzy young thing of 22...rather short but with a figure to die for...like many of them she has Religious pretentions,a challenge you might think,so read on!
This is the letter I wrote...
Dear Sweet, Hi,I am Scaramouche I live across the Sea in Australia...very impressed with your profile,and your beautiful figure,is it all you?...truly?...I will be in Manila in late June...I think I need a rest so I have booked a hotel at Puerto Galero...Would you like to meet me at the airport then find a Coach and get us to Puerto Galero?....join me for a Holiday be my guide and company, we can dance under the moon,eat good food,drink fine wines,swim in the pool,walk on the beach,interested?
Hi Scaramoche...Oh why not i only dance but disco figger is all me sure..yup i will meet you where is.
It really is that easy!like taking lollies off a blind kid LOL.
So elsewhere I mentioned my efforts at pulling Filipina chicky babes on a Phillipines internet dating site,letters were all similar to one below....I wrote to eight good looking chicks around 40 living in Manila...score so far...Six yes' one offer of mariage and one ambivalent...remarkable huh?
So as an academic exercise,I wrote to a beautiful if ditzy young thing of 22...rather short but with a figure to die for...like many of them she has Religious pretentions,a challenge you might think,so read on!
This is the letter I wrote...
Dear Sweet, Hi,I am Scaramouche I live across the Sea in Australia...very impressed with your profile,and your beautiful figure,is it all you?...truly?...I will be in Manila in late June...I think I need a rest so I have booked a hotel at Puerto Galero...Would you like to meet me at the airport then find a Coach and get us to Puerto Galero?....join me for a Holiday be my guide and company, we can dance under the moon,eat good food,drink fine wines,swim in the pool,walk on the beach,interested?
Hi Scaramoche...Oh why not i only dance but disco figger is all me sure..yup i will meet you where is.
It really is that easy!like taking lollies off a blind kid LOL.